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Anarchy in the MHC part deux
When: Monday Dec. 31. Time 2pee emm
Where: Sportscenter Parking Lot, 701 N 35th St Morehead City NC
$5
Hare: Short Straw

Followed by a New Year's Party at Titshot and Harley's House in Morehead City. Bring Booze and finger foods.

on out

Ear Shot

________________________________________________
Matt Parker
from super troopers:
Mac: But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun!
Thorny: [referring to Farva] Yeah, and his shenanigans are cruel and tragic.
Foster: [after a pause] Which... makes them not really shenanigans at all.
Mac: [in a silly voice] Evil shenanigans!

#29

From: Matt Parker <fishrcool@...>
Date: Mon Dec 3, 2007 5:52 pm
Subject: Anarchy in the MHC

earshotc2h3

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When: Thur. Dec. 6 7pm
Where: Lowes Foods on Hwy 70. Morehead City NC
cost: $5
Hare: You short Straw.

Anarchy in the MHC part deux
When: Monday Dec. 31. Time tba
Where: TBA (somewhere in Morehead City)
Hare: Short Straw

Followed by a New Year's Party at Titshot and Harley's House in Morehead City... Stay Tuned for details.

on out

ear shot

p.s. rego for NC/SC. It's going to be as full as the port of shitter was last year.. get there early.

________________________________________________
Matt Parker
from super troopers:
Mac: But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun!
Thorny: [referring to Farva] Yeah, and his shenanigans are cruel and tragic.
Foster: [after a pause] Which... makes them not really shenanigans at all.
Mac: [in a silly voice] Evil shenanigans!

#28

From: "ibnjamn68" <ibnjamn68@...>
Date: Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:14 am
Subject: BEING POLITICALLY CORRECT

ibnjamn68

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Due to the climate  of political correctness now pervading America,
Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be
referred to as  " HILLBILLIES."

You must now  refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS .

And  furthermore ...

HOW  TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT :

1.  She is  not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."

2. She is not  "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."

3. She is not a  "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE
INFORMATION  SUPERHIGHWAY.."

4. She has not  "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED
COMPANION."

5. She does not  "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."

6. She is not a  "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."


HOW  TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not  have a " BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN
STORAGE FACILITY."

2. He is not a  "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."

3. He does not  "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE
DESTINATIONS."

4. He is not  "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."

5. He does not act  like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of
RECTAL-CRANIAL  INVERSION."

6. It's not his  "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's
"REAR CLEAVAGE."


on-on,
Aunt_Eat_Her

#27

From: Matt Parker <fishrcool@...>
Date: Tue Nov 20, 2007 2:00 pm
Subject: FW: Hash Pictures from CFE

earshotc2h3

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enjoy

es

________________________________________________
Matt Parker
from super troopers:
Mac: But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun!
Thorny: [referring to Farva] Yeah, and his shenanigans are cruel and tragic.
Foster: [after a pause] Which... makes them not really shenanigans at all.
Mac: [in a silly voice] Evil shenanigans!

Date: Tue, 20 Nov 2007 04:28:19 -0800
From: fishrcool@...
To: fishrcool@...
Subject: Hash Pictures from CFE

You have been invited to view Matt's photos!

Matt has shared photos with you.

CFE's Pictures
(3 albums)

SNiffs GOing away, th3 halloweenie pub crawl, and 2007 MC Ball at the Fleet

- Matt

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#26

From: anarchyh3@yahoogroups.com
Date: Mon Nov 19, 2007 1:38 am
Subject: New poll for anarchyh3

anarchyh3@yahoogroups.com

Enter your vote today!  A new poll has been created for the
anarchyh3 group:

Who is going to Prom from Hell 2007?

   o I am!!!
   o I wanted to, but I am scared.
   o I am trying to get off of work.
   o I have to work. :(
   o I'm gay and I have other people to do!


To vote, please visit the following web page:
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Note: Please do not reply to this message. Poll votes are
not collected via email. To vote, you must go to the Yahoo! Groups
web site listed above.

