If so, we'll have a sound system at Pearl Harbor that you can probably play some of your favorite tunes, if you have a music storage device (I-Pod) that you should bring if you do, cause my vinyl won't fit.
Oops, no sun, maybe ya want a flashlight, maybe not. We will be in the sprawling metropolis of Milvacuum with all of it's bright city lights. The weather will be great tho.
I have an awesome trail all thought out in my head. Just need to tell 3 Ring and get out there to scout it for real. Maybe.
An unnambe hashing fool promised to bring b oo m bo mb making supplies (flour, tissues,and tape) and Just Art's has provided us a great chance to do our worst while drinking his beer - so let's do it
plenty of time to make flour bombs after ther run. + supplies
40 lbs flour, 8 cartons of tissues, just under 4000 inches of tape. I think that'll do it.
It's hump day, so we can party heartly, but you'd best be on time
Chalk talk --> 7:17 PM
On out --> 7:24 PM
Wednesday, Dec 2 at 7pm– FULLCOLDMOONFLOURBO MBMAKINGFACTORYE VENTANDBEERIFYOU MAKEBOMBSANDWHO' LLDRIVETHEBUNSTO MADISONTHISYEARH ASH Hares: 3 Ring Sperm Kiss and Palms 13:15
MAKE IT TO THE FULL MOON HASH DEC. 2 AND LEARN HOW TO MAKE FLOURBOMBS FOR PEARL HARBOR.
IF YOU HAVE NOT YET SIGNED UP FOR PEARL HARBOR, ATTEND THE NEXT HASH AND EITHER: SING A SONG, SHOW A BODY PART, OR PAY ME (MY CHOICE) AND I'LL GET YOU ON THE "IN" LIST PRONTO.
NEXT OPEN DATE IS DEC 30 BLUE MOON.
SEE DEC. 5TH PEARL HARBOR HASH INVITE BELOW. REGISTRATION IS $35.
In addition to Saturday's Pearl Harbor Hash and day-of festivities listed below, there is of course our standard Friday Night Fish Fry, at O'Brien's Pub from 7:00PM til 9:00 PM. (NOTE: For anyone crashing at Last Hole and Breakfast's House: BRING YOUR OWN BEER!!)
And the Hangover breakfast on Sunday is also at O'Briens
at 10:00AM. They'll open early and have their breakfast menu available. (No buffet this year.) Some of the best Bloody Mary's you'll ever have!!!!
O'Brien's is at: 4928 W Vliet St Milwaukee, WI 53208-2632 (414) 453-6200
So, BE THERE!
These are pay as you go, and not included in Registration price.
All Hashes are $8 per hound/hare except as noted below ($1 of the $8 goes to Hash Cash).
_____________________________ Wednesday, Dec 2 at 7pm– FULLCOLDMOONFLOURBOMBMAKINGFACTORYEVENTANDBEERIFYOUMAKEBOMBSANDWHO'LLDRIVETHEBUNSTOMADISONTHISYEARHASH Hares: 3 Ring Sperm Kiss and Palms 13:15
Location: Just Art's, 181 S. 2nd St. _____________________________
Waukesha Hash House Harriers
present:
PEARL HARBOR HASH 2009
Date: Saturday, December 5th
Time: Registration begins as 1:00pm, on trail by 2:00pm
Location: American Legion Hall, 920 Monroe Ave., South Milwaukee, WI
Hare: Monster Bator
Event includes Hashing, Beer, Dinner, Entertainment, Give-a-ways, etc...
Registration Prices:
$35 - after Nov. 28 and Day of Event
Pay by Check:
Make out to: Waukesha Hash House Harriers
Mail checks to:
Jerry Retzlaff
N115 W16528 Abbey Ct.
Germantown, WI 53022
(provide your Hash Name, Hash, and Nerd Name on the check or piece of paper)
_____________________________ Saturday, Dec 19 at 3pm – HOLIDAY HASH Hare: #2 Location: We'll be looking for holiday spirits in Downtown Milwaukee NOTE TIME CHANGE TO 3PM. BRING A FLASHLIGHT! IT'S NEARLY THE WINTER SOLSTICE AND WILL GET DARK EARLY!
