Ok,
I have never even heard of the movie.......somebody give me a
hint......or should I go to the screening or even rent it at
Blockbuster ( or is it only available at one of those adult video
stores off of Hwy 44??)
Have a good weekend everyone......wherever you may be.
PS.....St. Auggie....Where did you say the triathalon was going to
be? I would like to go watch some of it.


On-On,
D.Squirrel

Anybody interested in doing the Ballwin Days 5K?  June 27th.....We
could always run and then have a small on-after at Frick's or
Smitty's or someplace......(my place is really small or I would
offer) I do have a couple of pools at my complex if anyone is
interested in a dip after the run. ( I am pretty sure swimsuits are
required, however LOL)
Chat at ya'll on Wednesday

Just an idea!
on-on
Dead Squirrel

Some Savanah Hashers are tentatively coming through on
the way to the Minneapolis Spewathon for a Hash.
They've talked me into going to the Spewathon.  It is
the weekend of June 25-27th, if anyone is interested.
I think it may be on the Website, but if not and
you're interested I'll get you a link to the site.  We
met some of the MN folks at the Red Dress Run in
Waukasha--good people.  Plus Knee Pad Barbie and
O-Butters sister, Balls of Ice are there.  It should
be an excellent time!

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>This years Darwin Awards winners
>
>Last year's winner was the fellow who was killed by a Coke machine
>which toppled over on top of him as he was attempting to  tip a free
>soda out of it.
>
>The nominees this year in reverse order are:
>
>7. A young Canadian man, searching for a way of getting drunk cheaply
>because he had no money with which to buy alcohol,   mixed gasoline with
>milk.   Not surprisingly, this concoction made him ill, and he vomited
>into the fireplace in his house.  This resulting explosion and fire
>burned his house down killing both him and his sister.
>
>6. A 34-year-old white male found dead in the basement of his home
>died of suffocation, according to police.  He was approximately 6'2"
>tall and weighed 225 pounds.  He was wearing a pleated skirt, white
>bra, black and white saddle shoes, and a woman's wig.  It appeared that
>he was trying to create a schoolgirl's uniform look.  He was also
>wearing a military gas  mask that had the filter canister removed and a
>rubber hose attached in its place.  The other end of the hose was
>connected to one end of a hollow tube approx. 12" long and 3" in
>diameter.  The tube's other end was inserted into his rectum for
>reasons unknown, and was the cause of his suffocation. Police found the
>task of explaining the circumstances of his death to his family very
>awkward.
>
>5. Three Brazilian men were flying in a light aircraft at low
>altitude when another plane approached.  It appears that they  decided
>to moon the occupants of the other plane, but lost control of their own
>aircraft and crashed.  They were all found dead in the wreckage with
>their pants around their ankles.
>
>4.  A 22-year-old, Glade Drive, Reston, VA, man was found dead after
>he tried to use octopus straps to bungee jump off a 70 foot railroad
>trestle.   Fairfax County police said Eric Barcia, a fast-food worker,
>taped a bunch of these straps together, wrapped one end around one
>foot, anchored the other end to the trestle at Lake Accotink Park,
>jumped and hit the pavement.  Warren Carmichael, a police spokesman,
>said investigators think Barcia was alone because his car was found nearby.
>"The length of the cord that he assembled was greater than the distance
>between the trestle and the ground" Carmichael said.  Police say the
>apparent cause of death was "Major trauma."
>
>3.  A man in Alabama died from rattlesnake bites.  It seems that he
>and a friend were playing a game of catch, using the  rattlesnake as
>the ball.  The friend, no doubt a future Darwin Awards candidate, was
>hospitalized.
>
>2.  Employees in a medium sized warehouse in west Texas noticed the
>smell of a gas leak.  Sensibly, management evacuated the  building,
>extinguishing all potential sources of ignition; lights, power, etc.
>After the building had been evacuated, two technicians from the e gas
>company were dispatched.  Upon entering the building, they found they
>had difficulty navigating in the dark.  To their frustration, none of
>the lights worked.  Witnesses later described the sight of one of the
>technicians reaching into his pocket and retrieving an object that
>resembled a cigarette lighter.  Upon operation of the lighter-like
>object, the gas in the warehouse exploded, sending pieces of it up to
>three miles away. Nothing was found of the technicians, but the lighter
>was virtually untouched by the explosion.  The technician suspected of
>causing the blast had never been thought of as 'bright' by his peers.
>
>AND THE WINNER.....
>
>1.  Based on a bet by the other members of his threesome, Everitt
>Sanchez tried to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local
>golf course.  Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad
>mix, Sanchez managed to straddle the ball washer and dangle his scrotum
>in the machine.  Much to his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante
>by spinning the crank on the machine with Sanchez's scrotum in place,
>thus wedging them solidly in the mechanism.  Sanchez, who immediately
>passed his threshold of pain, collapsed and tumbled from his perch.
>Unfortunately for Sanchez, the height of the ball washer was more than
>a foot higher off the ground than his testicles are in a normal stance,
>and the scrotum was the weakest link. Sanchez's scrotum was ripped open
>during the fall, and one testicle was plucked from him forever and
>remained in the ball washer, while the other testicle was compressed
>and flattened as it was pulled between the housing of the washer and
>the rotating machinery inside.  To add insult to injury, Sanchez broke
>a new $300.00 driver that he had just purchased from the pro shop, and
>was using to balance himself.  Sanchez was rushed to the hospital for
>surgery, and the remaining threesome was asked to leave the course.
>
>This last one wouldn't normally count, because the idiot didn't die.
>But because he cannot reproduce as a result of his qualifying act of
>stupidity, we have allowed it.