Thanks!

#25

From: "ben" <aunt_eat_her@...>
Date: Tue Nov 13, 2007 11:25 pm
Subject: Re: HASH HABADASHERY

aunt_eat_her

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Hello, I'm from the Carolina Trash and I am interested in purchasing
some of the items you have listed. The foot stickers and the custom
patch. My hash name is Aunt_Eat_Her. I would like three (3) sheets of
the stickers (1 of each color) and the custom foot patch with my
name. You can email me back at aunt_eat_her@... and let me know
who and where to pay for these items. I also visit Havelock quite
frequently and would love to do a trail down there.

on-THANKS-on,
Aunt_Eat_Her

--- In anarchyh3@yahoogroups.com, "jagustwiller" <jagustwiller@...>
wrote:
>
> All right, for all of you that need something from the Habadashery
here
> is what I have and the prices.
>
> On-On Foot Stickers $1.25 for a sheet of 4 or $0.50 for 1, I have
Red,
> Green, Blue and Black.
>
> On-On Foot Patches $2.00 for 1. I have Crystal Coast, Anarchy, Bash
and
> Onslow.
>
> Custom Foot Patches $5.00 for 1. You can have your Name, Hash or
> anything you want on it within reason, they are only so big!!!
>
> If you would like any of these thing, you can email me at
> hardassnipples@... or reply back to this message.
>
> ON-ON
> HAN
>

#24

From: Matt Parker <fishrcool@...>
Date: Tue Nov 13, 2007 2:50 pm
Subject: Anarchy in the MHC

earshotc2h3

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The Dec. 2007 Running of the Anarchy Hash House Harriers will be Thursday Dec. 6 in Morecrainium City NC.
7pm, $5, Short Straw Hare.
Parking Lot of Lowe's Foods on Hwy 70. (the grocery store not the wood store).

On out

ear shot

________________________________________________
Matt Parker
from super troopers:
Mac: But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun!
Thorny: [referring to Farva] Yeah, and his shenanigans are cruel and tragic.
Foster: [after a pause] Which... makes them not really shenanigans at all.
Mac: [in a silly voice] Evil shenanigans!

#23

From: "jagustwiller" <jagustwiller@...>
Date: Sat Nov 10, 2007 4:14 pm
Subject: HASH HABADASHERY

jagustwiller

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All right, for all of you that need something from the Habadashery here
is what I have and the prices.

On-On Foot Stickers $1.25 for a sheet of 4 or $0.50 for 1, I have Red,
Green, Blue and Black.

On-On Foot Patches $2.00 for 1. I have Crystal Coast, Anarchy, Bash and
Onslow.

Custom Foot Patches $5.00 for 1. You can have your Name, Hash or
anything you want on it within reason, they are only so big!!!

If you would like any of these thing, you can email me at
hardassnipples@... or reply back to this message.

ON-ON
HAN

#22

From: "G David Bommelje" <bz6381@...>
Date: Tue Nov 6, 2007 4:37 pm
Subject: FW: Charlotte H3 Upcoming Hashes as of 11/10/2007

bz6381

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So, what is coming up, you ask? Great Hashing in Charlotte, of course! So get your Wanker butts to the Hash!!! All Hashes are $5 (virgins free), except as noted. Check the Hotline for last minute updates: 704-559-4155. And don’t forget the Web site: http://charlotteh3.org/

Saturday, 11/10, 2pm – Just Shirin’s Naming Hash! Co-hare is Deposit Only. We’ll start at 431 E 21st St, Charlotte, NC. That's a block northwest of N. Davidson St. We always have a blast at namings, and we learn so much about our new Hashers, so come on out!

Saturday, 11/17, 2pm – Ballantyne Hash, Hares are Slim Prickens and Dances with Di!does. Exact location TBD, but will start somewhere in Ballantyne (Johnston Rd and I485).