_____________________________ Wednesday, Dec 30 at 7pm – FULL BLUE MOON HASH Hare: Location: BRING A FLASHLIGHT! _____________________________ Saturday, Jan 16 at 2pm – POINTY NIPPLES HASH Hare: COPULATOR!!! Location: _____________________________ Saturday, Jan 30 at 2pm – FULL WOLF MOON HASH Hare: Location: _____________________________ Saturday, Feb 13 at 2pm – VD HASH Hare:
Location: _____________________________ Sunday, Feb 28 at 7pm – FULL SNOW MOON HASH Hare: Location: BRING A FLASHLIGHT! _____________________________ Saturday, Mar 13 at 2pm – HASH Hare:
Location: _____________________________ Tuesday, Mar 30 at 7pm – FULL WORM MOON HASH Hare: Location: BRING A FLASHLIGHT! _____________________________ Saturday, Apr 10 at 3pm – HASH Hare:
Location:
_____________________________ Saturday, Apr 24 at 3pm – LAMPSHADE HASH? Hare:
Location: _____________________________ Wednesday, Apr 28 at 7pm – FULL PINK MOON HASH Hare: Location: BRING A FLASHLIGHT! _____________________________ Saturday, May 8th or 15th at 2pm – RED DRESS HASH Hare:
Location: _____________________________ Thursday, May 27 at 7pm – FULL FLOWER MOON HASH Hare: Location: BRING A FLASHLIGHT! _____________________________ Saturday Jun 26 at 7pm – FULL STRAWBERRY MOON HASH Hare: Location: BRING A FLASHLIGHT! _____________________________ Monday, Jul 26 at 7pm – FULL BUCK MOON HASH Hare: Location: BRING A FLASHLIGHT! _____________________________ Tuesday, Aug 24 at 7pm – FULL STURGEON MOON HASH Hare: Location: BRING A FLASHLIGHT! _____________________________ Thursday, Sep 23 at 7pm – FULL CORN MOON HASH Hare: Location: BRING A FLASHLIGHT! _____________________________ Saturday, Oct 23 at 7pm – FULL HARVEST MOON HASH
Hare: Location: BRING A FLASHLIGHT! _____________________________ Sunday, Nov 21 at 7pm – FULL BEAVER MOON HASH Hare: Location: BRING A FLASHLIGHT! _____________________________ Tuesday, Dec 21 at 7pm – FULL COLD MOON HASH Hare: Location: BRING A FLASHLIGHT!
#2
(Dates and times may change at the whim of the GM--so pay
attention!)
Hola,
In addition to the Saturday Hash and day-of festivities listed below, there is
of course our standard Friday Night Fish Fry, at O'Brien's Pub from 7:00PM til
9:00 PM. (NOTE: For anyone crashing at Last Hole and Breakfast's House: BRING
YOUR OWN BEER!!)
And the Hangover breakfast on Sunday is also at O'Briens at 10:00AM. They'll
open early and have their breakfast menu available. (No buffet this year.)
Some of the best Bloody Mary's you'll ever have!!!!
O'Brien's is at:
4928 W Vliet St
Milwaukee, WI 53208-2632
(414) 453-6200
So, BE THERE!
On-On,
Last Hole
**************************************************************
Waukesha Hash House Harriers
present:
PEARL HARBOR HASH 2009
Date: Saturday, December 5th
Time: Registration begins as 1:00pm, on trail by 2:00pm
Location: American Legion Hall, 920 Monroe Ave., South Milwaukee, WI
Hare: Monster Bator
Event includes Hashing, Beer, Dinner, Entertainment, Give-a-ways, etc...
Registration Prices:
$35 - after Nov. 28 and Day of Event
Pay by Check:
Make out to: Waukesha Hash House Harriers
Mail checks to:
Jerry Retzlaff
N115 W16528 Abbey Ct.
Germantown, WI 53022
(provide your Hash Name, Hash, and Nerd Name on the check or piece of paper)
or Paypal to:
hash@waukeshahash. com
(provide your Hash Name, Hash, and Nerd Name)
Friday Night Pre Lube: TBD
Sunday Fatboy breakfast: TBD
These are pay as you go, and not included in Registration price.
Visit www.waukeshahash. com for event updates
Possible hotel accommodations at:
Sheridan Motel - 2.8 miles away
5121 S Lake Dr, Cudahy, WI, 414-482-2668
Victoria Motel - 3.59 miles away
10131 S Chicago Rd, Oak Creek, WI, 414-762-6062
La Quinta Inn - 3.64 miles away
7141 S 13th St, Oak Creek, WI, 414-762-2266
Super 8-MILWAUKEE Airport - 3.68 miles away
5253 S Howell Ave, Milwaukee, WI, 414-934-9383
In addition
It's time to finalize your schedule to make sure you show up for the not so cold, December Full Moon hash. The weather should be perfect, with mostly clear skies. FLASHLIGHTS ARE OPTIONAL on a night like this.
The re-booting 3 Ring and Palms have scouted a quite interested, however abreviated trail for this run. Because we need to leave plenty of time to make flour bombs after ther run.
It's hump day, so we can party heartly, but you'd best be on time
Chalk talk --> 7:17 PM
On out --> 7:24 PM
Wednesday, Dec 2 at 7pm– FULLCOLDMOONFLOURBO MBMAKINGFACTORYE VENTANDBEERIFYOU MAKEBOMBSANDWHO' LLDRIVETHEBUNSTO MADISONTHISYEARH ASH Hares: 3 Ring Sperm Kiss and Palms 13:15
ONLY ONE HASH AWAY FROM THE PEARL HARBOR ANALVERSARY HASH!
IF YOU HAVE NOT YET SIGNED UP, ATTEND THE NEXT HASH AND EITHER: SING A SONG, SHOW A BODY PART, OR PAY ME (MY CHOICE) AND I'LL GET YOU ON THE "IN" LIST PRONTO.
NEXT OPEN DATE IS DEC 30 BLUE MOON.
SEE DEC. 5TH PEARL HARBOR HASH INVITE BELOW. REGISTRATION IS $35.
All Hashes are $8 per hound/hare except as noted below ($1 of the $8 goes to Hash Cash).
