Haven’t yet signed up for InterAmericasHash 2009 to be held in Winter Park, Colorado over Labor Day Weekend 2009? The projection is that the remaining slots will be GONE by January 31.
Are you influenced by your hashing Friends and Family?
es Date: Wed, 24 Dec 2008 18:53:35 -0500 From: chief@... Subject: ON-ON Magazine in 2009
Dear Subscriber,
Since the creation of ON-ON Magazine 9 months ago, we have enjoyed tremendous praise and appreciation throughout the hashing community.Our team of professional and amateur writers, as well as designers, work hard daily to create original articles about the Hash House Harriers from around the world.
Since opening subscriptions and marketing ON-ON Magazine in June of this past summer, we have gained 236 patrons.We are excited to have each and every one of you in audience to our efforts.This number is, however far below our projected reach.As our efforts to market and promote the magazine continue, we hope to locate greater numbers of subscribers throughout the hashing community.Our goal has always been to pursue publishing this labor of love full-time.
Every member of the magazine's staff, as well as contributors, donate their talents toward creating innovative and professional articles.Most volunteer over 40 hours a week towards this aim, while maintaining their full-time jobs, as well as personal and family pursuits.The passion and the operational tempo we've adopted for the monthly development and distribution of ON-ON Magazine has, much to our disappointment, far exceeded the current demand.A need to restructure our approach, given this reality, in order to maintain the quality of the publication, as well as the talented members of the magazine is essential.
As a result, on January 1st, we will restructure the operations of the magazine to accommodate a bi-monthly publication.All subscriptions to this date will be honored as received, as the number of magazines each subscriber has purchased over the period of their subscription will not change.We will maintain bi-monthly operations throughout 2009.
ON-ON Magazine is your magazine.Every decision made in development of the articles is first taken to the consideration of your wants and needs.We wish to continue that philosophy with this change.Please contact me directly with your input to our new direction in 2009 at the email address provided below.
We believe this change will strengthen the magazine and allow the growth we need in order to reach to the goal of our efforts; to provide Hashers an intelligent, professional publication showcasing the world of the Hash House Harriers.Thank you for your continued support, Happy Holidays!
Slow deep breathes help keep you calm in a uhaul, Watching Rusty's phone so you know it's almost time to get out helps too Being in a Uhaul and having your big crowd in a small place phobia kick in sucks, but it secures your a ride in a car later People really don't trust me when I tell them the bar won't allow mugs and i'll put them in All Hands car, even if All Hands is tell thing them the same thing and has an armful of mugs. Monkey Chicken Fries are a bad idea, and don't make a good story It's odd when you show up at a bar and 5 minutes later the bartender tells you that you have a phone call. It's cool when it's Silence buying you Jagerbombs over the phone CareBears hates having her picture taken Hitting your head on the bar floor taking pictures with Carebears hurts. Hitting it on the pool table leaves a mark. Hitting someone in the nuts when you are getting up from taking pictures is priceless The bar may employ an "undercover" person playing pool to foil attempts to steal a jager machine You might have been to a prom before when you remember a bar by saying "this is the one where the christmas tree got tackled a couple of years back" Bring your own cooking stuff for breakfast at trash prom. Just because the house keeping person tells you the "organizer" said she was going to make bacon for everyone doesn't mean you will be able to find it. Trail was long...but good. The water was cold. Inflate A Date still looks great in a little pink cowboy hat and reminds me of something you'd see in a cartoon He also doesn't like his ass on the ice. This is my down down song, it isn't very long. Hole has great costumes for prom. Check with the bar on if they will have a DJ before you throw $20 in the juke box and spend over 30 minutes picking out songs. They just migh unplug it before any of your songs comes up. All Hands trusts my choice in party music more than Trashy's Pepper Jelly and Cream Cheese is much more popular than I anticipated. Goose can't tell if there is coffee in the coffe pot You help get one fire going and you are marked for life. Upon meeting ShitFuckCondomMoo..."Oh I hear you like fire" Apparently Goose's room can smell like sex and death at the same time.
I'm sure there's more, but i'm having trouble braining today. ________________________________________________
Matt Parker
"You can't always get what you want
But if you try sometimes you might find
You get what you need"---The Rolling Stones
Hi Gang, now that Trash Prom has passed and it's a new month, it's time for another reminder about the 2009 Anarchy Analversary Campout. Go to the web page and click the link for details. Http://www.anarchyh3.com
29 people on the who's cumming list. 21ish to go. Don't forget about the next anarchy trail on Dec. 29.
May 15-17
133 Steamshovel Dr
Richlands NC
Limit 50 paid hashers!
