not since #2's spring thaw hash have i had so much fun getting my shoes and socks shiggified.  if you're in the area or near a freeway or passing through or can't find any swamps to trek through locally i highly recommend you head south for some hashing kenosha-style.  bug spray's a good idea, and definitely bring a bag to throw in the shagwagon; pants are optional as the hare will probably be snared shortly after the start and feel obliged to give you his (they will probably fit a bit snug in the crotch though).

also a good idea to drink plenty of beer at the start if you're inclined to make your own trail because the pack will not think to bring you one from the beer near even if you can see them standing there like a bunch of meerkats in the tall grass checking each other for fleas just across the freeway and all one of the thoughtless poofters has to do is tuck one in his jammies before he duckwalks 100 yards through the sewage pipe to reach the side you're on (i'm sorry, the wounds are apparently still too fresh).

happy trails, Pole Pounder