Here are 71 hash songs sung by Tommy "Avocado Tom" Tarka
on 7 May 2004. These mp3s are public domain -- please feel
free to distribute the songs to those interested. Download the
mp3s here:

http://tinyurl.com/3e42m

I still need the following songs:

"The Old Bazaar in Cairo",
"Street of a Thousand Assholes" (song / recitation)
"Napalm Sticks To Kids" (song / cadence)
"Crock Full of Shit"
"Sunstroke, Syphilis, Varicose Veins"
"Fuckin' Hell She's Ugly"
"They're Moving Father's Grave"
"Shiner Beer"
"Act Sederunt of the Session"
"The Band Played On"(aka Casey Got Hit With A Bucket of Shit)
"Don't Cry Lady"
"Jonestown"
"A Little Bit Off the Top"

If you have the time & inclination, I am looking to record ANY
hash songs. You can reach me at john@... or call
me at 314.721.3883 from 11am to 6pm central time

If you like, I can make the recording anonymous so that no one
knows that it is you. All songs from my recordings will be
public domain and freely distributable to all hashes.

Sincerely,

John Mehlberg
~
PS Feel free to repost this email to any local hash lists.



~~~~~~~ Avocado Tom mp3s ~~~~~~~~~

Avocado Tom mp3s can be found on this page: http://tinyurl.com/3e42m


1. A Frenchman Went To The Lavatory
2. A Is For A [with description of how to sing]
3. All Australians Are Born Illegitimate
4. Anthony Roley
5. Are You Going To Get A Hard-on? (It's Rising Now)
6. Are You Going To Get A Hard-on? (So Suck Me Off)
7. Asshole [A Soldier I Will Be]
8. Balls To Mr. Bangelsteen
9. Bang Bang Lulu
10. Barcelona
11. Charlot The Harlot Lay Dying
12. Come Sit On My Face If You Love Me
13. Days Of The Week
14. Dina Won't You Blow Me
15. Doggies Meeting
16. Edge Of Creation [Mrs. Murphy]
17. Follow The Hash
18. Fuck A Duck, A Female Duck
19. Gang Bang
20. Get It Up, Get It In, Get It Out
21. God Bless My Underpants
22. Have It You Way
23. He Ought To Be Publicly Pissed On
24. He's The Horses Ass (He Takes It Up The Ass)
25. Head Who Said Head
26. Hello Penis My Old Friend
27. Here's To Them They Are Blue
28. Hitler Has Only Got One Ball
29. I Love My Gal
30. John Thomas
31. Jr Birdman
32. Lady In Red
33. Lassie With The Black Hairy Assie
34. Last Night I Stayed Up Late To Masturbate
33. Lil Lived In A House Of Ill Reputey
34. My Girls A Vegetable
35. Nancy Brown
36. Nellie 'awkins
37. Periwinkle Song
38. Pubic Hairs
39. Pull Back My Four Skin For Me
40. Put Your Left Leg Over My Shoulder
41. S & M Man
42. S-c-r-o-t-u-m
43. Sex Is Boring Pain Is Fun
44. She's A Little Sex Pot
45. Singing In The Rain Hash Version
46. Suck Swallow Hurl
47. Take It In Your Hand Mrs. Murphy
48. The Balls Of O'Leary
49. The British Grenadier
50. The Button Factory
51. The Color Song
52. The Engineer's Song
53. The Girl From Baltimore
54. The Little Brown Mouse
55. The Lobster
56. The Monks Of Saint Bernard
57. There Was A Little Bird No Bigger Than A Turd
58. This Is Your Down Down Song - It Isn't Very Long
59. Up Jumped The Monkey From The Coconut Grove
60. Vagina In The Morning
61. Walking Down Canal Street
62. We've Got Virgins At Our Hash
63. When I Was A Little Girl I Had A Little Thing
64. When The End Of The Month Rolls Along
65. Whip It Out At The Ball Game
66. Why Was He Born So Beautiful [One Ball Variant]
67. Why Were They Born So Beautiful [Short Version]
68. Why Were They Born So Beautiful [Medium Version]
69. Why Were They Born So Beautiful [Long Version]
70. You Can Go Get Fucked
71. Zulu Warrior [Two Versions]