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#241 From: Jessica Hoelscher <khakimack40100@...>
Date: Thu Nov 10, 2005 4:55 am
Subject: Re: Digest Number 158 khakimack40100
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So Clerk Jerk.... I see you are going to be in Hot Springs this weekend.... is it safe to say that I am "excited" to be able to bug the shit out of you this weekend???

On-On

Give the Bitch a Ring- KCH3

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#242 From: "Bonini, Gena LTC, HRC-St. Louis" <gena.bonini@...>
Date: Thu Nov 10, 2005 7:48 pm
Subject: Friday Humo (clean)r: West Virginia Hunting Dogs gena.bonini@...
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#243 From: "Jim Curtis" <metach4@...>
Date: Wed Nov 23, 2005 9:12 pm
Subject: Saturday's Hash metaarsehole
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Just a reminder that Saturday's hash will NOT feature the following items:
Turkey
That disgusting cranberry gel that still retains the shape of the can
Your annoying aunt who always asks when you're going to start a family
Your annoying in-laws who subtly ask when you're going to get a real job
Aunt Gertie's indescribable and inedible 3 bean salad
Whining younger cousins

What we will feature is your ever faithful best friend Bud:  Bud (The King
of Beers), Bud light and Bud Select.

See you Saturday at 3:00

Meta

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#244 From: "Jim Curtis" <metach4@...>
Date: Wed Nov 23, 2005 9:23 pm
Subject: Saturday's Hash Part 2 metaarsehole
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The start time is 5:00 not 3:00.  The tryptophan poisoning has started
already.

Meta

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#245 From: "mynameisparty" <mynameisparty@...>
Date: Sat Nov 26, 2005 5:59 am
Subject: Visiting Harrier mynameisparty
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Ahoy STL,
My name is Lost In FourSkin from the New HashMpire (In new hampshire.)
My mom lives in STL and im in town for the hashes tomorrow and sunday
(ok well maybe to see her for thanksgiving too).  Im trying to get to
them, but i dont have a car (well in Missouri at least).

My mom lives in west county in ballwin at basically the intersection of
manchester and holloway.  If anyone lives near that area and wouldnt
mind giving a hasher a ride to either of the hashes, that would be
wicked awesome.

Email me, or I also have a cellphone @ 603.801.9125!

On-So I dont have to walk-on!
Lost In Fourskin

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#246 From: Debbie <dasargent@...>
Date: Thu Dec 1, 2005 1:40 pm
Subject: Jingle Ball Trail December 10 piwhole69
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Saturday, December 10, 2005

1st Annual Jingle Ball

Cum One, Cum All to the 1st Annual Jingle Ball!  Featuring Virgin Baby Hare Just
Chesty & Slightly-used Hare Pi Whole...

Wear your elf attire...lots of bells...or just red & green for the
unimaginative.  Prize for best use of bells!

In addition, we will be collecting Toys for Twats.  Optional...Bring a new or
slightly used toy for a little tyke...Chesty & Pi will reward you with a huge,
wet kiss (or a handshake if you prefer)

Meet at Deavers Restaurant & Bar, 2109 Charbonier Rd., Florissant, MO  63031.
Look for Hashers in the parking lot.  Short to longish trail, over the river and
through the woods.  Walker friendly, not stroller friendly.  Dogs welcome if
they can wait outside at indoor beer stops...There will be an on-after, but
details will be forthcoming.  Expect eggnog with rum or maybe just beer...

Directions:

Hwy 270 to McDonnell Blvd. Exit.  Proceed 2.7 miles more or less...Street name
changes to Howdershell, then Shackelford.  Pass Koch Park on left.  Next
intersection is Charbonier...Make a left on Charbonier, and a right into the
parking lot.

Call Pi 314-910-3020 or Chesty 314-814-4813 with questions or if you need us to
send a search party.  See you there!

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#247 From: "piwhole69" <dasargent@...>
Date: Thu Dec 1, 2005 3:20 pm
Subject: Jingle Ball Trail piwhole69
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Saturday, December 10, 2005

1st Annual Jingle Ball

Cum One, Cum All to the 1st Annual Jingle Ball!  Featuring Virgin
Baby Hare Just
Chesty & Slightly-used Hare Pi Whole...

Wear your elf attire...lots of bells...or just red & green for the
unimaginative.
Prize for best use of bells!

