Here are 25 new *public domain* hash songs sung by Sudsuckin' Bigfoot and Enter the Gerbil on the 15th of May. You can put any -- or all -- of these songs on your local hash pages.
Some have asked why I am recording these hash songs -- so let me introduce & explain myself. My name John Mehlberg, a non-hasher, who is collecting songs for a professor who has been collecting bawdy songs since the 1950s. As for hashing, I have hashed a few times here in Saint Louis during the last couple of years but not enough to named. Hence I am Just-John.
I am not making any money from these recordings and all songs are public domain. If you sing me a song, I will post it to my website in a day or two. You can place any of these mp3s on your local hash pages -- so your local hash benefits if you sing a song for me.
If you have the time & inclination, I am looking to record ANY hash songs. You can reach me at john@... or call me at 314.721.3883 from 11am to 6pm central time.
Sincerely,
John Mehlberg
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PS Feel free to repost this email to any local hash lists.
~~~~~~~ Bigfoot & Gerbil Songs ~~~~~~~
These recordings of Hash songs are PUBLIC DOMAIN. You can put any -- or all -- of these Hash songs on your local hash pages. I do ask that you credit Sudsuckin' Bigfoot and Enter the Gerbil, Gypsies in the Palace H3 as the singers.
http://tinyurl.com/25xmw
Songs on the above webpage:
1. All Australians Born Illegitimate
2. Clint Meets The Gay Caballero
3. Face Down Ass Up
4. Fuck Off
5. He's A Damn Fine Guy
6. How Much Beer Has He Been Drinking
7. I Don't Want To Be A Housewife
8. Irian Jaya
9. Japanese Phone Song
10. Jesus Saves
11. Jonestown
12. Last Night I Laid In Bed And Held My Plonker
13. Love Me Tender
14. Rhode Island Red
15. Ringadangdoo
16. Rule Britannia
17. S-c-r-o-t-u-m
18. She'll Be Coming Around The Yamanotai Line
19. She's A Little Sex Pot
20. The Days Of The Week
21. The Engineer's Song
22. The Frenchman Went To The Toilet
23. We Hate To See You Go
24. When It's Incest Time In Texas
25. Whip It Out At The Ballgame
26. A Soldier I Will Be
27. As I Was Walking
28. Follow The Band
29. Hold It In Your Hand Mrs. Murphy
30. Hymn Fuck Him
31. Lassie With The Black Hairy Assie
32. No One Wants To Fuck Grandma
33. Now You Have Finally Shut Up
34. Pissonya
35. Poetry
36. S&M Man
37. Sally In The Alley
38. The Hash House Quartet
39. The Music Man
40. The Nipples On Her Tits
41. The Old Brown Cow
42. There Was A Little Bird
43. Twenty Toes
44. When It's Hog Calling Time
45. Where, Oh Where, Were You Last Week?
46. With An F, With An F, With An F-u-c
47. Would You Like A Finger?
2. Clint Meets The Gay Caballero
3. Face Down Ass Up
4. Fuck Off
5. He's A Damn Fine Guy
6. How Much Beer Has He Been Drinking
7. I Don't Want To Be A Housewife
8. Irian Jaya
9. Japanese Phone Song
10. Jesus Saves
11. Jonestown
12. Last Night I Laid In Bed And Held My Plonker
13. Love Me Tender
14. Rhode Island Red
15. Ringadangdoo
16. Rule Britannia
17. S-c-r-o-t-u-m
18. She'll Be Coming Around The Yamanotai Line
19. She's A Little Sex Pot
20. The Days Of The Week
21. The Engineer's Song
22. The Frenchman Went To The Toilet
23. We Hate To See You Go
24. When It's Incest Time In Texas
25. Whip It Out At The Ballgame
26. A Soldier I Will Be
27. As I Was Walking
28. Follow The Band
29. Hold It In Your Hand Mrs. Murphy
30. Hymn Fuck Him
31. Lassie With The Black Hairy Assie
32. No One Wants To Fuck Grandma
33. Now You Have Finally Shut Up
34. Pissonya
35. Poetry
36. S&M Man
37. Sally In The Alley
38. The Hash House Quartet
39. The Music Man
40. The Nipples On Her Tits
41. The Old Brown Cow
42. There Was A Little Bird
43. Twenty Toes
44. When It's Hog Calling Time
45. Where, Oh Where, Were You Last Week?
46. With An F, With An F, With An F-u-c
47. Would You Like A Finger?
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I still need the following songs:
The Old Bazaar in Cairo
Street of a Thousand Assholes (song / recitation)
Napalm Sticks To Kids (song / cadence)
Crock Full of Shit
Sunstroke, Syphilis, Varicose Veins
I still need the following songs:
The Old Bazaar in Cairo
Street of a Thousand Assholes (song / recitation)
Napalm Sticks To Kids (song / cadence)
Crock Full of Shit
Sunstroke, Syphilis, Varicose Veins
Do You Fuck On First Dates?
Fuckin' Hell She's Ugly
They're Moving Father's Grave
Shiner Beer
Act Sederunt of the Session
The Band Played On (aka Casey Got Hit With A Bucket of Shit)
Don't Cry Lady
A Little Bit Off the Top
Fuckin' Hell She's Ugly
They're Moving Father's Grave
Shiner Beer
Act Sederunt of the Session
The Band Played On (aka Casey Got Hit With A Bucket of Shit)
Don't Cry Lady
A Little Bit Off the Top
Cock Robin
Cow Kicked Nelly
Dickey Louse
Dingo
I Need a Sheep
Moose Song
My Girlfriend's a Bit of a Beast
Skippy the Squirrel
"A", You've Got Asshole Stains
Cucumber Song
Fondle Me With Care
Gender Bender Song
I Need a Sheep
Moose Song
My Girlfriend's a Bit of a Beast
Skippy the Squirrel
"A", You've Got Asshole Stains
Cucumber Song
Fondle Me With Care
Gender Bender Song
I Like Cock
I Like Cunt
I Like Cunt
One-Eyed Trouser Snake
Who Is In the Kitchen With Ah Hin?
Macdonald's Farm
My Hat It Has Three Edges
Cemetary Sue
Lady Hardonna
Madeline Schmidt
Mrs. Puggy-Wuggy
My Mother-in-law
Seamstress' Song
Vanessa Picklegin
When Lady Jane Became a Tart
You Take the Legs Off Betty Grable
Legend of Chernobyl Sam
Please Do Not Tread on My Balls
Pioneers
Vicar In the Dockside Church
Chisholm Trail
Balham Vicar