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Ok, I know you all have lots of trouble remembering where to get
beer.  So I'm here to help!!  I will be at the Schlafly Tap Room
tonight around 5:30pm.  I swear this time PC! I'll be drinking, not
working, so anyone who wants to start their holiday weekend off right
should come join me.  If you don't know where the Tap Room is- WHY
NOT?  The address is 2100 Locust and the phone is 314-241-BEER.  I'll
be in the South bar.  I'll be the one with the beer.

on-on,

Womb Service

Everyone have a great holiday weekend.

If there is any stupidity going on this weekend give me a shout at
314-393-2072.

On-On!

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Join Flossit at Steve's Pub for a Bihashalon pre-lube Friday night.
She's working the bar by herself and promises to pour stiff drinks.
There's karaoke from 8 to midnight.  Steve's Pub is 1/4 mile west of
141 on Manchester Road.

I just did an interview with Avocado Tom from Baltimore (see here:
http://tinyurl.com/3e42m ) who remembers the St.Louis hash as being
famous for doing a "Trilogy" of songs consisting of "Nothing Could Be
Finer than To Be in Her Vagina", "Public Hairs" and a long version of
"Mrs. Murphy" (aka "Edge of Creation").

Does anyone remember this trilogy and would you be able to sing it for
me?

Any help will be appreciated.

Sincerely,

Just-John Mehlberg
email: john@...

Daytime (314) 721-3883.
Nights (314) 381-0492

Here are 71 hash songs sung by Tommy "Avocado Tom" Tarka
on 7 May 2004.   These mp3s are public domain -- please feel
free to distribute the songs to those interested.    Download the
mp3s here:

                             http://tinyurl.com/3e42m

I still need the following songs:

      "The Old Bazaar in Cairo",
      "Street of a Thousand Assholes" (song / recitation)
      "Napalm Sticks To Kids" (song / cadence)
      "Crock Full of Shit"
      "Sunstroke, Syphilis, Varicose Veins"
      "Fuckin' Hell She's Ugly"
      "They're Moving Father's Grave"
      "Shiner Beer"
      "Act Sederunt of the Session"
      "The Band Played On"(aka Casey Got Hit With A Bucket of Shit)
      "Don't Cry Lady"
      "Jonestown"
      "A Little Bit Off the Top"

If you have the time & inclination, I am looking to record ANY
hash songs.  You can reach me at john@... or call
me at 314.721.3883 from 11am to 6pm central time

If you like, I can make the recording anonymous so that no one
knows that it is you.  All songs from my recordings will be
public domain and freely distributable to all hashes.