In addition, we will be collecting Toys for Twats.  Optional...Bring
a new or slightly
used toy for a little tyke...Chesty & Pi will reward you with a
huge, wet kiss
(or a handshake if you prefer)

Meet at Deavers Restaurant & Bar, 2109 Charbonier Rd., Florissant,
MO  63031.
Look for Hashers in the parking lot.  Short to longish trail, over
the river and
through the woods.  Walker friendly, not stroller friendly.  Dogs
welcome if they
can wait outside at indoor beer stops...There will be an on-after,
but details will
be forthcoming.  Expect eggnog with rum or maybe just beer...

Directions:

Hwy 270 to McDonnell Blvd. Exit.  Proceed 2.7 miles more or
less...Street name changes
to Howdershell, then Shackelford.  Pass Koch Park on left.  Next
intersection is
Charbonier...Make a left on Charbonier, and a right into the parking
lot.

Call Pi 314-910-3020 or Chesty 314-814-4813 with questions or if you
need us to
send a search party.  See you there!

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#248 From: Debbie <dasargent@...>
Date: Mon Dec 5, 2005 7:20 pm
Subject: On-After details Jingle Balls piwhole69
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Additional Details Jingle Balls Saturday, 12/10

Trail is little people friendly.  Under 21 ok in beer stop bar.  Multiple beer
stops...Yeah!  If wet weather, or temps under 25, trail will be more of a turkey
than an eagle.

On-after at Deaver's in our own room...Yes, they are smart enough to separate us
from the "normal" patrons.  Chili, hot dogs, and fixin's provided.  Bring extra
cash if you would like something else.  Extra cash also recommended for beer
after the 1st couple of pitchers.

Hope y'all cum!

Pi Whole

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#249 From: "Bonini, Gena LTC, HRC-St. Louis" <gena.bonini@...>
Date: Tue Dec 6, 2005 1:49 pm
Subject: Joke: Equations for Simple Harmonic Motion gena.bonini@...
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Pretty funny. Little bit of nudity below.

Simple harmonic motion is typified by the motion of a mass on a spring when it is subject to the linear elastic restoring force given by Hooke's Law.

The motion is sinusoidal in time and demonstrates a single resonant frequency.

Simple Harmonic Motion Equations

The motion equation for simple harmonic motion contains a complete description of the motion, and other parameters of the motion can be calculated from it.

The velocity and acceleration are given by:

The total energy for an undamped oscillator is the sum of its kinetic energy and potential energy which is constant at:

Or, simply illustrated graphically...

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#250 From: "Jim Curtis" <metach4@...>
Date: Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:50 pm
Subject: Christmas Eve Hash metaarsehole
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The Saturday 12/24 Big Hump Hash will be in Soulard at 3:00.  I'm planning
on an adult gift exchange (nudge, nudge - wink, wink).  Bring an UNUSED
adult gift for the exchange.

The trail will be relatively short with at least one beer stop.  I'll lay
trail past some of the holiday lights in the neighborhood because nothing
says Peace on Earth - Goodwill to Men like a 20 foot high bright red
Budweiser sign atop a 10 story building.

Bring your beverage of choice and we'll order pizza.

Let me know if you have any questions.

Meta

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#251 From: "Bonini, Gena LTC, HRC-St. Louis" <gena.bonini@...>
Date: Fri Dec 16, 2005 5:54 pm
Subject: jOKE: Funny Christmas Cards gena.bonini@...
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#252 From: "Teats de Swamp" <teatsdeswamp@...>
Date: Fri Dec 16, 2005 9:14 pm
Subject: Re: Unused adult gifts teatsdeswamp
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Geez, and I wanted to make use of those rubbers out of the trash can beside the
bed.

Or were you speaking of unused adults rather than unused gifts? Out of luck
there, too, because everybody I know has been rode hard and put away wet.

Q: How do you recycle used condoms?
A: You turn them inside out and shake the f**k out of them.

Teats de Swamp
If I'm talking, you should be taking notes.
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The Saturday 12/24 Big Hump Hash will be in Soulard at 3:00.  I'm planning
on an adult gift exchange (nudge, nudge - wink, wink).  Bring an UNUSED
adult gift for the exchange.



