It was somewhere up the country in a land of rock and scrub, That they formed an institution called the Boulder Bike Polo Club.

They were long and wiry natives of the rugged mountainside, And the mount was never saddled that these players couldn’t ride; But their style of playing polo was irregular and rash - They had mighty little science, but a mighty lot of dash: And they played on mountain ponies, their legs muscular and strong, They were demons, were the members of the Boulder Bike Polo Club.

It was somewhere down the country, in a city’s smoke and steam, That a polo club existed, called the Cuff and Collar Team. As a social institution ‘twas a marvellous success, For the members were distinguished by exclusiveness and dress. They had natty little cycles that were nice, and smooth, and sleek, For their cultivated owners only rode ‘em once a week.

So they started up the country in pursuit of sport and fame, For they meant to show the Boulder boys how they ought to play the game; And they took their valets with them - just to give their boots a rub Ere they started operations on the Boulder Bike Polo Club.

When the Boulder boys got going it was time to clear the road; And the game was so terrific that ere half the time was gone A spectator’s leg was broken - just from merely looking on. For they waddied one another till the plain was strewn with dead, While the score was kept so even that they neither got ahead. And the Cuff and Collar captain, when he tumbled off to die, Was the last surviving player - so the game was called a tie. Then the captain of the Boulder boys raised him slowly from the ground, Though his wounds were mostly mortal, yet he fiercely gazed around; There was no one to oppose him - all the rest were in a trance, So he scrambled on his pony for his last expiring chance, For he meant to make an effort to get victory to his side; So he struck at goal - and missed it - then he tumbled off and died.