Thursday, 11/22, 7:30 am – www.CharlotteTurkeyTrot.com is not a Hash event, but it is a chance to see me in my Turkey Costume! (Does this surprise ANYBODY, at this point?) We’ll meet for drink-i-poos in the SouthPark parking lot beside Dick’s Sporting Goods. Fun run (1 mile) at 8am, 8K run and 5K walk start at 9am and 9:05am, respectively. Remember, you can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning!

12/1 or 12/2 – Mary Mary and Uranus will Hare. More info to cum.

Saturday, 12/15, 1pm – Toys for Tots & XXXmas Dinner/Party (7pm) – Hares are Shit Clogger, Uranus and Ballwrinkle (from Raleigh). Trail will be in North Charlotte, around W.T. Harris and Sugar Creek. Bring one or more new, unwrapped toys valued at $5 or more for Hash. BYOB to dinner/party, which will be at Shitty and Scabby’s!

We want YOU to Hare! Please contact me at 980-254-6167 or leave a message on the Hotline for Dr. DooLittle, 704-559-4155.

0n-0n,

Lost C*nt-Tree

Co-Hare Raiser

AmbassaWhore

#21

From: "cucumbercabbage" <cucumbercabbage@...>
Date: Fri Nov 2, 2007 1:07 am
Subject: POLAR BARE HASH

cucumbercabbage

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Mark your Calendars...
Polar Bare Hash!!! At Casa De Trucker
January 12-13
Presented by A Displaced C2H3 / Anarchy Hasher: Truckers Toy Whore and
Nipplepotamus from the G-Spot (it is not a myth)

2 Trails, beer pong, tippy cup, beer mile, midnight hash, adult sit and
spin... and much more...

Early Arrivals on Friday will only be tolerated if you bring beer!!! I
will have the grill out and fired up for those of you that wanna throw
some meat on there... maybe a trip out for breakfast in the am...dates
are planned but events are not finalized...

Keep eyes open for rego info


On Out Trucker

#20

From: Matt Parker <fishrcool@...>
Date: Mon Oct 29, 2007 1:49 pm
Subject: Nov. 5 Anarchy Hash

earshotc2h3

Online Now

Just a reminder of the Anarchy Hash run on Monday Nov 5 at 7pm from the Movie Theater in Havelock NC.
$5, Short Straw Hare.

Reminder: NC/SC 2008 May 9-11, 2008 Richlands NC. http://www.anarchyh3.com for details. pay now, pay often.

on out

ear shot

________________________________________________
Matt Parker
from super troopers:
Mac: But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun!
Thorny: [referring to Farva] Yeah, and his shenanigans are cruel and tragic.
Foster: [after a pause] Which... makes them not really shenanigans at all.
Mac: [in a silly voice] Evil shenanigans!

#19

From: Matt Parker <fishrcool@...>
Date: Wed Oct 17, 2007 8:29 pm
Subject: Anarchy Hash # 64

earshotc2h3

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#64

When:

Monday Nov 5, 2007

Where:

Cinema 6 Movie Theater Havelock, NC

Time: 7pm

Cost: $5

Hare: You! Short Straw Hare

________________________________________________
Matt Parker
from super troopers:
Mac: But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun!
Thorny: [referring to Farva] Yeah, and his shenanigans are cruel and tragic.
Foster: [after a pause] Which... makes them not really shenanigans at all.
Mac: [in a silly voice] Evil shenanigans!

