> >>Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a
> >>wire long after hypothermia, or heat stroke, has set in. AAA is not an
> >>option. I will win.
> >______________________________________________________
> >Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the
> >hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If
>another
> >man shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix
> >these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I
>wouldn't,
> >know where to start." We will then drink beer and break wind as a form of
> >holy communion.
> >_____________________________________________________
> >Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me soup
> >and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You're a woman. You
>never
> >get as sick as I do, so for you this isn't a problem.
> >______________________________________________________
> >Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at
>the
> >store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like
> >"cumin" or "tofu." For all I know, these are the same thing. and never,
> >under any circumstances, expect me to pick up anything for which
>"feminine
> >hygiene product" is a euphemism.
> >______________________________________________________
> >Because I'm a man, when one of our appliances stops working, I will
>insist
> >on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me twice
>as
> >much, once the repair person gets here and has to put it back together.
> >______________________________________________________
> >Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote control in my hand
> >while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole
>show
> >looking for it (though one time I was able to survive by holding a
> >calculator).....applies to engineers mainly.
> >_______________________________________________________
> >Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask me what I'm thinking about.
>The
> >answer is always either sex, cars or football. I have to make up
> >something else when you ask, so don't ask.
> >_______________________________________________________
> >Because I'm a man, I do not want to visit your mother, or have your
>Mother
> >come visit us, or talk to her when she calls, or think about her any
>more
> >than I have to. Whatever you got her for Mother's Day is okay; I don't
> >need to see it. And don't forget to pick up something for my mother too.
> >_______________________________________________________
> >Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie.
>Chances
> >are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't....and if you are
>feeling
> >amorous afterwards...then I will certainly at least remember the name
>and
> >recommend it
> >to others.
> >_______________________________________________________
> >Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought what
>you
> >were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is
>fine.
> > With the belt or without it, looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look
> >fine. Can we just go now?
> >_______________________________________________________
> >Because I'm a man, and this is, after all, the year 2005, I will share
> >equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking, the
> >cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes, and I'll do the rest..... like
> >looking for my socks, or like wandering around in the garden with a beer
> >wondering what to do.
> >_______________________________________________________
> >
> >This has been a public service message for Women to better understand
>Men.
>
>