Sincerely,

John Mehlberg
~
PS  Feel free to repost this email to any local hash lists.



      ~~~~~~~ Avocado Tom mp3s ~~~~~~~~~

Avocado Tom mp3s can be found on this page:  http://tinyurl.com/3e42m


        1. A Frenchman Went To The Lavatory
        2. A Is For A [with description of how to sing]
        3. All Australians Are Born Illegitimate
        4. Anthony Roley
        5. Are You Going To Get A Hard-on? (It's Rising Now)
        6. Are You Going To Get A Hard-on? (So Suck Me Off)
        7. Asshole [A Soldier I Will Be]
        8. Balls To Mr. Bangelsteen
        9. Bang Bang Lulu
       10. Barcelona
       11. Charlot The Harlot Lay Dying
       12. Come Sit On My Face If You Love Me
       13. Days Of The Week
       14. Dina Won't You Blow Me
       15. Doggies Meeting
       16. Edge Of Creation [Mrs. Murphy]
       17. Follow The Hash
       18. Fuck A Duck, A Female Duck
       19. Gang Bang
       20. Get It Up, Get It In, Get It Out
       21. God Bless My Underpants
       22. Have It You Way
       23. He Ought To Be Publicly Pissed On
       24. He's The Horses Ass (He Takes It Up The Ass)
       25. Head Who Said Head
       26. Hello Penis My Old Friend
       27. Here's To Them They Are Blue
       28. Hitler Has Only Got One Ball
       29. I Love My Gal
       30. John Thomas
       31. Jr Birdman
       32. Lady In Red
       33. Lassie With The Black Hairy Assie
       34. Last Night I Stayed Up Late To Masturbate
       33. Lil Lived In A House Of Ill Reputey
       34. My Girls A Vegetable
       35. Nancy Brown
       36. Nellie 'awkins
       37. Periwinkle Song
       38. Pubic Hairs
       39. Pull Back My Four Skin For Me
       40. Put Your Left Leg Over My Shoulder
       41. S & M Man
       42. S-c-r-o-t-u-m
       43. Sex Is Boring Pain Is Fun
       44. She's A Little Sex Pot
       45. Singing In The Rain Hash Version
       46. Suck Swallow Hurl
       47. Take It In Your Hand Mrs. Murphy
       48. The Balls Of O'Leary
       49. The British Grenadier
       50. The Button Factory
       51. The Color Song
       52. The Engineer's Song
       53. The Girl From Baltimore
       54. The Little Brown Mouse
       55. The Lobster
       56. The Monks Of Saint Bernard
       57. There Was A Little Bird No Bigger Than A Turd
       58. This Is Your Down Down Song - It Isn't Very Long
       59. Up Jumped The Monkey From The Coconut Grove
       60. Vagina In The Morning
       61. Walking Down Canal Street
       62. We've Got Virgins At Our Hash
       63. When I Was A Little Girl I Had A Little Thing
       64. When The End Of The Month Rolls Along
       65. Whip It Out At The Ball Game
       66. Why Was He Born So Beautiful [One Ball Variant]
       67. Why Were They Born So Beautiful [Short Version]
       68. Why Were They Born So Beautiful [Medium Version]
       69. Why Were They Born So Beautiful [Long Version]
       70. You Can Go Get Fucked
       71. Zulu Warrior [Two Versions]

Flossit left me a message a little while ago and is trying to get
some people to come out and visit her at her new old bartending gig --
  Steve's Pub on Manchester in Ballwin.  There will be Karaoke from
8:30 - 12:30.

Steve's is at 14560 Manchester Rd, about 4.5 miles West of 270, or
less than 2 miles West of 141 (Woods Mill).  The phone number there
is 636-391-8214.