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#253 From: "Jim Curtis" <metach4@...>
Date: Thu Dec 22, 2005 7:53 pm
Subject: Sat 12/24 misdirections metaarsehole
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For those of you coming to the hash Christmas Eve from the west.  The 7th
street, Last Missouri exit off I-64 (that would be hwy farty for those of
you who went to high school here) is closed due to construction.  Take the
11th street exit and turn right at the stop sign at the end of the exit
ramp.  Continue to 8th street, right in front of the main entrance to the
new Busch Stadium and turn right.  Continue to Russell and turn right.  Go
to the second stop sign and turn left on Menard.  Look for the wrought iron
gates on your left at the end of the second block.

On-Mistletoe

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#254 From: "Bonini, Gena LTC, HRC-St. Louis" <gena.bonini@...>
Date: Thu Dec 29, 2005 1:38 pm
Subject: FW: SLH3 Run #1153 - Sunday, Jan. 01, 3:00 PM, Kohl's Parking Lot (Olive & I-270) gena.bonini@...
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I'm hosting the on-after this Sunday. Would love to see a bunch of you. Please let me know you're coming.

From: Charles L. Stroud [mailto:stroud_charlie@...]
Sent: Wednesday, December 28, 2005 6:33 PM
To: Larry Barklage; Doug Berson; Jeremy Bolt; Gena Bonini; Peter Bostwick; bill chitty; Mike Crosland; Jim Curtis; Sharon Dixon; Chris Dodds; Randolph Flint; Bruce Frasher; Margie Goedde; Harry Gore; Tracey Grzegorczyk; Art Hansell; BigHump HareRaiser; David Houska; jfinger23@...; jonbiscan@...; Katie; Andy Keelera; Andy Keelera; Alan Lewis; mfingerhut@...; Dale Mueller; MIke O'Malley; Mike O'malley; Suzie Oaks; Jeffrey Pack; Ron Parker; Dan Parsons; Eric Peterson; Betsy Phillips; Mike Plannett; Bill Reinke; Larry Scholl; Dave Scott; Zina Shapiro; shilpathornton@...; Chuck Sturgeon; Mike Swiston(Home); Don Szymula; Doug Teramura; Ivy Tominack; Lisa Tucker; Unnamed; Unnamed; Unnamed; Unnamed; Unnamed; Unnamed; Unnamed; vincent; Maryann Vitale; Denise Voelker; Laura Walters; Bob Whitman; Rossetti Anthony D Civ AFCA/EN
Subject: SLH3 Run #1153 - Sunday, Jan. 01, 3:00 PM, Kohl's Parking Lot (Olive & I-270)

St. Louis H3 - Hash Run # 1153 - Sunday, Jan. 01, 2006, 3:00 PM

New Year's Day Hash

Hare: Leather Balls

Meeting spot: NE Corner of Kohl's Parking Lot (Olive and I-270)

Mis-directions: From the interchange of I-270 and I-64 (Hwy-40) in St. Louis County: Take I-270 north to Olive and exit west (left). Turn right at first opportunity and cranium into Kohl's department store lot and park on the NE corner of their lot and look for hashers. Call Norman Bates at 314-749-8077 if you get lost and need directions or call the hot-line listed below.

On-After: Help Me I'm Wet's House, 12879 Wenlock, 63146

Mis-directions to On-After: From the interchange of I-270 and Olive Blvd (Hwy 340), take Olive Blvd west about 1.5 miles to Fee Fee Road and turn right (north). Continue on Fee Fee Road about 0.8 miles to Willowyck (across the street from Parkway North High School athletic field) and turn left (west). Willowyck bends to the right in front of Library. At the next intersection, take a left on Wenlock (west) and continue to the 4th house on the left at #12879 Wenlock. Call Help Me I'm Wet at 314-469-2118 if you get lost.

On-On,

Leather Balls

Hot-Line: 636-230-HASH

Web Page: www.Duzzys.com/slh3/

Receding Hare Line:

Hash #1154, Jan. 8, 3:00 P.M., need a hare

Hash #1155, Jan. 15, 3:00 P.M., need a hare

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#255 From: William Chitty <william_chitty@...>
Date: Thu Jan 5, 2006 4:01 pm
Subject: Need beer... william_chitty
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I heard a rumor while in Seattle, WA that Big Hump was getting soft in the brew drinking department.

So I have decided to help bolster our image by coming on St. Patty's day. I need a room reservation and who to send my cash to.

On-On lightweights.

