10 best things about Patrick Roy:
     10. Montreal fired his ass
         9. You can't understand 1/2 of what he says                 8. Mak=
es your bad hair day look good
      7. He is married so your sisters are safe            6. He is from Ca=
nada so the USA can't be blamed
      5. Mask covers his face
               4. Constant twitching reminds us all to stretch
   3. Is close to retirement
        2. His surgery had to hurt!
         1. He bleeds so easily and well