While engaging in some deep analysis I have noted many similarities
between PAtrick roy and Curd 666. Both seem to love talking
about 'butt-love' for starters. I think this stems
back to their days in their mother's wombs, when they were depleted
of certain nutrients and hormones (e.g.- testosterone). I can only
relate the lack of masculinity to a possible increase in the female
hormone estrogen. This helps me explain away the whiny attitude
displayed by both Curd and Patrick. You know the one, where the
sloppy mouth pouts and complains about this and that. Also the
seeming admiration for eLTON jOHN IS TROUBLING. dRIVING home the
idea of 'butt-love' as Curd calls it and a fetish for the male
anatomy. I am confident in saying Patrick likely has a male butler
who rubs down his groin before bed. As Curd lacks the resources, he
tends to smear peanuts butter all over the 3 hard inches of manhood
he has and then calls Rover into to do the rest. I would also
hypothesize that Curd like PAtty Roy beats women. The reason such
inferior breed of men do this is to try and boost their meager self
esteem. When one feels emasculated all the time, it is common place
for them to try and bully the weak. Once again, in curd's case the
dog bears the brunt of these brutalities. These are my findings up
to date explaining the queer behaviour correlations between patrick
roy and curd "spellcheck" 666