Registration Prices go up after April 1
TYPE OF REGISTRATION
Until April 1, 2009
All Weekend
$55
Saturday only
$35
Shit Happens
$105
Please DO NOT snail mail registrations after May 2, 2009.
giveaway on guaranteed if you register by April 1
NO KIDS AND NO DOGS
Agenda (subject to change):
Friday
5pm- Get there set up camp and register
6ish Pizza
All Night- IPOD DJ
Saturday
8ish Breakfast
11ish Trail hared by Sandboney and Puppy Love
1230ish Lunch
2ish Circle
3ish Hash Games
4ish Hash Wiffle Ball
530ish Dinner by Thig's BBQ
(Pork BBQ, Fried Chicken, and Fixin's)
730ish Hash Skits
Rest of Night- IPOD DJ
________________________________________________
Matt Parker
"You can't always get what you want
But if you try sometimes you might find
You get what you need"---The Rolling Stones
i plan to send a package off to sandboney and browneye in the next week or so. If you would like to contribute, bring/send stuff to Trash Prom or the Dec 9 Crystal Coast Hash
on out
ear shot
________________________________________________
Matt Parker
"You can't always get what you want
But if you try sometimes you might find
You get what you need"---The Rolling Stones
FYI the big wheel race was small, but went well. Expect another one this spring. Pictures to follow.
#82 The Dec. 2008 Running of the Anarchy H3
When: Mon Dec 29, 2008
Where: Ear Shot's House 1413 McArthur Ave New Bern NC
Hare: Ear Shot Cost: $5 Time: 7pm
On-After with Ear Shot's Homemade BBQ. If you come from out of town let me know so I can make enough.
________________________________________________
Matt Parker
"You can't always get what you want
But if you try sometimes you might find
You get what you need"---The Rolling Stones
don't forget the anarchy h3 is big wheel racing this friday morning at ear shot's house in new bern nc. Time trials start at 11 am.
this is my entry thanks to dad and his welding skilz.
on on
es
________________________________________________
Matt Parker
"You can't always get what you want
But if you try sometimes you might find
You get what you need"---The Rolling Stones
go here to see the details: http://www.anarchyh3.com/2009Campout.htm
in breaking with my usual marketing tactics for an event you won't see another email about this for a while.
Ear Shot
________________________________________________
Matt Parker
"You can't always get what you want
But if you try sometimes you might find
You get what you need"---The Rolling Stones
Only 2 more days to reserve the Cheapo hotel rooms for Prom... Don't pay more to get laid! IF you do decide to procrastinate EVEN more and end up reserving after the cut off date tell them that you're with TRASH still.. they have 2 floors reserved for us and you don't want to be one of the lame wankers with the "normal" people in the hotel!
For all you lazy people who don't want to look it up~
Baymont Inn (910) 485-0520
Also you only have until next MONDAY to get the $75 price...
go to www.carolinatrash.com for all rego/payment stuff or email/call me for anything you need to know.
oh.. and if you call.. leave a message.. if I don't know the number I'm not answering because I'm BROKE and have bill collectors calling me.. seriously... :)
I'd find a nice girl from northern Virginia. We have good sense.
XOXO, Chestnuts
Illegitmi Non Carborundum.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."- Winston Churchill
Karen
From: erin gora <ering917@...> To: anarchyh3@yahoogroups.com; Trash <ctrh3@yahoogroups.com>; gspot <gspot_hhh@yahoogroups.com>; wbh3@yahoogroups.com; m2h3@yahoogroups.com; charlotteh3@yahoogroups.com; sevah3@yahoogroups.com; The Lesbian King <thelesbianking@...> Sent: Friday, November 21, 2008 7:32:19 AM Subject: RE: [ctrh3] Re: [wbh3] RE: [anarchyh3] Prom...
I detect a hint of sarcasm.
Actually, I have had a few offers, and each subsequent offer scares me a little more. I thought for a minute I should go it alone. But then it looks like Cheap and Gay's date can't make it, and he did such a great job of saving my life on numerous occasions at RDR, I think I maybe I will employ him as my handler...
Thanks to all who offered, but you guys scare me more than I scare myself. Feel free to try and operate as my bad influences now.
--- On Thu, 11/20/08, The Lesbian King <thelesbianking@...> wrote:
From: The Lesbian King <thelesbianking@...> Subject: RE: [ctrh3] Re: [wbh3] RE: [anarchyh3] Prom... To: ering917@..., anarchyh3@yahoogroups.com, "'Trash'" <ctrh3@yahoogroups.com>, "'gspot'" <gspot_hhh@yahoogroups.com>, wbh3@yahoogroups.com, m2h3@yahoogroups.com, charlotteh3@yahoogroups.com, sevah3@yahoogroups.com Date: Thursday, November 20, 2008, 11:01 PM
I¢ll do it. We all know I always exercise good judgement.
From: ctrh3@yahoogroups.com [mailto:ctrh3@yahoogroups.com] On Behalf Of erin gora Sent: Thursday, November 20, 2008 2:47 PM To: anarchyh3@yahoogroups.com; Trash; gspot; wbh3@yahoogroups.com; m2h3@yahoogroups.com; charlotteh3@yahoogroups.com; sevah3@yahoogroups.com Subject: [ctrh3] Re: [wbh3] RE: [anarchyh3] Prom...
And this is why I'm scared. Anyone wanna be my handler? I feel like i need to be protected from my own poor judgement with all of these bad influences around....