-lizzardo

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#256 From: "Jim Curtis" <metach4@...>
Date: Fri Jan 6, 2006 7:53 pm
Subject: Blueberry Hill metaarsehole
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If anyone is interested in some live music, Matt one of the bartenders at
Molly's ( a fine hash bar) has a band Left of Eden that's playing Blueberry
Hill Saturday night as part of the Midwest Music Explosion.

Doors open at 8:00.  Left of Eden plays at 9:00.  Your ticket to the concert
will also get you a free drink at Molly's 816 Geyer in Soulard after the
show.

Meta

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#257 From: Debbie <dasargent@...>
Date: Fri Jan 6, 2006 10:58 pm
Subject: Song Lyrics from Pi piwhole69
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Here are the lyrics to "Take Me Out to the Hash Run" courtesy of Night Rider of
the Colorado Pikes Peak H3.

Kisses...
Pi


Hi Darling - sorry I didn't get back to you sooner - for some reason
your email was sent to my junk folder - I mean- I always knew you were
trash, but.....
Okay - so you need some lyrics - here you are - enjoy :)

"Take me out to the hash run -
Take me back to your room...
By me some condoms for sex, sex, sex.....
Ribbed french ticklers are always the best!
For it's push push push to the climax -
If I don't cum, it's a shame.
For its ooh, ahh, oh my god -
I don't know your name!"

ON On'
NR

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#258 From: "Bonini, Gena LTC, HRC-St. Louis" <gena.bonini@...>
Date: Tue Jan 10, 2006 1:55 pm
Subject: Cute Cartoons (UNCLASSIFIED) gena.bonini@...
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Caveats: NONE

Whenever you write HRC, always include your SSN. Thanks
Gena M. Bonini
LTC, QM
Operations Officer, Western Region
U.S. Army Human Resources Command
ATTN: AHRC-RSW-O
1 Reserve Way, St. Louis, MO 63132-5200
1-800-325-4095 or
1-800-318-5298 (insert your SSN and you will be smart routed to your Career Manager)
or 314-592-0000 ext 2325
DSN 892-0000 ext 2325
FAX 314-592-1060 or 0342

Some helpful websites are below:

To fill in your CEI data, click link below or My Record link further below and select:
View CEI Reporting Requirement and Command Directive

My Record: https://www.hrc.army.mil/site/reserve/

Check School Dates On-Line: www.atrrs.army.mil (Right side of screen under "Course Catalog, click "here".) You need a minimum of two blocks filled in to search.

Correspondence Courses: http://www.atsc.army.mil/accp/aipdnew.asp

Forms (like the ORB, 7349 and 1058):

https://www.hrc.army.mil/site/reserve/download/index.htm#forms

General Information: https://www.hrc.army.mil/site/reserve/http://www.2xcitizen.usar.army.mil/soldierservices/guidance/soldierservices/guidance/>

HR Command Web Page: https://www.hrc.army.mil/site/reserve/

Position Vacancy Lists: https://www.hrc.army.mil/site/reserve/

https://www.hrc.army.mil/site/reserve/soldierservices/guidance/avail-positions.htmHYPERLINK "https://www.hrc.army.mil/site/reserve/"

https://www.2xcitizen.usar.army.mil/news/index.asp

Promotion/Special Boards: https://www.hrc.army.mil/site/reserve/http://www.2xcitizen.usar.army.mil/soldierservices/pb/soldierservices/pb/

Publications/Forms On-Line: http://www.usapa.army.mil/

Retirement/Survivor Benefits/Retirement Points/MRD: https://www.hrc.army.mil/site/reserve/http://www.2xcitizen.usar.army.mil/soldierservices/retirementsoldierservices/retirement

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#259 From: "Jim Curtis" <metach4@...>
Date: Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:11 pm
Subject: Busch Stadium Update metaarsehole
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The base paths, infield and pitchers mound have been laid out and the right
field foul pole when up yesterday.

Opening day is 3 months from today!

Meta

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#260 From: "Bonini, Gena LTC, HRC-St. Louis" <gena.bonini@...>
Date: Thu Jan 12, 2006 2:07 pm
Subject: Joke: HANKIE NEEDED (UNCLASSIFIED) gena.bonini@...
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MAKES MY EYES TEAR-UP, SUCH A HAPPY ENDING

----- A couple had only been married for two weeks the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with
his old buddies.

So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."

Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer."

The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the Refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 Different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of Saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... You know... they have frozen Glasses... "

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the
bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I
won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and pork strips.