On-On!
PC

A photo of Chef from Friday.

http://www.hunt101.com/showphoto.php?photo=142077

Here is another classic hash song for you to learn -- if you don't
know it already -- titled "My Name is Jack" (aka The Necrophiac Song).
The singer is Dennis Gill founder of the Okinawa Hash and the text of
his version is below.  You can download an MP3 of this song here:

            http://tinyurl.com/2p3yq  (165KB)


AOL Users: <a href="http://tinyurl.com/2p3yq">Necrophiliac Song</a>
(165KB)

Do you know hash songs that you are willing to share with other
hashers?   If you do, feel free to email me at john@... or
call me at 314.721.3883 during the day.  If you can't sing sober, I
have a couple of cases of beer...

Thanks!

Just-John
~
               Necrophiliac Song

   My name is Jack, (deddle, deddle, deddle ack)
   I'm a necrophiliac  (deddle, deedle, deedle ee)
   I fuck dead women    (deddle, deedle, deedle ee)
   And I fill them full of semen  (deddle, deedle, deedle ee)

   I get frustrated
   When they get cremated.
   Because try as you must,
   You can't fuck dust.

        Each time I enter the mausoleum gate
        I get the urge to fornicate.

   My name is Bill
   I like to fuck'em when their still
   I whack off ten
   And occupy till then [???]

   I love wrinkly women
   Who are over sixty-five
   Es-spec-ial-ly
   If they died when twenty-five.

        Each time I pass the cemetery gate
        I get the urge to copulate.

   My name is Mitch
   And I dig a wealthy bitch
   Not because she's really rich
   But in a six-foot ditch.

   Like most men I am not
   I don't prefer my women hot
   I may be bold --
   But I prefer my women cold.

I am supporting the March of Dimes by participating in WalkAmerica
on 24 April 2004. Volunteers like you and me help raise funds that
support lifesaving research to prevent premature births and infant
mortality. Now in its 34th year, WalkAmerica gives moms and dads,
grandmas and grandpas, family members and friends the opportunity to
help the March of Dimes fight prematurity.

Premature birth is the leading cause of newborn death in the first
month of life. It's on the rise - up 27% since 1981. And it can
happen to any pregnant woman. In nearly half the cases, the causes
are unknown. The March of Dimes is leading the way to find answers
by supporting research into the causes of premature birth.

We need your help - and so do America's babies. Won't you join me in
this fight? Please visit my personal Web site to make a donation and
learn more about the March of Dimes.

Thanks and come to O'Fallon and walk with me
Michael (FE-FE) O'Malley
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-----Original Message-----
From: Bonini, Gena MAJ, HRC-St. Louis [mailto:gena.bonini@...]
Sent: Monday, April 19, 2004 6:52 PM
To: Big Hump (E-mail)
Cc: BigHump HareRaiser (E-mail)
Subject: [big-hump] Wednesday's Hash

I guess PMS wasn't at work today and I hate to not get the directions out, so I'm forwarding to the list.  See you Wed if you can make it.  :) 

Venue - Creve Coeur near Westport

 

Start Point:  AMF Strike-N-Spare Bowling Lanes located at the corner of Lindbergh Blvd and Schuetz Rd.  (1309 North Lindbergh, Saint Loius, MO  63132).  

 

Expect < a 4 mile trail and a BS.

 

On After @ Malones Grill and Pub @ the intersection of Page (D) and Schuetz.  Exit off 270 onto D and its very near Westport Plaza.

 

From I70, take 270 south to Page Blvd (D) east to 67 (Lindbergh) south (right) to right on Schuetz or from 70, take 170 south to right on Page (west) to left on Lindgergh to right on Schuetz. 

 

From I64 take 270 north to Page Blvd east to Lindbergh south (right) to right on Schuetz or from 64, take 170 north to Page west to left on Lindbergh (67/61) to right on Schuetz.