_____________________________ Wednesday, Dec 2 at 7pm– FULLCOLDMOONFLOURBOMBMAKINGFACTORYEVENTANDBEERIFYOUMAKEBOMBSANDWHO'LLDRIVETHEBUNSTOMADISONTHISYEARHASH Hares: 3 Ring Sperm Kiss and Palms 13:15
Location: Just Art's, 181 S. 2nd St. _____________________________
Waukesha Hash House Harriers
present:
PEARL HARBOR HASH 2009
Date: Saturday, December 5th
Time: Registration begins as 1:00pm, on trail by 2:00pm
Location: American Legion Hall, 920 Monroe Ave., South Milwaukee, WI
Hare: Monster Bator
Event includes Hashing, Beer, Dinner, Entertainment, Give-a-ways, etc...
Registration Prices:
$35 - after Nov. 28 and Day of Event
Pay by Check:
Make out to: Waukesha Hash House Harriers
Mail checks to:
Jerry Retzlaff
N115 W16528 Abbey Ct.
Germantown, WI 53022
(provide your Hash Name, Hash, and Nerd Name on the check or piece of paper)
or Paypal to:
hash@...
(provide your Hash Name, Hash, and Nerd Name)
Friday Night Pre Lube: TBD
Sunday Fatboy breakfast: TBD
These are pay as you go, and not included in Registration price.
_____________________________ Saturday, Dec 19 at 3pm – HOLIDAY HASH Hare: #2 Location: We'll be looking for holiday spirits in Downtown Milwaukee NOTE TIME CHANGE TO 3PM. BRING A FLASHLIGHT! IT'S NEARLY THE WINTER SOLSTICE AND WILL GET DARK EARLY!
_____________________________ Wednesday, Dec 30 at 7pm – FULL BLUE MOON HASH Hare: Location: BRING A FLASHLIGHT! _____________________________ Saturday, Jan 16 at 2pm – POINTY NIPPLES HASH Hare: COPULATOR!!! Location: _____________________________ Saturday, Jan 30 at 2pm – FULL WOLF MOON HASH Hare: Location: _____________________________ Saturday, Feb 13 at 2pm – VD HASH Hare:
Location: _____________________________ Sunday, Feb 28 at 7pm – FULL SNOW MOON HASH Hare: Location: BRING A FLASHLIGHT! _____________________________ Saturday, Mar 13 at 2pm – HASH Hare:
Location: _____________________________ Tuesday, Mar 30 at 7pm – FULL WORM MOON HASH Hare: Location: BRING A FLASHLIGHT! _____________________________ Saturday, Apr 10 at 3pm – HASH Hare:
Location:
_____________________________ Saturday, Apr 24 at 3pm – LAMPSHADE HASH? Hare:
Location: _____________________________ Wednesday, Apr 28 at 7pm – FULL PINK MOON HASH Hare: Location: BRING A FLASHLIGHT! _____________________________ Saturday, May 8th or 15th at 2pm – RED DRESS HASH Hare:
Location: _____________________________ Thursday, May 27 at 7pm – FULL FLOWER MOON HASH Hare: Location: BRING A FLASHLIGHT! _____________________________ Saturday Jun 26 at 7pm – FULL STRAWBERRY MOON HASH Hare: Location: BRING A FLASHLIGHT! _____________________________ Monday, Jul 26 at 7pm – FULL BUCK MOON HASH Hare: Location: BRING A FLASHLIGHT! _____________________________ Tuesday, Aug 24 at 7pm – FULL STURGEON MOON HASH Hare: Location: BRING A FLASHLIGHT! _____________________________ Thursday, Sep 23 at 7pm – FULL CORN MOON HASH Hare: Location: BRING A FLASHLIGHT! _____________________________ Saturday, Oct 23 at 7pm – FULL HARVEST MOON HASH
Hare: Location: BRING A FLASHLIGHT! _____________________________ Sunday, Nov 21 at 7pm – FULL BEAVER MOON HASH Hare: Location: BRING A FLASHLIGHT! _____________________________ Tuesday, Dec 21 at 7pm – FULL COLD MOON HASH Hare: Location: BRING A FLASHLIGHT!
#2
(Dates and times may change at the whim of the GM--so pay
attention!)
ONLY TWO HASHES AWAY FROM THE PEARL HARBOR ANALVERSARY HASH!
IF YOU HAVE NOT YET SIGNED UP, ATTEND ONE OF THE NEXT HASHES AND EITHER: SING A SONG, SHOW A BODY PART, OR PAY ME (MY CHOICE) AND I'LL GET YOU ON THE "IN" LIST PRONTO.
NEXT OPEN DATE IS DEC 30 BLUE MOON.
SEE DEC. 5TH PEARL HARBOR HASH INVITE BELOW. REGISTRATION IS $30 UNTIL NOV. 28.
All Hashes are $8 per hound/hare except as noted below ($1 of the $8 goes to Hash Cash).
_____________________________ Saturday, Nov 28 at 2pm – GOBBLER HASH Hare: White Ass Location: Maverick's, 2030 W. Howard Ave. 282-6969 (gotta love those last 4 phone digits!)
