Chris "ROW-YCO" Maharry is proud to present...

"The Larry"
(a.k.a. 5th Annual Sycamore Mountain Bike Time Trial)

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The deer run in fear
from the geeks decked out
in the MtB gear...

The white trash and meth-heads cower
as trail users and families gather
together with their fist raised
chanting 'MtB Power!'

The beer flows like
the salmon of Capistrano
as we duke it out
with knobbies, mano y mano

The forecast is never clear
as the date is near
pump 'em up, tune 'em in
let's feel the silky goodness
of lycra on the skin

Maharry is out there
livin' it large and leadin' the charge
takin' back what is ours
The Sycamore...

SEE YOU THERE!
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Sunday, October 10th, 2004.
$20 will get you in the race.
10am ~ first rider starts
noon ~ last rider done

Benefits:
Central Iowa Trail Association
Lance Armstrong Foundation
Variety Club of Iowa

Prizes:
Tons of Schwag for all the girls and boys from sponsors including Jordan Motors,
Giant Bicycles, Grounds for Celebration, Court Ave Brewery, Maharry Photography,
Oakley, Active Endeavors, Bike World, Poster by G., and Target.

PLUS:
$100 fastest male time
$100 fastest female time
$50 mystery prize... could it be for best cross-dressed racer?

Race Info? Don't email me... call 515-276-8314.

And no, I don't know if that Lemond is sold, so quit emailing me.