--- On Thu, 11/20/08, All Hands <allhandsonclit@...> wrote:
From: All Hands <allhandsonclit@...> Subject: [wbh3] RE: [anarchyh3] Prom... To: anarchyh3@yahoogroups.com, "Trash" <ctrh3@yahoogroups.com>, "gspot" <gspot_hhh@yahoogroups.com>, wbh3@yahoogroups.com, m2h3@yahoogroups.com, charlotteh3@yahoogroups.com, sevah3@yahoogroups.com Date: Thursday, November 20, 2008, 2:20 PM
oooo.. and "somebody" stealing the garbage can from Dunkin Donuts 2 years ago.. having the cops show up and drive me and Obi back to the hotel (him proclaiming the whole time that it was because we were WHITE to the white cop) and them finding the garbage can on the elevator of the hotel...
Or Willy getting a concussion last year about 15 minutes after registration opened...
--- On Thu, 11/20/08, Matt Parker <fishrcool@hotmail. com> wrote:
From: Matt Parker <fishrcool@hotmail. com> Subject: RE: [anarchyh3] Prom... To: anarchyh3@yahoogrou ps.com, "Trash" <ctrh3@yahoogroups. com>, "gspot" <gspot_hhh@yahoogrou ps.com>, wbh3@yahoogroups. com, m2h3@yahoogroups. com, charlotteh3@ yahoogroups. com, sevah3@yahoogroups. com Date: Thursday, November 20, 2008, 7:11 PM
the gunshots last year that were'nt from hashers, almost getting kicked out last year on saturday morning due to my bacon incident (and hard ass nipple's mouth), sandboney and NSSBob riding in the elevator when the cops showed up.
waking up to sandboney looking like the attached picture! all at the hotel.
____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ Matt Parker "You can't always get what you want But if you try sometimes you might find You get what you need"---The Rolling Stones
NEXT~ for those already rego'd for Prom... Questions that I keep answering over and over again :)
1.) What do I wear?
Friday night is the pub crawl. You can try and dress all cute to snag the attention of the guy or gal you're interested in... Or you can be smart. It's December, It'll probably be cold... you're going to be transported in a UHaul with 75 of your closest friends.. Jello shots will be flying around the Uhaul in the dark. Drunk people will be spilling drinks. Dress warm and don't wear anything you care too much about (I suggest jeans and a hoodie).
Saturday trail... if you're hardcore wear shorts... if you don't like getting scratched up pants are highly recommended. . but I'm sure you'll be getting wet too SO be prepared to walk around in wet pants... This is the Trash. We LOVE our Shiggy
Saturday Prom.... Um. what not to wear? Seriously.. you can't over-dress for Prom. You'll see EVERYTHING from tacky Prom dresses to halloween costumes to harriettes trying to win the "Who can wear the least clothes" contest. You'll see hashers in firemens costumes complete with matching thongs... you really can't go wrong. Unless you don't dress up at all. And then you will be mocked.
2.) (for the locals) I'm not going to get a hotel room.... I'm going to save my money and go home.
WHAT? seriously.. get a hotel room. You'll be missing out on the best stories of Prom if you don't. I mean you think the story about Trashy sucking Hoffa's dick happened AT Prom? NO... it happened at the hotel... The story about Not So Silent Bob having to kick in my door? At the hotel... all the other shenanigans that I was too drunk to remember... AT THE HOTEL... seriously. don't be cheap.. shell out the money.. it'll be worth it.
3.) Will there be bacon?
Fuck you. I'm tired of hearing about the goddamn bacon.
4.) Will there be stoves to cook my bacon?
I forgot to ask the last time I called the hotel. I'll get back to you.. or you can call yourself because I'm busy making sure we have BEER (which I don't care what Hedgie says while bacon is delicious beer is more important)
5.) Am I going to get bibbed this year?
hahaha. you'll see bitches. Be prepared... You NEVER know when it's your time.
I think that's about it. anything else can be addressed with me in personal emails I'm sure.
Actually, I have had a few offers, and each subsequent offer scares me a little more. I thought for a minute I should go it alone. But then it looks like Cheap and Gay's date can't make it, and he did such a great job of saving my life on numerous occasions at RDR, I think I maybe I will employ him as my handler...
Thanks to all who offered, but you guys scare me more than I scare myself. Feel free to try and operate as my bad influences now.
--- On Thu, 11/20/08, The Lesbian King <thelesbianking@...> wrote:
From: The Lesbian King <thelesbianking@...> Subject: RE: [ctrh3] Re: [wbh3] RE: [anarchyh3] Prom... To: ering917@..., anarchyh3@yahoogroups.com, "'Trash'" <ctrh3@yahoogroups.com>, "'gspot'" <gspot_hhh@yahoogroups.com>, wbh3@yahoogroups.com, m2h3@yahoogroups.com, charlotteh3@yahoogroups.com, sevah3@yahoogroups.com Date: Thursday, November 20, 2008, 11:01 PM
I¢ll do it. We all know I always exercise good judgement.