$10 _____________________________ Wednesday, Dec 2 at 7pm– FULLCOLDMOONFLOURBOMBMAKINGFACTORYEVENTANDBEERIFYOUMAKEBOMBSANDWHO'LLDRIVETHEBUNSTOMADISONTHISYEARHASH Hares: 3 Ring Sperm Kiss and Palms 13:15
Location: Just Art's, 181 S. 2nd St. _____________________________
Waukesha Hash House Harriers
present:
PEARL HARBOR HASH 2009
Date: Saturday, December 5th
Time: Registration begins as 1:00pm, on trail by 2:00pm
Location: American Legion Hall, 920 Monroe Ave., South Milwaukee, WI
Hare: Monster Bator
Event includes Hashing, Beer, Dinner, Entertainment, Give-a-ways, etc...
Registration Prices:
$30 - by November 28
$35 - after Nov. 28 and Day of Event
Pay by Check:
Make out to: Waukesha Hash House Harriers
Mail checks to:
Jerry Retzlaff
N115 W16528 Abbey Ct.
Germantown, WI 53022
(provide your Hash Name, Hash, and Nerd Name on the check or piece of paper)
or Paypal to:
hash@...
(provide your Hash Name, Hash, and Nerd Name)
Friday Night Pre Lube: TBD
Sunday Fatboy breakfast: TBD
These are pay as you go, and not included in Registration price.
_____________________________ Saturday, Dec 19 at 2pm – HOLIDAY HASH Hare: #2 Location: We'll be looking for holiday spirits in Downtown Milwaukee BRING A FLASHLIGHT! IT'S NEARLY THE WINTER SOLSTICE AND WILL GET DARK EARLY!
_____________________________ Wednesday, Dec 30 at 7pm – FULL BLUE MOON HASH Hare: Location: BRING A FLASHLIGHT! _____________________________ Saturday, Jan 16 at 2pm – POINTY NIPPLES HASH Hare: COPULATOR!!! Location: _____________________________ Saturday, Jan 30 at 2pm – FULL WOLF MOON HASH Hare: Location: _____________________________ Saturday, Feb 13 at 2pm – VD HASH Hare:
Location: _____________________________ Sunday, Feb 28 at 7pm – FULL SNOW MOON HASH Hare: Location: BRING A FLASHLIGHT! _____________________________ Saturday, Mar 13 at 2pm – HASH Hare:
Location: _____________________________ Tuesday, Mar 30 at 7pm – FULL WORM MOON HASH Hare: Location: BRING A FLASHLIGHT! _____________________________ Saturday, Apr 10 at 3pm – HASH Hare:
Location:
_____________________________ Saturday, Apr 24 at 3pm – LAMPSHADE HASH? Hare:
Location: _____________________________ Wednesday, Apr 28 at 7pm – FULL PINK MOON HASH Hare: Location: BRING A FLASHLIGHT! _____________________________ Saturday, May 8th or 15th at 2pm – RED DRESS HASH Hare:
Location: _____________________________ Thursday, May 27 at 7pm – FULL FLOWER MOON HASH Hare: Location: BRING A FLASHLIGHT! _____________________________ Saturday Jun 26 at 7pm – FULL STRAWBERRY MOON HASH Hare: Location: BRING A FLASHLIGHT! _____________________________ Monday, Jul 26 at 7pm – FULL BUCK MOON HASH Hare: Location: BRING A FLASHLIGHT! _____________________________ Tuesday, Aug 24 at 7pm – FULL STURGEON MOON HASH Hare: Location: BRING A FLASHLIGHT! _____________________________ Thursday, Sep 23 at 7pm – FULL CORN MOON HASH Hare: Location: BRING A FLASHLIGHT! _____________________________ Saturday, Oct 23 at 7pm – FULL HARVEST MOON HASH
Hare: Location: BRING A FLASHLIGHT! _____________________________ Sunday, Nov 21 at 7pm – FULL BEAVER MOON HASH Hare: Location: BRING A FLASHLIGHT! _____________________________ Tuesday, Dec 21 at 7pm – FULL COLD MOON HASH Hare: Location: BRING A FLASHLIGHT!
#2
(Dates and times may change at the whim of the GM--so pay
attention!)
Hey Waukesh!ts!
For those who may have been wondering why others have been making the
announcements for the Great Chicago Anthrax Hash & Santa Hat Run rest assured
that any rumours of my demise at the hands of a young woman are greatly
exaggerated.
For Anthrax 2009 we are going full throttle with in addition to the main event,
pre-lube and hangover hash also have two other hashing opportunities to round
out the Category Five Drinkstravaganza that has come to be known as Chicago
Anthrax.
Friday will start off with Hashpitality at the legendary Party Central (please
do not trash my place!) with a keg and food, then a pre-lube bar party option as
well as a downtown holiday hash.
Saturday we have an early woods run option and then the main event which will be
held in an all-new venue just blocks from Wrigley Field with multiple beer/shot
checks on trail, kegs back at the party and wonderful food catered by Chicago's
acclaimed Robinson's Ribs.
Sunday those of us still standing will gather at the spiritual home of the
original Great Chicago Anthrax Scare, the Hidden Shamrock for our traditional
hangover hash and then we bid farewell until Anthrax 2010!!!
As always all the main venues are easily accessible via Chicago's convenient and
inexpensive public transit or simply walking/stumbling (for those so inclined).
