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Hey Pornogenic!

Here's the 4-1-1 on this weekend! Please feel free to forward to other Big
Humpers as we'd love to see you guys up here!!!

Call if you need anything! (847)912-2402

Too Loose

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Hello Big Humpers and other St. Louie area Hashers!!!

The Chicago Harriettes would like to formally invite you to our annual Power
of the Pussy event going on this weekend (June 2nd thru 5th) in the Chicago
area - only a mere 4 hours away!!!!

We have all sorts of fun in store for you!!!

To kick off our POP weekend of events, we have a Thursday hash (June 2nd)
out of the Leopard Lounge in the Bucktown area of Chicago (very trendy
area). Kitty Kat costumes welcomed!!! More information can be found at
www.thirstdayh3.com

Friday night (June 3rd) our Chicago boyz will be helping us celebrate pussy
power by hosting their Dangling Dick Pub Crawl through the famous
Wrigleyville area (go Cubbies). Ten bars, lots
of beer, lots of socializing and fun, no shiggy! Pub crawl starts at 7 pm
and schedule can be found at www.chicagohash.com

CRASH SPACE CAN BE FOUND FOR YOU ON EITHER OF THESE NIGHTS, SO CUM ON UP!!!
e-mail me: tooloosetoscrew@...

THEN THE BIG DAY!!!

Our 5th Annual Power of the Pussy event will take place on Saturday, June
4th in a suburb approx. 20 minutes SW of Chicago (Lyons, IL - this is in
your direction along I-55 and will cut at least 30 minutes off your drive
time). We have an Egyptian theme as the Egyptians worshipped cat goddesses
and definitely knew the Power of the Pussy! (smart people!)

We have a great shiggy trail planned with multiple themed and costumed beer
stops. There'll be games and lots of food and beer on trail. We will also
have a special visit from the Red Bull team who will pass out their product
to help us cut our Jaggermeister shots!

Following trail, we have an On-In to die for! A great hash venue with an
outdoor patio area that has cover in case the weather doesn't cooperate.
(but we have the Egyptian weather god on our
side!) There'll be plenty of food and beer and dancing taking place. Also
available, shuffle board, lawn darts, fooz ball, pool, and ping pong. Tons
of fun!

Once the bar management pushes our sweaty bodies out the door, the fun will
continue at the Hashpitality suite in the Hash Hotel 1 block away. Make
your reservations at the ChicagoLand Motel for that evening as you will be
in no condition to drive anywhere; (708) 447-7910. Cost is $80 for 4
people.

We will make sure the hashpitality suite is stocked with munchies, water,
soda, beer, and, for Sunday morning, light breakfast fare and the makings
for bloody marys.

Sunday (June 5th), we will hold a Hair of the Pussy hash at noon in the very
near area. Afterwards, you are welcome to be on your way home, or to stay
for our regular Monday night Chicago hash which will be hosting a camera
crew from a local television station.

Current cost for all this fun is 40 bucks! (includes a POP t-shirt, tag,
sunglasses, other goodies, food, beer, and dancing on Saturday. cost of the
pubcrawl and hotel are on your own. we are looking into covering your cost
for the hangover hash on Sunday)

You can register and pay at the following link;

www.evite.com/pages/invite/viewInvite.jsp?inviteId=IOGBHPWHYFJOVVNCDVNP

If you have any problems accessing the above Evite, please send me a note!

Looking forward to seeing you in Chicago this weekend!!!!

Too Loose to Screw
Chicago's Grand Mistress and proud Pussy!

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