Subject: [clevelandhash] FW: Hashmail--> FW: PURCHASING vs LEASING
To: boiseh3@yahoogroups .com; lynettemcdougal@cableone.net From: edmondmr@yahoo.com Date: Sun, 21 Jun 2009 22:42:15 -0700 Subject: Re: Hashmail--> FW: PURCHASING vs LEASING
You know what they say: if it floats, flies, or fucks, it's cheaper to rent it.
--- On Sun, 6/21/09, Lynette <lynettemcdougal@cableone.net> wrote:
From: Lynette <lynettemcdougal@cableone.net> Subject: Hashmail--> FW: PURCHASING vs LEASING To: "'Hash House Harriers'" <boiseh3@yahoogroups.com> Date: Sunday, June 21, 2009, 3:46 PM
-----Original Message----- From: GoArWolfe@aol. com [mailto:GoArWolfe@ aol.com] Sent: Sunday, June 21, 2009 10:30 AM To: sherpa@mind. net; amatom2@charter. net; sparsons@canby. com; coyotec@jeffnet. org; sarmien_tony@ yahoo.com; gutentag@eclectic. fm; JimsonO@aol. com; phlegmboyant@ hotmail.com; rlharvey@jeffnet. org; e4bob@hotmail. com; colleenevan@ gmail.com; lynettemcdougal@ cableone. net; dbandy@danabandy. com Subject: PURCHASING vs LEASING
It’s hard to argue with a well thought out economic analysis PURCHASING vs LEASING
Purchasing:
The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming they had sex every night during their 5 year relationship,
it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.
This is Heather.

Leasing:
On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's classy hooker, Kristen, an absolute stunner, charges $4,000 an hour.
This is Kristen.

Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years, he would have paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years a $41.7 million savings.
Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, no bitching and complaining or 'honey-do' lists.
Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when asked.
All at 1/7th the cost, and no legal fees.
Sometimes leasing really does make more sense.
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