#18

From: Prophet <mpyre9@...>
Date: Wed Oct 17, 2007 7:07 pm
Subject: Re: [gspot_hhh] Snowdown 2008 correction...

mpyre9

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--- Prophet <mpyre9@...> wrote:

> Plane ticket to snowdown last year - $300.00
>
> Rental Car - $400.00
>
> snowdown rego - $69.00
>
> hotel - $200.00
>
> speeding ticket from snowdown back to denver - $0
>
> because i was given a court summons to appear the
> next
> month because i was "allegedly" going like 95 in a
> 50.
>
> attorney to fight for me since i didn't want to go
> back to saguach, CO to deal with the dirty sanchez
> (that's deputy sanchez to you bitches) $1,200
>
> i will not be going back to snowdown this year.
>
> OG
>
>
> --- Matt Parker <fishrcool@...> wrote:
>
> >
> > Registration is open for Snowdown 2008.
> > http://snowdownhash.com/
> >
> > TONS of fun
> >
> > es
> >
> >
> > ________________________________________________
> > Matt  Parker
> > from super troopers:
> > Mac: But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun!
> > Thorny: [referring to Farva] Yeah, and his
> > shenanigans are cruel and tragic.
> > Foster: [after a pause] Which... makes them not
> > really shenanigans at all.
> > Mac: [in a silly voice] Evil shenanigans!
> >
>
>
> __________________________________________________
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> protection around
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>


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#17

From: Matt Parker <fishrcool@...>
Date: Wed Oct 17, 2007 7:00 pm
Subject: RE: [gspot_hhh] Snowdown 2008

earshotc2h3

Online Now

you forgot being married to clean clam for a day.

________________________________________________
Matt Parker
from super troopers:
Mac: But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun!
Thorny: [referring to Farva] Yeah, and his shenanigans are cruel and tragic.
Foster: [after a pause] Which... makes them not really shenanigans at all.
Mac: [in a silly voice] Evil shenanigans!

> Date: Wed, 17 Oct 2007 11:58:24 -0700
> From: mpyre9@...
> Subject: Re: [gspot_hhh] Snowdown 2008
> To: fishrcool@...; tara4terra@...; sevah3@yahoogroups.com; bobsheck@...; obxh3@yahoogroups.com; ctrh3@yahoogroups.com; brian.e.schneider@...; anarchyh3@yahoogroups.com; gspot_hhh@yahoogroups.com; crystalcoasthashhouseharriers@...; jajask@...; charlotteh3@yahoogroups.com; triangleh3@yahoogroups.com; onslowcountyhashhouseharriers@...
>
> Plane ticket to snowdown last year - $300.00
>
> Rental Car - $40.00
>
> snowdown rego - $69.00
>
> hotel - $200.00
>
> speeding ticket from snowdown back to denver - $0
>
> because i was given a court summons to appear the next
> month because i was "allegedly" going like 95 in a 50.
>
> attorney to fight for me since i didn't want to go
> back to saguach, CO to deal with the dirty sanchez
> (that's deputy sanchez to you bitches) $1,200
>
> i will not be going back to snowdown this year.
>
> OG
>
>
> --- Matt Parker <fishrcool@...> wrote:
>
> >
> > Registration is open for Snowdown 2008.
> > http://snowdownhash.com/
> >
> > TONS of fun
> >
> > es
> >
> >
> > ________________________________________________
> > Matt Parker
> > from super troopers:
> > Mac: But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun!
> > Thorny: [referring to Farva] Yeah, and his
> > shenanigans are cruel and tragic.
> > Foster: [after a pause] Which... makes them not
> > really shenanigans at all.
> > Mac: [in a silly voice] Evil shenanigans!
> >
>
>
> __________________________________________________
> Do You Yahoo!?
> Tired of spam? Yahoo! Mail has the best spam protection around
> http://mail.yahoo.com

#16

From: Matt Parker <fishrcool@...>
Date: Mon Oct 15, 2007 8:07 pm
Subject: Snowdown 2008

earshotc2h3

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Registration is open for Snowdown 2008. http://snowdownhash.com/ TONS of fun es ________________________________________________ Matt Parker from super troopers: Mac: But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun! Thorny: [referring to Farva] Yeah, and his shenanigans are cruel and tragic. Foster: [after a pause] Which... makes them not really shenanigans at all. Mac: [in a silly voice] Evil shenanigans!