"But my sweet honey... at the bar.... you know there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."

"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP CHICKEN SHIT! SIT YOUR ASS DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNED BAR! THAT SHIT IS OVER, GOT IT, JACKASS?"

and, they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?

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#261 From: "Jenn Langford" <24otd@...>
Date: Wed Jan 25, 2006 3:24 am
Subject: Inaugural Mad Anthony Hash! justjen71
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Cum One, Cum All to the Inaugural Hash of the

Mad Anthony Hash House Harriers!!!

Mark your calendars for April 1st, 2006!

With Wee Thing finally back from the sandbox, there is actually some level of motivation to get this damn thing going.

Our home is in Fort Wayne, IN, and it's surrounding areas. We have a yahoo group under construction, which can be accessed by anyone interested at this link:

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/madanthonyh3/

This hash, and it's yahoo group, are in their infant stages (and will be for quite some time). Our first hash has officially been scheduled for April 1st, 2006 (can anyone guess what the theme might be?). That particular weekend seemed to interfere with few, if any, hashes in the area. There will be a generic registration form available in the yahoo group shortly (expect another message...). For those of you wondering why a registration form might be needed...fuck you! We're new at this, and we want to have an idea of how many people might show up. There might even be haberdashery, and wouldn't you feel like an ass being the only one without something?

Please be gentle...and On-On to Fort Wayne!

Wee Thing, 24 & Out the Door, & While You Were Sleeping

(Chris, Jen, & Mark...for the virgins)

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#262 From: "Bonini, Gena LTC, HRC-St. Louis" <gena.bonini@...>
Date: Wed Jan 25, 2006 1:48 pm
Subject: Clean Blond Joke (UNCLASSIFIED) gena.bonini@...
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-Positions

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were waiting in the gynecologists
office, for their OB appointments.

The redhead said, "I heard that the position you always have sex in
determines the sex of your baby..."

The other two women listened intently.

Then the redhead continued, "Since I was always on top, I'm having a
boy."

Then the brunette said, "I was always on the bottom, so I must be
having a girl."

Then the blonde began to cry.

The brunette asked, "What's the matter?"

The blonde blurted out through her tears, "I'm having puppies!"

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#263 From: "Jenn Langford" <24otd@...>
Date: Mon Jan 30, 2006 4:43 am
Subject: Inaugural Fort Wayne (area) hash info...for real this time! justjen71
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Well, as if anyone needed proof to back-up the claim that hashers are in fact "half minds," the group around Fort Wayne has provided it. As some (though apparently not many) of you may know, there is already a Mad Anthony Hash House Harriers located within an hour of Fort Wayne in Defiance, OH. We apologize to any hashers in Defiance who may have felt as though we were "SULLYING" the name of their hash by using Mad Anthony, a name we thought was available. So, as a result of the information that was presented to us, we have decided to change our name. We decided to use another attribute of significance to our lovely city...our waterways! Henceforth, we shall be known as:

3R3H3, the 3 Really Rotten Rivers Hash House Harriers

We thought about it long and hard, decided this was probably the best we could cum up with. Though our name has changed, the date of our inaugural has not. We are still going to have this hash on the 1st of April, 2006. In light of our new name, our yahoo group must also be changed. The new group can be found at:

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/3R3H3/

Sorry for the misunderstanding on this issue. Details for the hash will be cumming soon enough.

Wee & 24

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#264 From: LVdabadoo@...
Date: Tue Jan 31, 2006 1:21 pm
Subject: 3rd Anal Pirate Invasion Hash/Campout (April 1st & 2nd 2006).... jollyrogergm
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Jolly Roger H3
of the Tamp Bay Metro Area
Run #224
3rd Anal Pirate Invasion Hash/Campout
Saturday & Sunday, April 1st & 2nd, 2006