From: ctrh3@yahoogroups.com [mailto:ctrh3@yahoogroups.com] On Behalf Of erin gora Sent: Thursday, November 20, 2008 2:47 PM To: anarchyh3@yahoogroups.com; Trash; gspot; wbh3@yahoogroups.com; m2h3@yahoogroups.com; charlotteh3@yahoogroups.com; sevah3@yahoogroups.com Subject: [ctrh3] Re: [wbh3] RE: [anarchyh3] Prom...
And this is why I'm scared. Anyone wanna be my handler? I feel like i need to be protected from my own poor judgement with all of these bad influences around....
--- On Thu, 11/20/08, All Hands <allhandsonclit@...> wrote:
From: All Hands <allhandsonclit@...> Subject: [wbh3] RE: [anarchyh3] Prom... To: anarchyh3@yahoogroups.com, "Trash" <ctrh3@yahoogroups.com>, "gspot" <gspot_hhh@yahoogroups.com>, wbh3@yahoogroups.com, m2h3@yahoogroups.com, charlotteh3@yahoogroups.com, sevah3@yahoogroups.com Date: Thursday, November 20, 2008, 2:20 PM
oooo.. and "somebody" stealing the garbage can from Dunkin Donuts 2 years ago.. having the cops show up and drive me and Obi back to the hotel (him proclaiming the whole time that it was because we were WHITE to the white cop) and them finding the garbage can on the elevator of the hotel...
Or Willy getting a concussion last year about 15 minutes after registration opened...
--- On Thu, 11/20/08, Matt Parker <fishrcool@hotmail. com> wrote:
From: Matt Parker <fishrcool@hotmail. com> Subject: RE: [anarchyh3] Prom... To: anarchyh3@yahoogrou ps.com, "Trash" <ctrh3@yahoogroups. com>, "gspot" <gspot_hhh@yahoogrou ps.com>, wbh3@yahoogroups. com, m2h3@yahoogroups. com, charlotteh3@ yahoogroups. com, sevah3@yahoogroups. com Date: Thursday, November 20, 2008, 7:11 PM
the gunshots last year that were'nt from hashers, almost getting kicked out last year on saturday morning due to my bacon incident (and hard ass nipple's mouth), sandboney and NSSBob riding in the elevator when the cops showed up.
waking up to sandboney looking like the attached picture! all at the hotel.
____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ Matt Parker "You can't always get what you want But if you try sometimes you might find You get what you need"---The Rolling Stones
NEXT~ for those already rego'd for Prom... Questions that I keep answering over and over again :)
1.) What do I wear?
Friday night is the pub crawl. You can try and dress all cute to snag the attention of the guy or gal you're interested in... Or you can be smart. It's December, It'll probably be cold... you're going to be transported in a UHaul with 75 of your closest friends.. Jello shots will be flying around the Uhaul in the dark. Drunk people will be spilling drinks. Dress warm and don't wear anything you care too much about (I suggest jeans and a hoodie).
Saturday trail... if you're hardcore wear shorts... if you don't like getting scratched up pants are highly recommended. . but I'm sure you'll be getting wet too SO be prepared to walk around in wet pants... This is the Trash. We LOVE our Shiggy
Saturday Prom.... Um. what not to wear? Seriously.. you can't over-dress for Prom. You'll see EVERYTHING from tacky Prom dresses to halloween costumes to harriettes trying to win the "Who can wear the least clothes" contest. You'll see hashers in firemens costumes complete with matching thongs... you really can't go wrong. Unless you don't dress up at all. And then you will be mocked.
2.) (for the locals) I'm not going to get a hotel room.... I'm going to save my money and go home.
WHAT? seriously.. get a hotel room. You'll be missing out on the best stories of Prom if you don't. I mean you think the story about Trashy sucking Hoffa's dick happened AT Prom? NO... it happened at the hotel... The story about Not So Silent Bob having to kick in my door? At the hotel... all the other shenanigans that I was too drunk to remember... AT THE HOTEL... seriously. don't be cheap.. shell out the money.. it'll be worth it.
3.) Will there be bacon?
Fuck you. I'm tired of hearing about the goddamn bacon.
4.) Will there be stoves to cook my bacon?
I forgot to ask the last time I called the hotel. I'll get back to you.. or you can call yourself because I'm busy making sure we have BEER (which I don't care what Hedgie says while bacon is delicious beer is more important)
5.) Am I going to get bibbed this year?
hahaha. you'll see bitches. Be prepared... You NEVER know when it's your time.
I think that's about it. anything else can be addressed with me in personal emails I'm sure.
And this is why I'm scared. Anyone wanna be my handler? I feel like i need to be protected from my own poor judgement with all of these bad influences around....
--- On Thu, 11/20/08, All Hands <allhandsonclit@...> wrote:
From: All Hands <allhandsonclit@...> Subject: [wbh3] RE: [anarchyh3] Prom... To: anarchyh3@yahoogroups.com, "Trash" <ctrh3@yahoogroups.com>, "gspot" <gspot_hhh@yahoogroups.com>, wbh3@yahoogroups.com, m2h3@yahoogroups.com, charlotteh3@yahoogroups.com, sevah3@yahoogroups.com Date: Thursday, November 20, 2008, 2:20 PM
oooo.. and "somebody" stealing the garbage can from Dunkin Donuts 2 years ago.. having the cops show up and drive me and Obi back to the hotel (him proclaiming the whole time that it was because we were WHITE to the white cop) and them finding the garbage can on the elevator of the hotel...