#15

From: Lisa Romeo <lmromeo68@...>
Date: Thu Oct 11, 2007 7:19 pm
Subject: Re: No use emailing Browneye 'til December

lmromeo68

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oops... sorry guys! Meant to direct that email straight at Angie!!

Lisa M. Romeo

"Valor Rests, Devotion and Dedication are Remembered"

----- Original Message ----
From: justangi <anchaline@...>
To: anarchyh3@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Thursday, October 11, 2007 3:11:06 PM
Subject: [anarchyh3] No use emailing Browneye 'til December

Browneye won't be able to check his emails starting Monday through
mid-December. Just wanted to let ya'll know, in case you were looking
for a response from him via email, you won't get it 'til December.
He will be reachable by phone though.

�Gracias amigos!
JustAngie

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#14

From: Lisa Romeo <lmromeo68@...>
Date: Thu Oct 11, 2007 7:18 pm
Subject: Re: No use emailing Browneye 'til December

lmromeo68

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What is going on with Sir Matthew?????

What up girl!

How are you doing?

Lisa M. Romeo

"Valor Rests, Devotion and Dedication are Remembered"

----- Original Message ----
From: justangi <anchaline@...>
To: anarchyh3@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Thursday, October 11, 2007 3:11:06 PM
Subject: [anarchyh3] No use emailing Browneye 'til December

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#13

From: "justangi" <anchaline@...>
Date: Thu Oct 11, 2007 7:11 pm
Subject: No use emailing Browneye 'til December

justangi

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Browneye won't be able to check his emails starting Monday through
mid-December. Just wanted to let ya'll know, in case you were looking
for a response from him via email, you won't get it 'til December.
He will be reachable by phone though.

�Gracias amigos!
JustAngie

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#12

From: Matt Parker <fishrcool@...>
Date: Tue Oct 9, 2007 12:38 pm
Subject: FW: pictures from weiner and cfe

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Date: Tue, 9 Oct 2007 05:34:24 -0700
From: fishrcool@...
To: fishrcool@...
Subject: pictures from weiner and cfe

Matt has shared photos with you.

cfe & weiner
(1 album)

Here are pictures i got from weiner and CFE from March until the on after at CFE's with Ma CFE. Inclueds Shamrock Half, TH3 Green Dress, BT's, and goofing off at the beach house(s)

- Matt

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#11

From: Lisa Romeo <lmromeo68@...>
Date: Mon Oct 8, 2007 6:30 pm
Subject: Reminder for The Spooky Woods Hash

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http://www.spookywo ods.com/directio ns.htm

The 4th Annual Spooky Woods Scavenger Hunt Hash

When: Saturday, October 20th at 3pm

Cost: is $5.00 and any virgins that dare to accompany you

Start location: Kersey Valley's Spooky Woods

Hares: Silence of the Clams, You Had Me At Miranda and Special Guest Hare all the way from the Sandbox! Can you guess... bet you can't... come and see if you're right!

On After will be held at The Clubhouse with drink specials, live band and good times! Hope to see you all there!!

If you plan on coming gives us a heads up, so we can plan accordingly:)

Now, something to get you in the mood....

I was sitting on the ice late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For hashers from their cars began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise

They did the hash
They did the Spooky Scavenger Hunt Hash
The Spooky Hash
Guaranteed to get you smashed
They did the hash
Givers are sure to flash
They did the hash
They did the Spooky Scavenger Hunt Hash

From the Crystal Coast in the Carolina east
To the G-Spot in the West where the vampires feast
Harriettes from all over came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from OG's electrodes

They did the hash
They did the Spooky Scavenger Hunt Hash
The Spooky Hash
It's a Scavenger Hunt smash
They did the hash
Mount & Moo Me is sure to flash
They did the hash
They did the Spooky Scavenger Hunt Hash

The hashers were having all kinds of fun
The party in the G-Spot had just begun.
The guests included Beaver, Linus and DD...
Browneye, FMB and Box Car Willie!

