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Good Morning,
We have a few things going on this Saturday, first; The Yokuts Park fun run starting at 7 AM. Then there is the 25th Annual Wasco Run through the Roses 5K & 10K with a start time of 7:30 AM. Then Mike and Lauri have a group running from the BC parking lot at the corner of Panorama and Mt. Vernon heading out to Hart Park starting at 6:00 AM. Bagels will have a group at 5 AM and 6 AM. I haven't talked to Doug and Barbara so I'm not sure what there are doing? but I'm sure Barb will let us know????. Sunday morning we will have a small group running at 5:30. We will be running 11X1 mile intervals at 20 sec faster than goal pace with with 4 min. easy in-between. Have a great weekend everyone.
See you on the trails.....Greg
This was submitted by Jim Cowles. Basically its conversations overheard between John Rous and Colby
Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days
later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young
woman on his arm.
A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really
doing great, aren't you?"
Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc. 'Get a hot mamma and be
cheerful.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur. Be
careful.'"
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A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself
slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath, he ordered a
banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"
"No," he replied, "arthritis."
A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: "So I hear you're getting
married?"
"Yep!"
"Do I know her?"
"Nope!"
"This woman, is she good looking?"
"Not really."
"Is she a good cook?"
"Naw, she can't cook too well."
"Does she have lots of money?"
"Nope! Poor as a church mouse."
"Well then, is she good in bed?"
"I don't know."
"Why in the world do you want to marry her then?"
"Because she can still drive!"
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Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
Second one says, "No, its Thursday!"
Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer."
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A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me
four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect."
"Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"
"Twelve thirty."
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married?"
"Yep!"
"Do I know her?"
"Nope!"
"This woman, is she good looking?"
"Not really."
"Is she a good cook?"
"Naw, she can't cook too well."
"Does she have lots of money?"
"Nope! Poor as a church mouse."
"Well then, is she good in bed?"
"I don't know."
"Why in the world do you want to marry her then?"
"Because she can still drive!"
.Keep Reading .............
Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
Second one says, "No, its Thursday!"
Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer."
.Keep Reading ............
A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me
four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect."
"Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"
"Twelve thirty."
.Keep Reading ............
Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days
later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young
woman on his arm.
A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really
doing great, aren't you?"
Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc. 'Get a hot mamma and be
cheerful.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur. Be
careful.'"
.Keep Reading ..........
A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself
slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath, he ordered a
banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"
"No," he replied, "arthritis."
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