Or Willy getting a concussion last year about 15 minutes after registration opened...
--- On Thu, 11/20/08, Matt Parker <fishrcool@hotmail. com> wrote:
From: Matt Parker <fishrcool@hotmail. com> Subject: RE: [anarchyh3] Prom... To: anarchyh3@yahoogrou ps.com, "Trash" <ctrh3@yahoogroups. com>, "gspot" <gspot_hhh@yahoogrou ps.com>, wbh3@yahoogroups. com, m2h3@yahoogroups. com, charlotteh3@ yahoogroups. com, sevah3@yahoogroups. com Date: Thursday, November 20, 2008, 7:11 PM
the gunshots last year that were'nt from hashers, almost getting kicked out last year on saturday morning due to my bacon incident (and hard ass nipple's mouth), sandboney and NSSBob riding in the elevator when the cops showed up.
waking up to sandboney looking like the attached picture! all at the hotel.
____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ Matt Parker "You can't always get what you want But if you try sometimes you might find You get what you need"---The Rolling Stones
NEXT~ for those already rego'd for Prom... Questions that I keep answering over and over again :)
1.) What do I wear?
Friday night is the pub crawl. You can try and dress all cute to snag the attention of the guy or gal you're interested in... Or you can be smart. It's December, It'll probably be cold... you're going to be transported in a UHaul with 75 of your closest friends.. Jello shots will be flying around the Uhaul in the dark. Drunk people will be spilling drinks. Dress warm and don't wear anything you care too much about (I suggest jeans and a hoodie).
Saturday trail... if you're hardcore wear shorts... if you don't like getting scratched up pants are highly recommended. . but I'm sure you'll be getting wet too SO be prepared to walk around in wet pants... This is the Trash. We LOVE our Shiggy
Saturday Prom.... Um. what not to wear? Seriously.. you can't over-dress for Prom. You'll see EVERYTHING from tacky Prom dresses to halloween costumes to harriettes trying to win the "Who can wear the least clothes" contest. You'll see hashers in firemens costumes complete with matching thongs... you really can't go wrong. Unless you don't dress up at all. And then you will be mocked.
2.) (for the locals) I'm not going to get a hotel room.... I'm going to save my money and go home.
WHAT? seriously.. get a hotel room. You'll be missing out on the best stories of Prom if you don't. I mean you think the story about Trashy sucking Hoffa's dick happened AT Prom? NO... it happened at the hotel... The story about Not So Silent Bob having to kick in my door? At the hotel... all the other shenanigans that I was too drunk to remember... AT THE HOTEL... seriously. don't be cheap.. shell out the money.. it'll be worth it.
3.) Will there be bacon?
Fuck you. I'm tired of hearing about the goddamn bacon.
4.) Will there be stoves to cook my bacon?
I forgot to ask the last time I called the hotel. I'll get back to you.. or you can call yourself because I'm busy making sure we have BEER (which I don't care what Hedgie says while bacon is delicious beer is more important)
5.) Am I going to get bibbed this year?
hahaha. you'll see bitches. Be prepared... You NEVER know when it's your time.
I think that's about it. anything else can be addressed with me in personal emails I'm sure.
oooo.. and "somebody" stealing the garbage can from Dunkin Donuts 2 years ago.. having the cops show up and drive me and Obi back to the hotel (him proclaiming the whole time that it was because we were WHITE to the white cop) and them finding the garbage can on the elevator of the hotel...
Or Willy getting a concussion last year about 15 minutes after registration opened...
--- On Thu, 11/20/08, Matt Parker <fishrcool@...> wrote:
From: Matt Parker <fishrcool@...> Subject: RE: [anarchyh3] Prom... To: anarchyh3@yahoogroups.com, "Trash" <ctrh3@yahoogroups.com>, "gspot" <gspot_hhh@yahoogroups.com>, wbh3@yahoogroups.com, m2h3@yahoogroups.com, charlotteh3@yahoogroups.com, sevah3@yahoogroups.com Date: Thursday, November 20, 2008, 7:11 PM
the gunshots last year that were'nt from hashers, almost getting kicked out last year on saturday morning due to my bacon incident (and hard ass nipple's mouth), sandboney and NSSBob riding in the elevator when the cops showed up.
waking up to sandboney looking like the attached picture! all at the hotel.
____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ Matt Parker "You can't always get what you want But if you try sometimes you might find You get what you need"---The Rolling Stones
NEXT~ for those already rego'd for Prom... Questions that I keep answering over and over again :)
1.) What do I wear?
Friday night is the pub crawl. You can try and dress all cute to snag the attention of the guy or gal you're interested in... Or you can be smart. It's December, It'll probably be cold... you're going to be transported in a UHaul with 75 of your closest friends.. Jello shots will be flying around the Uhaul in the dark. Drunk people will be spilling drinks. Dress warm and don't wear anything you care too much about (I suggest jeans and a hoodie).
