LET US PRAY!.......
OUR FATHER LORD STANLEY IN HEAVEN
THY PLAYOFFS COME
THY CUP WILL BE WON
BY THE RED WINGS WHO MAKE OUR LIVES HEAVEN
GIVES US THIS DAY OUR DAILY GOALS
AND FORGIVE US OUR CROSS CHECKS
AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO HAVE CROSS CHECKED AGAINST US
(EXCEPT FOR CLAUDE LEMEUIX, THAT BASTARD WHO DOESN'T
DESERVE FORGIVENESS)
AND LEAD US NOT INTO RETALIATION PENALTIES
(AFTER THE AV'S CHEAP SHOTS)
BUT DELIVER US FROM ROY'S TWITCHING
FOR THINE IS SCOTTY, STEVIE, AND HASEK
FOREVER AND EVER
AMEN!