We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons,"
where:

:) means a smile and

:( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by

:-)

:-(

Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"

Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass


You have just been e-mooned!



Michael Zugmaier
Manager Business Development
CARLETON LIFE SUPPORT SYSTEMS INC
Davenport, Iowa USA
563-383-6216
563-383-6102 (fax)
563-508-4301 (cell)
www.carletonls.com <http://www.carletonls.com/>

On Goals: Long-range goals keep you from being frustrated by short-term
failures. James Cash Penny - Retailer



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