Saturday trail... if you're hardcore wear shorts... if you don't like getting scratched up pants are highly recommended. . but I'm sure you'll be getting wet too SO be prepared to walk around in wet pants... This is the Trash. We LOVE our Shiggy
Saturday Prom.... Um. what not to wear? Seriously.. you can't over-dress for Prom. You'll see EVERYTHING from tacky Prom dresses to halloween costumes to harriettes trying to win the "Who can wear the least clothes" contest. You'll see hashers in firemens costumes complete with matching thongs... you really can't go wrong. Unless you don't dress up at all. And then you will be mocked.
2.) (for the locals) I'm not going to get a hotel room.... I'm going to save my money and go home.
WHAT? seriously.. get a hotel room. You'll be missing out on the best stories of Prom if you don't. I mean you think the story about Trashy sucking Hoffa's dick happened AT Prom? NO... it happened at the hotel... The story about Not So Silent Bob having to kick in my door? At the hotel... all the other shenanigans that I was too drunk to remember... AT THE HOTEL... seriously. don't be cheap.. shell out the money.. it'll be worth it.
3.) Will there be bacon?
Fuck you. I'm tired of hearing about the goddamn bacon.
4.) Will there be stoves to cook my bacon?
I forgot to ask the last time I called the hotel. I'll get back to you.. or you can call yourself because I'm busy making sure we have BEER (which I don't care what Hedgie says while bacon is delicious beer is more important)
5.) Am I going to get bibbed this year?
hahaha. you'll see bitches. Be prepared... You NEVER know when it's your time.
I think that's about it. anything else can be addressed with me in personal emails I'm sure.
the gunshots last year that were'nt from hashers, almost getting kicked out last year on saturday morning due to my bacon incident (and hard ass nipple's mouth), sandboney and NSSBob riding in the elevator when the cops showed up.
waking up to sandboney looking like the attached picture! all at the hotel.
________________________________________________
Matt Parker
"You can't always get what you want
But if you try sometimes you might find
You get what you need"---The Rolling Stones
To: ctrh3@yahoogroups.com; gspot_hhh@yahoogroups.com; wbh3@yahoogroups.com; M2H3@yahoogroups.com; charlotteh3@yahoogroups.com; sevah3@yahoogroups.com; anarchyh3@yahoogroups.com From: allhandsonclit@... Date: Thu, 20 Nov 2008 11:04:46 -0800 Subject: [anarchyh3] Prom...
Hey guys..
Just a couple notes about Prom both for those who have already rego'd and those of you lazy bastards who haven't yet.
First~ If you haven't rego'd What are you waiting for? Prices are now $75... you have until December 1st and then prices go to $85.
NOVEMBER 27TH... IMPORTANT DATE TO REMEMBER.. that's the last date to get the cheap-o hotelrooms... Don't be the guy paying way more to get laid!
NEXT~ for those already rego'd for Prom... Questions that I keep answering over and over again :)
1.) What do I wear?
Friday night is the pub crawl. You can try and dress all cute to snag the attention of the guy or gal you're interested in... Or you can be smart. It's December, It'll probably be cold... you're going to be transported in a UHaul with 75 of your closest friends.. Jello shots will be flying around the Uhaul in the dark. Drunk people will be spilling drinks. Dress warm and don't wear anything you care too much about (I suggest jeans and a hoodie).
Saturday trail... if you're hardcore wear shorts... if you don't like getting scratched up pants are highly recommended.. but I'm sure you'll be getting wet too SO be prepared to walk around in wet pants... This is the Trash. We LOVE our Shiggy
Saturday Prom.... Um. what not to wear? Seriously.. you can't over-dress for Prom. You'll see EVERYTHING from tacky Prom dresses to halloween costumes to harriettes trying to win the "Who can wear the least clothes" contest. You'll see hashers in firemens costumes complete with matching thongs... you really can't go wrong. Unless you don't dress up at all. And then you will be mocked.
2.) (for the locals) I'm not going to get a hotel room.... I'm going to save my money and go home.
WHAT? seriously.. get a hotel room. You'll be missing out on the best stories of Prom if you don't. I mean you think the story about Trashy sucking Hoffa's dick happened AT Prom? NO... it happened at the hotel... The story about Not So Silent Bob having to kick in my door? At the hotel... all the other shenanigans that I was too drunk to remember... AT THE HOTEL... seriously. don't be cheap.. shell out the money.. it'll be worth it.
3.) Will there be bacon?
Fuck you. I'm tired of hearing about the goddamn bacon.
4.) Will there be stoves to cook my bacon?
I forgot to ask the last time I called the hotel. I'll get back to you.. or you can call yourself because I'm busy making sure we have BEER (which I don't care what Hedgie says while bacon is delicious beer is more important)
5.) Am I going to get bibbed this year?
hahaha. you'll see bitches. Be prepared... You NEVER know when it's your time.