Cheep rooms are still available at both the Days Inn Lincoln Park and Arlington
House Hostel and also some crash space can be found including Party Central.
Saturday's main event (including a hazmat suit, souvenir event t-shirt and
badge, and more food and beer than you can shake a stick at) all for the
recession-friendly price of just $35, but you must act quickly as prices go up
to a still bargain-basement $40 after Thanksgiving.
For all the details and to download the rego or register online go to our
website at
http://www.chicagohash.com/chicago-1638-sat-1219-3pm-8th-annual-great-chicago-an\
thrax-scare-hash-santa-hat-run/
Everyone have a wonderful and safe Thanksgiving and hope to see y'all at Anthrax
VIII !!!!
Party on on,
Fuji
Consigliere, Hash Flash, Web Dude and The Original Chicago Hazmat Hare
THE Chicago Hash House Harriers
Are you doing the no snow, no rain dance? I hope so. The weatherman says sunny day for Saturday, November 28, so let's hope it holds up.
I have added another beer stop and they even said they would host us in the future if we like. Even at $5 pitchers. There was another bar owner sitting at the bar because his place was closed on Mondays (what's with that?) and he wants us too. So we have many places we can go. But only 3 for Saturday.
So put on your snuggies and be prepared for a fun filled hash.
Maverick's
2 pm
$10 hash fee
White Ass, hare
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I know you are all wanting to work off that turkey and stuffing by participating in the after thanksgiving hash. This should do the trick. But then again I am offering my superb, fantabulous sloppy joes to offset it. Oops!
Looking forward to seeing you all on Saturday and if you can bring any leftovers, like chips, cookies, pie to go with the main course, that would be great.
See you soon.
On On
White Ass
Maverick's
2030 W. Howard
282-6969 (in case you get lost)
2 pm
$10
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Not to outdo Palms, but the Gobbler Hash will be crashing the party for a 92 year old grandmother and a concertina band. I think that outclasses everything. We will be taking over the front of the bar, Maverick's, according to the owner and we shouldn't disturb the other party or maybe we should. They need to be disturbed.
Pray for no snow and lots of down downs. Still contemplating making the sloppy joes. Only 2 have RSVPd, so need more bodies to make this event more fun.
Again this is the Gobbler Hash on November 28 at Mavericks, 2030 W. Howard at 2pm or 3 pm hash time.
Cost $10 if I do sloppy joes. If you had them last year, you loved them. I know you did.
See you then.
White Ass
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As all good hashers know, the weatherman lies. So, since it is forecast for bright and sunny on Saturday, we might expect rain, sleet or typhoon. Regardless of weather the hash will go on. I already have my flourescent orange chalk on hand to set trail in case of snow.
I have confirmed with Maverick's and they are anxiously awaiting our arrival. They have had a year to forget how rowdy we were and look forward to our company once again.
Not sure yet how many beer stops there will be, but I know if Last Hole decides to make an appearance, he will be the first one there and the last to leave and somehow manage to be FRB. Also since there will be another party going on while we are there it could go on all night.
Hope most of you will dump your relatives and come have some fun. Since you know I am a walker and not a runner, the trail will be walker friendly. But we also know after a few beers the runners tend to walk a little funny.
See you Saturday. On on!
White Ass
Mavericks's
2030 W. Howard Ave
2:30 pm
Saturday, November 28
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Gather round at Chez PegLeg and Splatty
413 Republic Rd in Batavia, IL
This A->A trail shouldn't have too much shiggy. Shortcuts available for walkers/strollers/kids/lazy turds. We'll likely have some sorts of chili and cake. The grill will be available if desired. Croquet can be set up in the backyard.
Getting there by car - Click the icon in google map and get directions yourself. Most likely take I-88 tollway to Route 31 north to Batavia. Maybe hitch a ride?
Getting there by public transportation - Metra Union Pacific West line to Geneva; train 503 from Chicago Ogilvie station arrives Geneva at 1:47 PM. Call PegLeg 630 251 2706 for a pick-up
The next full moon, and FULL MOON HASH is on Wednesday December 2nd, at 7:00 PM - We're starting from Just Art's at 181 S. 2nd St. in Milwaukee. That's a bit like the 3rd Ward, but not really cuz it's on the other side of the river. *** Be nice to our host's because they're going to let us make PEARL HARBOR flour bombs in the bar - YIPPEE ! ! !
We also have a great opportunity to celebrate and abuse the re-boot of Ex'Waukesha H3 GM - 3 Ring Sperm Kiss, who will co-hare the run.
Expect some new twists on hashing, and some old twists re-born
It will be a school night, so be on time.
____________ _________ ________
Wednesday, Dec 2 at 7pm– FULLCOLDMOONFLOURBO MBMAKINGFACTORYE VENTANDBEERIFYOU MAKEBOMBSANDWHO' LLDRIVETHEBUNSTO MADISONTHISYEARH ASH Hares: 3 Ring Sperm Kiss and Palms 13:15
How many of you want an excuse to not go out of town Thanksgiving weekend? How many of you are expecting company TG weekend and need an excuse to get out of the house? How many of you don't really need any kind of excuse at all and just feel like going out to a bar and downing a few? Well then this is right up your alley.