What: Rrrr ya ready to party like a pirate? And NOT freeze your ass off? Cum storm the island with us! We will be boarding our pirate vessels and invading a large wooded island in the Dunedin Inter-coastal water way. On the island there will be the typical pirate activities (rapin’, pilligin’, and feasting)! As always, Pirates eat in grand style!! We will be doing the pre-invasion set up on the island on Friday, March 31st and have a limited number of spots available for early birds. No food or beverage will be provided on Friday night, or Saturday morning.
Where: Meet in front of the Sheriff's Boys Ranch Thrift Store, at the NW corner of Curlew Rd and Alt Hwy 19, in Dunedin, FL. Trail will start from here. Afterward trail, we will then go out and invade the island and camp over night.
When: Meet there at 2:00 PM. Circle up for trail at 3:00 PM. Arrive between 9:00 AM and noon, if you want to go out to the island earlier and set your tent up.
Directions:
- From New Port Richey to the north: Go south on Hwy 19, right, or south, on Alt Hwy 19 and find the Sheriff's Boys Ranch Thrift Store on the right, just prior to Curlew Rd.
- From St. Petersburg to the south: Go north on Hwy 19, left, or west, on Curlew Rd and find the Sheriff's Boys Ranch Thrift Store on the right, just after crossing Alt Hwy 19.
- From Orlando, to the east: Go west on I-4, south on I-275, north on the Veterans Expressway, or Hwy 589, left, or west on Hillsborough, or Hwy 580, right, or west on Tampa Rd, which is Hwy 584, left, or west on Curlew Rd, which is Hwy 586 and find the Sheriff's Boys Ranch Thrift Store on the right after crossing Alt Hwy 19.
- From Tampa, to the southwest: Go south on the Veterans Expressway, or Hwy 589, left, or west on Hillsborough, or Hwy 580, right, or west on Tampa Rd, which is Hwy 584, left, or west on Curlew Rd, which is Hwy 586 and find the Sheriff's Boys Ranch Thrift Store on the right after crossing Alt Hwy 19.
Island Pick Up Point: From the hash starting location, go west on Curlew Rd (Hwy 586) and then go left after crossing the first bridge on the causeway and park. Then, call 727-219-3775, or 727-215-9241, to be picked up.
Remarks: We are make an few improvements to this years adventure. The improvements include;
- Camping on a much closer island.
- Access to public showers and restrooms.
- More pirate juice.
- Warmer weather!!!
Help! Boat captains needed (with boat, to shuttle people and equipment back and forth to the island).
Cost: $59 Before 3-15-6, $69 after (includes Tee shirt). Included in the cost will be at least one trail, 3 gourmet meals (dinner on Saturday, breakfast and lunch on Sunday), a toe tag, pirate juice (rum punch), yucca, and all the beer you can drink, not to mention a bonfire and good company. Or, if you just want to do trail and not go out to the island and camp out, its the standard $5.
Rego Form: Click here for rego form.
Who's Coming So Far: Click here to see who's coming so far.
Theme: Come dressed as a pirate, or a pirate's wench or as a fool or jester in honor of April Fools Day.
What to Bring: Sleeping bag, tent, and a good sense of humor.
Phone Numbers: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phones at 727-219-3775, for WillSing4Head, 727-215-9241 for Knees2Cum, or 813-495-5367 for Dabadoo.

Dab
(813) 495-5367

Visit the Tampa Bay Metro Area H3 web page at http://www.tbmah3.com for information about both Tampa Bay Metro Area hashes.... Or, call the 24 hour hotlines: (813) 661-0667 for the Jolly Roger H3, or (813) 265-HASH (4274) for the Tampa Bay H3.

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#265 From: "Bonini, Gena LTC, HRC-St. Louis" <gena.bonini@...>
Date: Wed Feb 8, 2006 1:55 pm
Subject: Joke: Clean and funny (UNCLASSIFIED) gena.bonini@...
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>WOMEN'S ASS SIZE STUDY
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>and they would have married him anyway
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#266 From: "Jim Curtis" <metach4@...>
Date: Wed Feb 8, 2006 8:59 pm
Subject: Busch Stadium Update metaarsehole
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The centerfield score board is going up.  Within the last couple of days
they've gotten as far as BUDWEI...apparently the last frog hasn't shown up
yet.

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#267 From: "Bonini, Gena LTC, HRC-St. Louis" <gena.bonini@...>
Date: Wed Feb 8, 2006 10:02 pm
Subject: Joke: Brokeback Mountain (UNCLASSIFIED) gena.bonini@...
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A rugged cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming, goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.
The doctor comes back and says, "I am not going to beat around the bush, You have AIDS." The cowboy tugs at his Stetson and sets his jaw and says, "Doc, what can I do?"

The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grape nuts cereal,
and top it off with a gallon of prune juice." The cowboy squares his rugged shoulders and asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"

"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for."

