Classification:  UNCLASSIFIED
Caveats: NONE

-Positions

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were waiting in the gynecologists
office, for their OB appointments.

The redhead said, "I heard that the position you always have sex in
determines the sex of your baby..."

The other two women listened intently.

Then the redhead continued, "Since I was always on top, I'm having a
boy."

Then the brunette said, "I was always on the bottom, so I must be
having a girl."

Then the blonde began to cry. 

The brunette asked, "What's the matter?"

The blonde blurted out through her tears, "I'm having puppies!"

Classification:  UNCLASSIFIED
Caveats: NONE