I kindly invite you to attend the Gobbler Hash on Saturday, November 28 at 3 pm at Maverick's, 2030 W. Howard. Remember last year it was beautiful weather Saturday and snowed on Sunday. Please hope it does the same again this year. If it's the reverse then the trail may get covered. But then again who needs a trail when you can follow the hare's footprints in the snow.
If sober (but then again you don't have to be), please RSVP so I can determine if I am going to make the scrumptious sloppy joes I made last year. Hopefully Sno Job won't bring his son as he had most of it finished before anyone else got to it. If only a few people show we can just go to my house and raid the bar.
Hope to see you then.
White Ass
PS Also let me know if anyone would like to co-hare. Not necessary, but always fun.
ONLY TWO HASHES AWAY FROM THE PEARL HARBOR ANALVERSARY HASH!
IF YOU HAVE NOT YET SIGNED UP, ATTEND ONE OF THE NEXT HASHES AND EITHER: SING A SONG, SHOW A BODY PART, OR PAY ME (MY CHOICE) AND I'LL GET YOU ON THE "IN" LIST PRONTO.
NEXT OPEN DATE IS DEC 30 BLUE MOON.
SEE DEC. 5TH PEARL HARBOR HASH INVITE BELOW. REGISTRATION IS $30 UNTIL NOV. 28.
All Hashes are $8 per hound/hare except as noted below ($1 of the $8 goes to Hash Cash).
_____________________________ Saturday, Nov 28 at 2pm – GOBBLER HASH Hare: White Ass Location: Maverick's, 2030 W. Howard Ave. 282-6969 (gotta love those last 4 phone digits!) _____________________________ Wednesday, Dec 2 at 7pm– FULLCOLDMOONFLOURBOMBMAKINGFACTORYEVENTANDBEERIFYOUMAKEBOMBSANDWHO'LLDRIVETHEBUNSTOMADISONTHISYEARHASH Hares: 3 Ring Sperm Kiss and Palms 13:15
Location: TBD _____________________________
Waukesha Hash House Harriers
present:
PEARL HARBOR HASH 2009
Date: Saturday, December 5th
Time: Registration begins as 1:00pm, on trail by 2:00pm
Location: American Legion Hall, 920 Monroe Ave., South Milwaukee, WI
Hare: Monster Bator
Event includes Hashing, Beer, Dinner, Entertainment, Give-a-ways, etc...
Registration Prices:
$30 - by November 28
$35 - after Nov. 28 and Day of Event
Pay by Check:
Make out to: Waukesha Hash House Harriers
Mail checks to:
Jerry Retzlaff
N115 W16528 Abbey Ct.
Germantown, WI 53022
(provide your Hash Name, Hash, and Nerd Name on the check or piece of paper)
or Paypal to:
hash@...
(provide your Hash Name, Hash, and Nerd Name)
Friday Night Pre Lube: TBD
Sunday Fatboy breakfast: TBD
These are pay as you go, and not included in Registration price.
_____________________________ Saturday, Dec 19 at 2pm – HOLIDAY HASH Hare: #2 Location: We'll be looking for holiday spirits in Downtown Milwaukee _____________________________ Wednesday, Dec 30 at 7pm – FULL BLUE MOON HASH Hare: Location: BRING A FLASHLIGHT! _____________________________ Saturday, Jan 16 at 2pm – POINTY NIPPLES HASH Hare: COPULATOR!!! Location: _____________________________ Saturday, Jan 30 at 2pm – FULL WOLF MOON HASH Hare: Location: _____________________________ Saturday, Feb 13 at 2pm – VD HASH Hare:
Location: _____________________________ Sunday, Feb 28 at 7pm – FULL SNOW MOON HASH Hare: Location: BRING A FLASHLIGHT! _____________________________ Saturday, Mar 13 at 2pm – HASH Hare:
Location: _____________________________ Tuesday, Mar 30 at 7pm – FULL WORM MOON HASH Hare: Location: BRING A FLASHLIGHT! _____________________________ Saturday, Apr 10 at 3pm – HASH Hare:
Location:
_____________________________ Saturday, Apr 24 at 3pm – LAMPSHADE HASH? Hare:
Location: _____________________________ Wednesday, Apr 28 at 7pm – FULL PINK MOON HASH Hare: Location: BRING A FLASHLIGHT! _____________________________ Saturday, May 8th or 15th at 2pm – RED DRESS HASH Hare:
Location: _____________________________ Thursday, May 27 at 7pm – FULL FLOWER MOON HASH Hare: Location: BRING A FLASHLIGHT! _____________________________ Saturday Jun 26 at 7pm – FULL STRAWBERRY MOON HASH Hare: Location: BRING A FLASHLIGHT! _____________________________ Monday, Jul 26 at 7pm – FULL BUCK MOON HASH Hare: Location: BRING A FLASHLIGHT! _____________________________ Tuesday, Aug 24 at 7pm – FULL STURGEON MOON HASH Hare: Location: BRING A FLASHLIGHT! _____________________________ Thursday, Sep 23 at 7pm – FULL CORN MOON HASH Hare: Location: BRING A FLASHLIGHT! _____________________________ Saturday, Oct 23 at 7pm – FULL HARVEST MOON HASH
Hare: Location: BRING A FLASHLIGHT! _____________________________ Sunday, Nov 21 at 7pm – FULL BEAVER MOON HASH Hare: Location: BRING A FLASHLIGHT! _____________________________ Tuesday, Dec 21 at 7pm – FULL COLD MOON HASH Hare: Location: BRING A FLASHLIGHT!