 

Map of: 1309 N Lindbergh Blvd, St Louis, MO 63132

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Sent: Sunday, April 18, 2004 4:44 PM
To: Charlie Stroud; Gena Bonini
Subject: wednesday's hash

Does anyone have a start place / directions for Wednesday?

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Great Trash Waldo!!  I erect you as the Hasher Trash writer.  I don't
believe there is a position for this, but there should be.  "Waldo's
Trash"  !!  Yes Yes I Love It, I Love It, I Love It!!!!!!  (kicking
leg in air)

On On
Flossit

For those of you going to Prom, Duzzy, PMS, Postage, Yuk.  Are you
all getting rooms or staying with other fellow hashers in Indy?

Let me know.
Flossit

An old man in Mississippi is sitting on his front porch watching the
sun rise. He sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big
under his arm. "Hey boy, whatcha got there?" "Roll of chicken wire."
"What you gonna do with that?"
"Gonna catch some chickens."
"You damn fool! You can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" The boy
just laughs and keeps walking. That evening at sunset, the boy comes
walking by, dragging behind him the chicken wire with about 30
chickens caught in it.
The next morning, the old man is out watching the sun rise and he
sees the boy walk by carrying something in his hand. "Hey boy,
whatcha got there?"
"Roll of duct tape."
"What you gonna do with that?"
"Gonna catch me some ducks."
"You damn fool! You can't catch ducks with duct tape!"
The boy just laughs and keeps walking.That night around sunset the
boy walks by, trailing behind him the unrolled roll of duct tape
with about 35 ducks caught in it.
The next morning, the old man sees the boy walking by carrying what
looks like a long reed with something fuzzy on the end. ''Hey boy,
whatcha got there?"
"It's a pussy willow."
"Wait up...I'll get my hat."


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>
> Smell This from Chicago was at the Green Dress run
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> interhash registration.
>
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Dear Wankers,

Just a reminder that next Saturday the 27th will be the Polyester Hash.
Search your closet for those wonderful man-made fibers and colors that
nature never intended.

Need an clothing inspiration?  Watch Caddyshack and pay attention to Rodney
Dangerfield and Ted Knight.  Don't have anything in your closet?  Goodwill
or the Salvation Army stores always have a wonderful selection.

Mis-directions will be posted next week but in general we'll be hashing in U
City which will allow for a lot of interaction with unsuspecting civilians.

On-On!

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Here is anther chance to get crazy and show off a dress. This time it's a prom dress.
A few of us are driving up on Saturday May 1st and staying with some Indy hashers for then night (I will check on a hotel if needed). Mapquest is showing right at a 4 hour drive to Indianapolis.

WHAT: INdyScent Prom 2004 http://www.indyhhh.com/prom/
WHEN: Saturday May 1, 2004 @ 3:33 p.m.
PRE-REGISTER:Pre-register and pay by April 24 and the cost is only $20 plus you'll receive your very own party favors!! Registration/payment after April 24 is $25 and no party favors for you.   Heck...you can use your credit card if you want with PayPal, the Official Credit Card Processor of the IndyScent Hash House Harriers!  

ON-ON

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Wanted to thank the GDR committee for putting on a
GREAT weekend! I know they worked their tails off
before and during the weekend.  Had a super time and I
know a lot of others did the same....thanks, PMS,
Postage, PC, Whitty, DQ, Flossit, Duzzy, and Norman!!!
Also thanks to OB for driving the beer wagon!

                                P-genic

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Does anyone know which metrolink station is closest to the Mayfair
Hotel?  It has to be either 8th and Pine of Convenetion Center??????

H.O.

April 16, 17, 18 (Fri-Sat-Sun) 2004
Mathis, Texas

http://www.kmhhh.org/txih/index.html

Some St. Louis Hashers are going to TEXAS!!!
Come on down with us and let's make a showing
for the Midwest. If you're not doing the River
To River relay then you should be in TEXAS.
Over 120 Hashers are signed up for the fun so far!

Should be a good event!!!




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