I think that's about it. anything else can be addressed with me in personal emails I'm sure.
NEXT~ for those already rego'd for Prom... Questions that I keep answering over and over again :)
1.) What do I wear?
Friday night is the pub crawl. You can try and dress all cute to snag the attention of the guy or gal you're interested in... Or you can be smart. It's December, It'll probably be cold... you're going to be transported in a UHaul with 75 of your closest friends.. Jello shots will be flying around the Uhaul in the dark. Drunk people will be spilling drinks. Dress warm and don't wear anything you care too much about (I suggest jeans and a hoodie).
Saturday trail... if you're hardcore wear shorts... if you don't like getting scratched up pants are highly recommended.. but I'm sure you'll be getting wet too SO be prepared to walk around in wet pants... This is the Trash. We LOVE our Shiggy
Saturday Prom.... Um. what not to wear? Seriously.. you can't over-dress for Prom. You'll see EVERYTHING from tacky Prom dresses to halloween costumes to harriettes trying to win the "Who can wear the least clothes" contest. You'll see hashers in firemens costumes complete with matching thongs... you really can't go wrong. Unless you don't dress up at all. And then you will be mocked.
2.) (for the locals) I'm not going to get a hotel room.... I'm going to save my money and go home.
WHAT? seriously.. get a hotel room. You'll be missing out on the best stories of Prom if you don't. I mean you think the story about Trashy sucking Hoffa's dick happened AT Prom? NO... it happened at the hotel... The story about Not So Silent Bob having to kick in my door? At the hotel... all the other shenanigans that I was too drunk to remember... AT THE HOTEL... seriously. don't be cheap.. shell out the money.. it'll be worth it.
3.) Will there be bacon?
Fuck you. I'm tired of hearing about the goddamn bacon.
4.) Will there be stoves to cook my bacon?
I forgot to ask the last time I called the hotel. I'll get back to you.. or you can call yourself because I'm busy making sure we have BEER (which I don't care what Hedgie says while bacon is delicious beer is more important)
5.) Am I going to get bibbed this year?
hahaha. you'll see bitches. Be prepared... You NEVER know when it's your time.
I think that's about it. anything else can be addressed with me in personal emails I'm sure.
I'm pulling the plug on the anarchy hash pirate map t-shirts. We didn't have enough interest to make the minimum order. Maybe after the new year there will be more interest.
Ear Shot
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Matt Parker
"You can't always get what you want
But if you try sometimes you might find
You get what you need"---The Rolling Stones
State begins crackdown on speeders Raleigh, N.C. — The N.C. State Highway Patrol is targeting speeders on major highways. A two-week campaign called Operation Slow Down begins Monday. Troopers on motorcycles, in unmarked cars and in helicopters will be cracking down on those who exceed the speed limit on highways across the state. ... http://www.wral.com/news/news_briefs/story/3974634/
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Matt Parker
"You can't always get what you want
But if you try sometimes you might find
You get what you need"---The Rolling Stones
Just a reminder. NOTICE THE PROVISION FOR TEAMS AT THE BOTTOM
FRIDAY NOV 28, 2008
Bring a Big Wheel or build your own* to Ear Shot's for the Anarchy H3 Beer Wheel Grand Prix!
You've heard of the beer mile, well this is like a beer mile on big wheels but you don't have to go an entire mile.
Time trials start at 11am with the main race at 12 Noon.
This will be an inverted start where we draw a number out of a hat.
What ever the number is, that number of qualifiers will be inverted.
For example, if we draw a 5, the 5th place qualifier will be on the
pole.
Qualifying is 2 laps and 2 beers.
Race is 10 laps and 6 beers.
Cost= Bring at least 8 beers of your choice and your big wheel.
* Make your own big wheel---- it can be bigger than a store bought big
wheel, but it still needs to be 3ish wheels. one big one and 2 little
ones.
*** Teams- You can do a 2 person team, but you must alternate who
pushes and who rides for each lap and each team member must drink 2
beers at qualifying and 6 beers during the race for a total of 16 beers
for your team.
If you are coming from out of town and need crash space, let ear shot know so we can find a place for you to rest your head.
Just another email reminding you that the price for Prom goes up this Saturday November 15th.
ALSO... this is the last day to rego to be guaranteed give-aways... You must rego AND pay by that date to be GUARANTEED giveaways BUT I normally try to buy some extras so PLEASE even if you can't pay me rego so that I can get an approximate head (I said it) count.
Finally~ floats stuff.. I'm mailing out the final batch of tshirts/refunds tomorrow (I was waiting on confirmations of addresses and should have them all now)... if you do not speak to me about getting a refund by this Saturday thank you for your contribution to Prom... I'm sure that everyone will enjoy drinking the beer you bought for us!!! Hate to be bitchy but it's been awhile and now I wanna spend that money!!
Attached is the final version of the Anarchy H3 Hash Map Shirt (updated to include that mythical g-spot!). Remember I'm only printing them up if I get at least 25 shirts ordered. Should be around $25/shirt. It will be a nice black long sleeve shirt 100% cotton with color image on the back and on the front left chest.