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#268 From: "Timberline Events LLC" <paul@...>
Date: Thu Feb 9, 2006 8:06 pm
Subject: Running Relay events in Vermont and Colorado timberlineev...
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Dear fellow runners,

I would like to share with you two running relay events I organize that have categories for Hash House Harriers. Registration is now open for both.

Green Mountain Relay
Jeffersonville to Bennington, Vermont
36 Legs - 202 Miles
www.GreenMountainRelay.com

The Green Mountain Relay is a 202-mile team running relay event in Vermont designed for runners of all abilities. Scheduled around the full moon in June, the Green Mountain Relay will be Saturday, June 10th - Sunday, June 11th, 2006. The relay begins 45 minutes from Burlington in the small town of Jeffersonville and finishes in Bennington. Covered bridges, sections of historic and scenic RT 100, and the small town hospitality of Vermont are all incorporated in to this relay event. There are two types of teams in the relay: 12-person and Ultra teams, and nine categories to choose from.

Wild West Relay

Fort Collins to Steamboat Springs, Colorado

36 Legs - 195 Miles

www.WildWestRelay.com

The Wild West Relay is a 195-mile team running relay event in Colorado designed for runners of all abilities. Scheduled around the full moon in August, the Wild West Relay will be Friday, August 11th - Saturday, August 12th, 2006. The relay begins by the foothills of the Rocky Mountains in Fort Collins, Colorado, and finishes in the beautiful ski and summer resort town of Steamboat Springs. Much of this very scenic and remote course runs through National Forests or along dirt roads. The route winds through Roosevelt, Medicine Bow, and Routt National Forests, and through small, mountain and ranching communities. There are two types of teams in the relay: 12-person and Ultra teams, and ten categories to choose from.

Additional information:

Both relays give back to local, grass-root non-profit organizations. For the 2005 Wild West Relay, $10,000 was raised and distributed. For information on this program, please go to http://www.timberlineevents.com/communities.html. We are also members of 1% For the Planet - one percent of our gross revenue is donated to environmental organizations.

Entry information is available on each website. Thank you very much.

Paul Vanderheiden
Race Director
Timberline Events LLC
PO Box 2213
Englewood, CO 80110-2213

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www.TimberlineEvents.com
www.WildWestRelay.com
www.GreenMountainRelay.com

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Group Moderator - I only make one post a year to your group to announce my relay events. Many of you have given me approval to do this. But if you prefer not to receive these, please let me know - along with the name of your group - and I will not send them again. Thanks!

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#269 From: "Jenn Langford" <24otd@...>
Date: Fri Feb 17, 2006 1:07 pm
Subject: 3R3H3 Inaugural Rego Form justjen71
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We in the greater Fort Wayne, IN area have finally banged our heads together and finally put together a Rego Form for our Inaugural Hash on April 1st. The form is located in our yahoo group under files, which can be accessed by going to this link:

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/3R3H3/files/

The cost to attend this event is $19.69 until March 26th and if you're lucky you just might get more than beer, if you're into that kind of thing. For all of you travelers, we have a room block at a Holiday Inn that is only a few blocks from the starting point. Reservation is under Hash House Harriers & cost is $82 including breakfast. We only have the block until March 15, so make reservations early. Contact 24 if you need a shuttle to & from the hotel. Alternate crash space is available....again, contact us if you need other arrangements. More information can be found on the Rego Form or at the group site, so get you ass on the internet and look it up. We look forward to seeing you in a few weeks.

On-On to the REAL Inaugural Hash in Fort Wayne...

Wee Thing, 24, Tampon, & While You Were Sleeping

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#270 From: "Jim Curtis" <metach4@...>
Date: Thu Feb 23, 2006 2:24 pm
Subject: FW: MALL SCAM metaarsehole
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MALL SCAM!

Watch out for the new scam which is happening at the local
Mall. Two good looking 18 year old women come to your car as
you are parking; One starts wiping your windshield
with a rag and Windex, the other comes to your window saying
'hi' while bending over with her huge breasts almost coming out of
her blouse, impossible not to look, when you thank them and
offer them a tip, they say? 'Oh No,' and beg you for a ride
somewhere. You agree and tell them to sit in the back. On the
way they start having sex in the back seat. Then one of them
performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your
wallet.
I was assaulted last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, &
Friday, but I couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday.

PLEASE....

Be careful!

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