The scene was rockin', all were diggin' the sounds
SCAF's on RA duty, serving Down Downs
Tinky and his crew were about to arrive
with fresh new blood, Virgins... 'Five'!

They did the hash
They did the Spooky Hash
The Scavenger Hunt Hash
It was a Halloween smash
They did the hash
Nippy might even flash
They did the hash
They did the Spooky Scavenger Hunt Hash

Out from her car, Diddy's voice did ring
Seems she was troubled by just one little thing.
She opened the door and shook her fist
And said, "Whatever happened to my Three Man Twist?"

It's at the hash
At the Spooky Woods Hash
The Scavenger Hunt Hash
Tippy Cup'll get you smashed
It's at the hash
You'll see Splash, Dash and Flash!
They did the hash
They did the Spooky Scavenger Hunt Hash

Now everything's cool, Miranda's part of the band
And the Scavenger Hash is the hit of the land
For you, all of you, this hash was meant too...
When you get to the door, tell them Silence sent you

Then you can hash
Then you can do the Spooky Scavenger Hunt Hash
The Spooky Hash
And drink til you're smashed
Then you can hash
You'll catch on in a flash
Then you can hash
Then you can do the Spooky Scavenger Hunt Hash

ON ON to Spooky Fun,

Silence

336-508-3869

Lisa M. Romeo

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#10

From: "Matt Parker" <fishrcool@...>
Date: Wed Sep 26, 2007 2:44 pm
Subject: Top 10 Reasons to come to the 2008 NC/SC Interhash

earshotc2h3

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Top 10 Reasons to come to the 2008 NC/SC Interhash-5th Anarchy Campout

10. Get the answer to the most asked question from the 4th Anarchy Campout
�What
exactly is a �Thigs� in the budget Ear Shot sent our afterward?�
9.  More than 1 shitter this year!
8.  100 yards of hose! What more could a harriet want?
7.  Twinkie builds awesome showers
6.  Sandboney, Sandboney, San Bone Bone Boney
5.  You can do dick tricks if you want, just put on pants when standing over
the cream
cheese (That means you @ss).
4.  Setting up your tent next to the generator will hide the sex sounds from
your tent.
3.  5 words: �You had me at Miranda.�
2.  Extreme Wiffle Ball
1.  The farm is hasher owned so we shouldn�t get kicked out!


http://www.anarchyh3.com  ALL REGO OPTIONS NOW AVAILABLE


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________________________________________________
Matt  Parker

from super troopers:
Mac: But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun!
Thorny: [referring to Farva] Yeah, and his shenanigans are cruel and tragic.
Foster: [after a pause] Which... makes them not really shenanigans at all.
Mac: [in a silly voice] Evil shenanigans!

From: "Matt Parker" <fishrcool@...>
Date: Sat Sep 22, 2007 1:08 pm
Subject: NC/SC 2008 Interhash Paypal rego

earshotc2h3

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Hi Gang

Paypal is now available for NC/SC 2008 Interhash.
if you use pay pal make sure to email me your tshirt size, shorts size, if
you are a vegetarian, your hash name, home hash, all the usual bullshit that
is on the rego form.  hell you can just download and look at it to see what
info you need to send me.

http://www.anarchyh3.com for all the info.

on out to anti-anarchist-advance-planning

ear shot





________________________________________________
Matt  Parker

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while,
you could miss it." Ferris Bueller

From: Lisa Romeo <lmromeo68@...>
Date: Fri Sep 21, 2007 8:38 pm
Subject: 4th Annual Spooky Scavenger Hash-o-ween

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This is the 4th Annual Spooky Woods Scavenger Hunt Hash!!

Save the date!!!

When: Saturday, October 20th, 3pm

Where: Spooky Woods, Directions... http://www.spookywoods.com/directions.htm

Hares: Silence of the Clams, You Had Me At Miranda and Special Spooky Guest

Cost: $5

*If you are coming in from out of town and need accomodations, let us know.

Extras: Wear orange/black/anything Halloween associated!