There were 9 people that voted for this version, most of which were from the WBH3 so I expect ALL of them to put in an order. That would bring the current total up to 18 shirts. Order goes in on the 21st. payments to be arranged on that day.
Also if you ordered an Anarchy Hoodie or Beanie and have not paid yet or received it yet get up with me. You can wait til prom or send me money for shipping ($5 for a hoodie and $2 for a beanie)
Note: The date of the beer wheel grand prix is Friday Nov 28, 2008 damn cold meds and october calendars
on out
ear shot
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Matt Parker
from super troopers:
Mac: But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun!
Thorny: [referring to Farva] Yeah, and his shenanigans are cruel and tragic.
Foster: [after a pause] Which... makes them not really shenanigans at all.
Mac: [in a silly voice] Evil shenanigans!
The Nov. 2008 Running of the Anarchy H3 will be the Beer Wheel Grand Prix
Friday Nov 24. at Ear Shot's House in New Bern NC. Check out the hash space event page or contact ear shot for more details. fishrcool @ hotmail.com
Bring a Big Wheel or build your own* to Ear Shot's for the Anarchy H3 Beer Wheel Grand Prix!
You've heard of the beer mile, well this is like a beer mile on big wheels but you don't have to go an entire mile.
Time trials start at 11am with the main race at 12 Noon.
This will be an inverted start where we draw a number out of a hat.
What ever the number is, that number of qualifiers will be inverted.
For example, if we draw a 5, the 5th place qualifier will be on the
pole.
Qualifying is 2 laps and 2 beers.
Race is 10 laps and 6 beers.
Cost= Bring at least 8 beers of your choice and your big wheel.
* Make your own big wheel---- it can be bigger than a store bought big
wheel, but it still needs to be 3ish wheels. one big one and 2 little
ones.
If you are coming from out of town and need crash space, let ear shot know so we can find a place for you to rest your head.
you know what's magical about a liger? neither does this guy.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27469562/
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Matt Parker
from super troopers:
Mac: But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun!
Thorny: [referring to Farva] Yeah, and his shenanigans are cruel and tragic.
Foster: [after a pause] Which... makes them not really shenanigans at all.
Mac: [in a silly voice] Evil shenanigans!
The votes have been counted (all 9 of them) and the next shirt to come out of the Anarchy H3 habadashery will be the Pirate Map. I won't order them unless I have a minimum of 25 shirts ordered.
All shirts will be BLACK LONG SLEEVE and 6.1 oz 100% Cotton, pre-shrunk, shoulder to shoulder tape & seamless collarette, double-needle neck, sleeve& bottom hem. (men's sizes)
If I have enough to order I will put the order in on FRIDAY NOVEMBER 21 (you got 3 weeks), so hopefully I can deliver them at Trash Prom.
Here's the prices: Cash or Check $25 ($27 for xxl or larger) to Anarchy Hash House Harriers c/o Matt Parker 1413 McArthur Ave New Bern, NC 28560
paypal $26.50 ($28.50 for xxl or larger) to fishrcool @ hotmail.com
Add $1 if you would like me to mail you your shirt.
on on
Ear Shot
________________________________________________ Matt Parker from super troopers: Mac: But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun! Thorny: [referring to Farva] Yeah, and his shenanigans are cruel and tragic. Foster: [after a pause] Which... makes them not really shenanigans at all. Mac: [in a silly voice] Evil shenanigans!
Hope you all have fantastic debaucherous plans for Halloween this weekend... and for anyone going to the Tidewater Pub Crawl I'll see you there!
Just reminding you again that Prom is cumming up quick! Deadline for guaranteed give-aways is only a few weeks away (November 15th). ALSO... if you paid to go to Trash Floats and were unable to attend I need to hear from you by November 15th to get a refund. Love you, mean it... But I can't have all that money getting asked for a few days before Prom ya know??
We already have a bunch of hashes represented this year and I'm super excited every time I check my email!! Hope to see a bunch new people there!
I just got a txt from Weiner. His plane is broken so he won't be into New Bern until later than originally planned. Therefore we are going to postpone the Weiner hash until Monday night so we all can enjoy as much weiner as we can handle.
So
What: Return of the Weiner When: MONDAY OCTOBER 27--7PM Where: Food Lion, West end of Havelock NC Cost: $5 Hare: YOU! short straw hare.
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Matt Parker
from super troopers:
Mac: But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun!
Thorny: [referring to Farva] Yeah, and his shenanigans are cruel and tragic.
Foster: [after a pause] Which... makes them not really shenanigans at all.
Mac: [in a silly voice] Evil shenanigans!
Time for me to start sending out my weekly reminders begging for money for the Carolina Trash Prom From Hell!!!
SO.. I know it's WAY early and you all love to procrastinate more than I do BUT I'm already excited that in the one week rego has been up on the Who's Cumming list we've got 6 different hash houses represented! And I don't even know who the hell a couple of the people are! So~ start saving your hard earned cash, make arrangements to room with that special someone (at least they'll be special for the night!), and REGO now for what I'm planning on making the best Prom ever!!!