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Doesn't seem real.

Click here: World Clock   Be sure to do the life expectancy calculator (located under the world graphic)

 

 

 

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MOUSE CALIBRATION You should actually do this every year. Even more often is recommended by Kim Kommando (the computer guru) if you spend a lot of time on the computer. I was shocked to see how well this works!  To re-calibrate your mouse, click and hold on the Y below. Then drag the Y toward the g.     If it doesn't work immediately, you might want to clean your mouse.   You dumb ass. You'll believe anything I'M SURE YOU WILL ALSO RECOMMEND THIS TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS ONCE YOU SEE HOW WELL IT WORKS

 

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Sent: Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Subject: The Bear and The Atheist. . .

An atheist was walking through the woods.
"What majestic trees"!
"What powerful rivers"!
"What beautiful animals"!
He said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.



He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.

He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.




At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!"

Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer"?
The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian"?

"Very Well," said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:

"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."

 

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Date: Tue, 18 Dec 2007 07:24:10 -0800
From: mikeburnell70@...
Subject: Fwd: FW: Happy Holiday's
To: mlogue@...; alfster70@...; ajdevito28@...; andrea.counsell@...; ascott@...; counsellator@...; solid_028@...; shawn.williams@...; ladura@...; drewbruster@...; tyle@...; judytweedie@...; Edbrnll@...



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--Forwarded Message Attachment--
From: mike.burnell@...
To: Mikeburnell70@...
Subject: FW: Happy Holiday's
Date: Tue, 18 Dec 2007 10:20:38 -0500

 

 

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From: Donna Hooper [mailto:donna.hooper@...]
Sent: Tuesday, December 18, 2007 10:07 AM
To: 'Debi Mead'; 'Matt Watts'; brent.mead@...; 'Mike Burnell'
Subject: Happy Holiday's

 

You know all year we get jokes and each christmas there's usually one snowball e-mail thing, well this is paybacks for all that crap that has been sent out to me.  
PS Don't send it back to me!!!! Cuz I gotcha first! 



~You have just been hit with a snow ball!~ 

It's the start of..... 

Snow Ball Fight 2007 !!

One rule to this game....

You can NOT hit someone who has already hit you!  

Now...

go out there and get as many people as you can, 

before they get you!

I got you first! and you can't get me back !  




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Subject: Fw: Winter statistic

 

 

 

Winter Statistic     98% OF AMERICANS SAY 'OH SHIT' BEFORE GOING IN THE DITCH ON A SLIPPERY ROAD.   THE OTHER 2% ARE FROM OHIO AND THEY SAY, 'HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS.'

 

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ELECTRIC FENCE Seems a sheep farmer was puzzled  about the disappearance of some sheep on his farm. After a few weeks the farmer decided to put up an electric fence. About a week later, this is what he found!        Now, I know we've all heard of people being eaten by snakes & I bet most of us have said, "If a snake tried to eat me, I'd blah, blah, blah & get away." Well, this is a Python & they're extremely aggressive & have a few teeth that they use to hold their prey while they wrap around them & then constrict. Could you get away if this one bit you & held on with it's "few teeth?" (Note: The wires are 10 inches apart.)

OOOHHH     SH##

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Blonde Journal      January       Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.            February       Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....       Helllloooo...........bottles won't fit in printer.              March       Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....       Box said "2-4 years."             April       Trapped on escalator for hours ... Power went out.               May      Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of      Water won't fit into those little packets.              June      Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.            July       Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later,       the other swimmers cheated., They used their arms.               August       Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....       Car swamped because soft-top was open.             September       The capital of California is "C".....isn't it?              October       Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.              November       Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ... Instructions said 1 hour       Per pound and I weigh 108.              December      Couldn't call 911 . "duh"..... there's no "eleven"      Button on the stupid phone.

Dumb Jokes!

Have A Nice Day!

       Sue
 

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Blonde Journal      January       Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.            February       Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....       Helllloooo...........bottles won't fit in printer.              March       Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....       Box said "2-4 years."             April       Trapped on escalator for hours ... Power went out.               May      Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of      Water won't fit into those little packets.              June      Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.            July       Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later,       the other swimmers cheated., They used their arms.               August       Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....       Car swamped because soft-top was open.             September       The capital of California is "C".....isn't it?              October       Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.              November       Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ... Instructions said 1 hour       Per pound and I weigh 108.              December      Couldn't call 911 . "duh"..... there's no "eleven"      Button on the stupid phone.

Dumb Jokes!

Have A Nice Day!

       Sue
 

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 REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME 
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeers retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. 
 
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. 

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.     
 

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