#2
(Dates and times may change at the whim of the GM--so pay
attention!)
Sooo... Apparently the pups of the hash know that.
10 hashers, 2 virgin, and approx 14 Pups! (( in order of appearance: Smegm@, Just Reason & Thumper Humper, Oh My Dawg Ha Sh*t, C*ntinental Breakfast, Last Hole, Olymp-D*ck, C0lon Delici0us, Mangina, Just Mark, as well as Copulator!! & B.O.W. Ow! ))
Circle was abbreviated due to dwindling sunshine & imminent rain and since more than expected showed up, Copulator!! (( resident hare extraordinare' & faithful hound B.O.W. Ow!!)) headed out for the 1st manned beerstop (2nd actual beer stop) with a backpack full of beer. Loaded down as he was Cop!! & B.O.W. OW!! loped along as quickly as possible (shortcutting and ducking for cover) with hounds nipping at their heals.
Copulator!! (your hare) gave the hounds plenty of rope to screw the
pooch...and from all accounts they took it. Mud & Burs were in
abundance.
Waiting at the stop, Mangina called & was given the shortest route to take towing a wagon and Just Mark on his first hash ever. With badly jostled warmish beer they'd swilled under a bridge... they headed out again ..one intrepid group set out along the Tough trail (across a 2x4 bridge) and followed all manner of arrows around the retention pond. As soon as Last Hole realized they were going all the way around the pond...he cut across (shortcutter!) aross the bog, mud up to his eyeballs and burrs taking up residence in Celis' hide. The rest of the group followed the hare (again on foot & carrying leftover beer).
Though true trail was long & winding the TOUGH trail was an even bigger pain in the @ss. Fortunately almost noone actually followed trail to the 3rd beerstop... the old stone stairs in the park. We sang, we snacked, one of us shiite our pants (we'll have to
remember that at Just Mark's naming...though to his he may look as big as a 6yr old, but he's not quite 3)
...Its not a party til someone p00ps their pants!!
A Paypal button will be on chicagohash.com very soon. But until then if you choose to take advantage of the early bird price please add a $2 Paypal fee to your rego. Please send rego info to fistfulofpricks@....
Now only a 30% chance of 'showers' late in the evening!! STILL 100% chance of FUN !! Trail will be RAIN or SHINE ((just slightly wetter if raining))...
NOW ONE time bonus... Tomorrow Registration for Pearl Harbor is going RETRO...$25 cash or check...this is aa ONE TIME ONLY GM Special ! (( No bjs necessary... but gladly accepted ))
Now only a 30% chance of 'showers' late in the evening!! STILL 100% chance of FUN !! Trail will be RAIN or SHINE ((just slightly wetter if raining))...
NOW ONE time bonus... Tomorrow Registration for Pearl Harbor is going RETRO...$25 cash or check...this is aa ONE TIME ONLY GM Special ! (( No bjs necessary...but gladly accepted ))
Where: DOG PARK On Swan Blvd When: Sat 14th 2pm !! (seriously.. .gettin dark by 4:30) Why : dont ask me to explain it Who : All those who loves dogs..AND the dogs who love them STILL only $8 ! ! !
Who has two thumbs & is all excited to go hashing on Saturday?!??!?!??
If your PUP had thumbs they would use them...so take YOURS from out of your rectum and come out to hash this Saturday at the Dog Park across from Froedert !!! Bring your pup, (if you do not have a dog, one can be provided) trail will be VERY dog friendly ((including plenty of water at the beer stops...for the dogs and homemade dog treats))
50% chance of showers 100% chance of FUN !! Trail will be RAIN or SHINE ((just slightly wetter if raining))...
Where: DOG PARK 0n Swan Blvd When: Sat 14th 2pm !! (seriously...gettin dark by 4:30) Why : dont ask me to explain it Who : All those who loves dogs
WANKERS!!
It's that time of year again! Time to put on your hazmat suits and Santa hats
and get drunk in the Windy City! We're very excited about Anthrax this year
because we have an awesome event planned for you! So book your Mega Bus seats
or Amtrack tickets, put on your drinking shoes and join us for ANTHRAX 2009!!
Rego will be up very soon!! Sneak peak at the details:
December 18th - 20th
$35 from now 'til Thanksgiving (early bird)
$40 from Thanksgiving to day of
$50 walk up
Optional pre-lube add on: $15
$15 pre-lube includes snacks and keg tapped at Party Central at 6pm. We will
continue on to a bar and all beer is included. Bar TBA.
Shirts, tags, and hazmat suits included in rego price.
BRING YOUR OWN SANTA HAT!!
Venue: Piano Man - 3801 N. Clark
A-A 2pm - midnight
Hares: Calvin Klein and Super Stuff'er
Hangover hash: The Hidden Shamrock $8 hash cash
Hope to see you all soon!!
