While Our Seldom-Seen Sweetie remains just that, check out this foxsports.com
blog about how historic events would've happened if sports reporters were on the
scene. One event in particular involves a short French dude, perhaps a
descendant of Monsieur Coleman: http://community.foxsports.com/blogs/Dudski
Monsieur Coleman may also want to know at about that same time they did away
with a French Queen(yes, it was a blonde) over some pastry by means of the
guillotine. Just thought he'd like to know.