In a message dated 5/9/04 12:49:58 AM Pacific Daylight Time, LeoSeltzer@... writes:
Holy Jesus:
At least the responses from Davita, Allen and Davie Boy display an
understanding of what I'm talking about.
Davita, first of all, I understand I could be running into you very
soon, once again, so are you going to tell me I'm ugly to my face?
I'll be standing right next to Bill, Sr.... are you going to show him
how much class you really have, or don't have? Or will you insult me
behind his back so that nobody around me backhands your foul mouth for
insulting a woman? Maybe I'll have my husband on my other arm. Or
maybe my son, or daughter. Yeah, that's it, let me stand right next
to my 11-year old daughter so that see can see a 45 year-old Fat Man
like you tell me I'm ugly. Even if you lack the .....well,...I might
just tell my daughter that you're the one that thinks I'm ugly and
have her ask you why you think that.
I'm a FAN ...Y'ALL THIS IS A FAN BOARD, AS ALLEN PUT IT!
And BOO HOO HOO Davie02, IS it really just another honest start-up...
Davie02 need a baby bottle and to have his tears dried because someone
his picking on his friends?....perhaps you need a diaper change too
you big baby! Somebody pass Davie02 the pacifier and plug his little
mouth shut!...BOO HOO HOO.....
Look y'all, Randi, Patsy, and Stephanie are public figures the moment
they skate on a Sports Entertainment team. After all, Should I expect
replies from ROCK or HOGAN or any of they're friends and/or biz
associates, or Wrestlers, every time I post on their FAN boards.
I doubt it. That would actually be a miracle if I did. The odds are
like a million or more-to-one that If I posted that THE ROCK "sucks"
that I could get an e-mail back from some older lame-ass wrestler, or
some guy working on Vince McMahon's staff.
The bottom line, RANDI, PATSY, STEPHANIE ...ALL ARE EXTREMELY TERRIBLE
compared to the careers of Shirley Hardman (my aunt as I've mentioned
before), Terry Lynch, Vicki Steppe, Sally Vega, Gwen Miller, Judy
McGuire, Calvello in her prime, Weston in her Prime, Toughie, Annis,
Murray, Porter...etc....now those women could skate.
In RANDI AND PATSY'S YOUNGER DAYS, by then, the game had already
slowed itself down, and Just look at the tapes from that era. They
are available on Ebay.
AND DAVITA AND DAVIE-MAN-BOY-CHILD are still skating...occassionally.
..Heck you two couldn't skate in your prime years, fast-forward 25
years...uh ...no...you still can't skate...
And yes, DavieBabyBoyINaMansBody, I do influence the game. I am a
fan, I like great entertainment, if me and the hundreds of thousands
of fans required to make a Derby venture a success don't like your
product, then that league will fold, unless, of course you're shooting
for the minor leagues.
FINALLY DAVITA: Bill, Sr. likes me. He is my friend as you know. So
I just may have him let me do a fan challenge against you, Davita, for
a 5-Lap Match Race. I'm about 10-years younger than you and I think I
can beat you. I've seen pics of you at the Reunion, eating, Seated
next to Frankie Macedo. What are you now about 290 pounds? It's a
little bit more right?
The loser of my Match Race with Davita has to feed
Davie-CryBabyBoy-Man a milk bottle for a week straight, every morning
when little DavieCryBabyBoyMan wakes up. I think Bill, Sr. will go
for it.
ME
Leonora
Washington, D.C.
LEOnora,
I don't think that I'd have any trouble beating you on my worst day ever, but this is not about me and you darlin'. This is about you and your offensive nature towards the women of the Roller Derby. Maybe you just a bitter "wanna be" that never made it. Who knows? We could all speculate for hours on that.
I'd suggest that if you really want to prove yourself (for whatever reason that you think that you need to), that you take on a skater like Randi, Patsy, or Stephanie (since you think that you are superior to them anyway). If you could beat any one of them (yeah, right), then I would be happy to lace them up, and take you on any day, any time, any place.
Why don't you get a hold of Dan Ferrari. He is the promoter for the Northern California league. I'm sure that he'd be happy to let you on the track for a while, so that Randi, Patsy, or Stephanie, or even on of our rookie girls, could teach you a little respect for our girl skaters.
Our next game will be JUNE 19th in Vallejo, California. Tickets are still available by calling (707) 642-0324 or
(707) 562-4625.