On On!
Batteries Not Included
when was the last time we hashed without a theme ?!? For Reals... hashing just for the fun of chasing tail & drinking a good old fashioned American Macro-brew. Well I'm gonna go all old school on your @sses!!
Come on out on Saturday, bring your pups (( if you dont have a pup, one can be provided ))... while I was scouting I noticed there were plenty of brownies on trail (( left conveniently in tied off baggies )).
LOOKS LIKE THE NEXT HASH ON NOV. 14 IS A DOGGIE-STYLE AFFAIR.
FOUND A HARE FOR THE 28TH, SO NEXT OPEN DATE IS DEC 30 BLUE MOON.
SEE DEC. 5TH PEARL HARBOR HASH INVITE BELOW. REGISTRATION IS $30 UNTIL NOV. 28.
All Hashes are $8 per hound/hare except as noted below ($1 of the $8 goes to Hash Cash).
_____________________________ Saturday, Nov 14 at 2pm – HASH Hare: Copulator!! Location: Parking Lot of Watertown Plank Rd Doggie Park
BRING A DOG! _____________________________ Saturday, Nov 28 at 2pm – GOBBLER HASH Hare: White Ass Location: Maverick's _____________________________ Wednesday, Dec 2 at 7pm– FULLCOLDMOONFLOURBOMBMAKINGFACTORYEVENTANDBEERIFYOUMAKEBOMBSANDWHO'LLDRIVETHEBUNSTOMADISONTHISYEARHASH Hares: 3 Ring Sperm Kiss and Palms 13:15
Location: TBD _____________________________
Waukesha Hash House Harriers
present:
PEARL HARBOR HASH 2009
Date: Saturday, December 5th
Time: Registration begins as 1:00pm, on trail by 2:00pm
Location: American Legion Hall, 920 Monroe Ave., South Milwaukee, WI
Hare: Monster Bator
Event includes Hashing, Beer, Dinner, Entertainment, Give-a-ways, etc...
Registration Prices:
$30 - by November 28
$35 - after Nov. 28 and Day of Event
Pay by Check:
Make out to: Waukesha Hash House Harriers
Mail checks to:
Jerry Retzlaff
N115 W16528 Abbey Ct.
Germantown, WI 53022
(provide your Hash Name, Hash, and Nerd Name on the check or piece of paper)
or Paypal to:
hash@...
(provide your Hash Name, Hash, and Nerd Name)
Friday Night Pre Lube: TBD
Sunday Fatboy breakfast: TBD
These are pay as you go, and not included in Registration price.
_____________________________ Saturday, Dec 19 at 2pm – HOLIDAY HASH Hare: #2 Location: We'll be looking for holiday spirits in Downtown Milwaukee _____________________________ Wednesday, Dec 30 at 7pm – FULL BLUE MOON HASH Hare: Location: BRING A FLASHLIGHT! _____________________________ Saturday, Jan 16 at 2pm – POINTY NIPPLES HASH Hare: COPULATOR!!! Location: _____________________________ Saturday, Jan 30 at 2pm – FULL WOLF MOON HASH Hare: Location: _____________________________ Saturday, Feb 13 at 2pm – VD HASH Hare:
Location: _____________________________ Sunday, Feb 28 at 7pm – FULL SNOW MOON HASH Hare: Location: BRING A FLASHLIGHT! _____________________________ Saturday, Mar 13 at 2pm – HASH Hare:
Location: _____________________________ Tuesday, Mar 30 at 7pm – FULL WORM MOON HASH Hare: Location: BRING A FLASHLIGHT! _____________________________ Saturday, Apr 10 at 3pm – HASH Hare:
Location:
_____________________________ Saturday, Apr 24 at 3pm – LAMPSHADE HASH? Hare:
Location: _____________________________ Wednesday, Apr 28 at 7pm – FULL PINK MOON HASH Hare: Location: BRING A FLASHLIGHT! _____________________________ Saturday, May 8th or 15th at 2pm – RED DRESS HASH Hare:
Location: _____________________________ Thursday, May 27 at 7pm – FULL FLOWER MOON HASH Hare: Location: BRING A FLASHLIGHT! _____________________________ Saturday Jun 26 at 7pm – FULL STRAWBERRY MOON HASH Hare: Location: BRING A FLASHLIGHT! _____________________________ Monday, Jul 26 at 7pm – FULL BUCK MOON HASH Hare: Location: BRING A FLASHLIGHT! _____________________________ Tuesday, Aug 24 at 7pm – FULL STURGEON MOON HASH Hare: Location: BRING A FLASHLIGHT! _____________________________ Thursday, Sep 23 at 7pm – FULL CORN MOON HASH Hare: Location: BRING A FLASHLIGHT! _____________________________ Saturday, Oct 23 at 7pm – FULL HARVEST MOON HASH
Hare: Location: BRING A FLASHLIGHT! _____________________________ Sunday, Nov 21 at 7pm – FULL BEAVER MOON HASH Hare: Location: BRING A FLASHLIGHT! _____________________________ Tuesday, Dec 21 at 7pm – FULL COLD MOON HASH Hare: Location: BRING A FLASHLIGHT!
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(Dates and times may change at the whim of the GM--so pay
attention!)