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Re: [bikesebring] Doug's Ride Reported translated

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-----Original Message-----
From: Kevin <kevin.shutt@...>
To: bikesebring@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Mon, 3 Sep 2007 9:16 pm
Subject: [bikesebring] Doug's Ride Reported translated

WHEN DOUG SAYS:
> I had a nice ride with the group on Saturday. That was the 2nd longest
> ride that I've ever been on......last week's 76 mile ride remains my
longest yet.

HE MEANS:
You guys were out? I was too busy at the front to notice. At some 62
miles, I was barely getting warmed up. What gives with the short rides?

WHEN DOUG SAYS:
> I stayed close to the front for the majority of the ride,
> I actually pulled a few times. I got a few pointers from some of the
> riders in the group, I'm always looking to improve so I take most
> advice to heart.

HE REALLY MEANS:
Drafting is girls. Some of the keen advice I received was that it's
considered poor form to pass tractor trailers and crotch rockets.

WHEN DOUG SAYS:
> I fell behind at the 17/98 crossing.....

HE REALLY MEANS:
I stopped for coffee and biscottis at the little shop at the
intersection of 98/17.

WHEN DOUG SAYS:
> Kenny and
> friends got across the road before I could get clipped back in so I
> had to wait for another line of cars to go by. Once I did make it
> across, the lead group was close to turning onto the next section of
> 17 so I had to haul butt to try to catch them. I finally caught them
> at the turn onto Airport Road.
HE REALLY MEANS:
Service was slow, they had to brew a fresh pot.

WHEN DOUG SAYS:
> From there, myself and 2 other guys pulled away just a little and
> finished strong.
HE REALLY MEANS:
The wheel suckers were just along for a ride on the Doug Express. Next
stop, Kenilworth Lodge. All aboard!

WHEN DOUG SAYS:
> My computer was down,
> but one of the guys I finished with said we averaged 22mph for the 100k.
HE REALLY MEANS:
I pegged the speedometer and the heat from my tires fried my computers
wires. I know it's wireless! I meant the internal circuitry! The cop
who pulled me over for speeding, said was averaging 22 mph ...... over
the 35 mph speed limit.

WHEN DOUG SAYS:
> Overall, I thoroughly enjoyed being able to ride with a big group of
> people. It was a beautiful day and I can't wait until the next time a
> big group comes to town to ride!
HE REALLY MEANS:
I'm going to smoke you guys in December during the Highlands Bike
Fest, Dec. 7-9.

>
> Regards,
> Doug
>
> --- In bikesebring@yahoogroups.com, "Kevin" <kevin.shutt@> wrote:
> >
> > Hey, was it just me, or was that the best Bok Tower Century we did
> > this week?
> >
> > How were ya'll's respective rides?
> >
> > kevin
> > PS: Heard you kicked some serious butt Doug.
> >
>


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Tue Sep 4, 2007 9:47 am

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Hey, was it just me, or was that the best Bok Tower Century we did this week? How were ya'll's respective rides? kevin PS: Heard you kicked some serious butt...
Kevin
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Sep 2, 2007
9:54 pm

my ride went pretty well considering that i rode yesterday unlike some people. the pace up to lake wales was pretty hardcore but manageable. some people...
Matthew Schult
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Sep 2, 2007
10:04 pm

Great ride. My Cramps showed up on pond hill and I had to back down the last 25, but I had a blast. James ... From: "Kevin" <kevin.shutt@...> To:...
JAMES BROEN
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Sep 2, 2007
11:17 pm

Kevin, I had a nice ride with the group on Saturday. That was the 2nd longest ride that I've ever been on......last week's 76 mile ride remains my longest yet....
Doug Morton
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Sep 3, 2007
9:27 pm

... longest yet. HE MEANS: You guys were out? I was too busy at the front to notice. At some 62 miles, I was barely getting warmed up. What gives with the...
Kevin
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Sep 4, 2007
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This is worth saving.:) ... From: Kevin <kevin.shutt@...> To: bikesebring@yahoogroups.com Sent: Mon, 3 Sep 2007 9:16 pm Subject: [bikesebring] Doug's...
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Sep 4, 2007
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Kevin, Wow! Yet, another classic reply. Being a science kind of guy, I came up with a formula for us.......(my BS nonfiction squared+ your BS fiction cubed)*...
Doug Morton
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Sep 4, 2007
12:33 pm

Thanks. Now, there's coffee on my keyboard. :) I've been courted by HT, but the hot photographer is at N-S. ;) Anyway, I aspire to write for The Onion. Or, the...
Kevin Shutt
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