Here is another classic hash song for you to learn -- if you don't
know it already -- titled "My Name is Jack" (aka The Necrophiac Song).
The singer is Dennis Gill founder of the Okinawa Hash and the text of
his version is below. You can download an MP3 of this song here:

http://tinyurl.com/2p3yq (165KB)


AOL Users: <a href="http://tinyurl.com/2p3yq">Necrophiliac Song</a>
(165KB)

Do you know hash songs that you are willing to share with other
hashers? If you do, feel free to email me at john@... or
call me at 314.721.3883 during the day. If you can't sing sober, I
have a couple of cases of beer...

Thanks!

Just-John
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Necrophiliac Song

My name is Jack, (deddle, deddle, deddle ack)
I'm a necrophiliac (deddle, deedle, deedle ee)
I fuck dead women (deddle, deedle, deedle ee)
And I fill them full of semen (deddle, deedle, deedle ee)

I get frustrated
When they get cremated.
Because try as you must,
You can't fuck dust.

Each time I enter the mausoleum gate
I get the urge to fornicate.

My name is Bill
I like to fuck'em when their still
I whack off ten
And occupy till then [???]

I love wrinkly women
Who are over sixty-five
Es-spec-ial-ly
If they died when twenty-five.

Each time I pass the cemetery gate
I get the urge to copulate.

My name is Mitch
And I dig a wealthy bitch
Not because she's really rich
But in a six-foot ditch.

Like most men I am not
I don't prefer my women hot
I may be bold --
But I prefer my women cold.