After Party at the Clubhouse - (Hasher friendly) where there will be a Great Band, pool, fooseball (if you can win the table off us girls... GOOOOOOAL!!!!!) and tons of specials flowing!

***NOTE: Friday, October 19th, there will be a Backyard Scary Movie night at Silence's for anyone coming in early... grill will be available... BYOB

And now a little ditty to get you in the mood...

Hares and Harriettes of every age,

Wouldn't you like to see something strange?

Come visit Me and you will see,

This, my hashers, is a Spooky Sacvenger Hash-o-ween.

This is Hash-o-ween, This is Hash-o-ween!

This is a Spooky Scavenger Hash-o-ween.

Our little Crypt Keeper is sure to make a scene

Scaf will scream in the dead of night.

till all the other hashers die of fright!

This is Hash-o-ween, This is Hash-o-ween!

Miranda will be hiding under your bed,

teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red.

Goofy is the one hiding under your stairs,

fingers like snakes and spiders in his hair.

This is Hash-o-ween, This is Hash-o-ween! !

Bulbous is the Shadow on the Moon at Night,

Filling your dreams to brim with fright!

Nexsmell is the clown with the tear away face,

Here in a flash and gone without a trace.

This is Hash-o-ween, This is Hash-o-ween! !

Silence is the "who" when you call "who's there?"

Scabby is the wind blowing through your hair.

Say it once, Say it twice,

Take a chance and roll the dice.

Run with the moon in the dead of night

At this, the Spooky Scavenger Hash-o-ween Night!!

Silence

Lisa M. Romeo

"Life is short - Prove them wrong, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably - And never regret anything that made you smile."

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From: "Matt Parker" <fishrcool@...>
Date: Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:58 pm
Subject: Sept. Anarchy Hash Happenings

earshotc2h3

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September Special, you get 2 anarchy hashes for the price of well, 2 anarchy
hashes.  info below and on the website http://www.anarchyh3.com

#59-a

Sept. 22, 2007
We will be saying 'ON-OUT' to SNIFFs the BITCHES with a HASH-a-THONg on the
22nd of September. The Start of all the madness will be at the SHADY GROVE
Picnic Area on-board CHERRY POINT (Havelock NC)....the Hashes will start at
12 noon with the C2H3 setting the trail. This will be followed by the OCH3
setting trail and THEN the AnarchyH3...cum on out and Hash your A$$es OFF!
BONUS: Bring a Tent.  Some of us plan to camp out all night.



#59-b
September 24, 2007
Place : Crystal Coast Visitors Center 3409 Arendell St Morehead City
Time: 7pm
Cost $5
Hare: You!!, Short Straw



________________________________________________
Matt  Parker

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while,
you could miss it." Ferris Bueller

From: "jagustwiller" <jagustwiller@...>
Date: Wed Sep 12, 2007 3:03 am
Subject: INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY

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September 19TH is the day, I think we should do a Hash. It is on a
Wednesday.  Anarchy!!!

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

From: Lisa Romeo <lmromeo68@...>
Date: Thu Sep 6, 2007 12:49 pm
Subject: 4th Annual Spooky Scavenger Hunt & Ho Down Hash

lmromeo68

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You have been Forewarned.....

Darkness shall fall across the land
The Ho-Down hour will soon be at hand.

Hashers shall crawl in search of flour
To inbibe & play at the witching hour.

Ear Shot & Beaver shall be found
performing many a down-down

Diddy & Browneye shall face tippy cup hell
Where only the champs will live to tell.

There'll be a debaucherous vibe to the air

What could it be - who is gonna be there?

Grizzly hashers from every tomb
Will be closing in to seal their doom...

And though you may fight to decide
Your body will start to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist...

The call of The Spooky Ho Down Thriller

October 20th, 2007 is the date to circle on your calendars (19-21st for those daring enough)

Your Hares for this Scavenger Hunt Hash .... muwaaaaaaaaahahhahahahaha ... Silence of the Clams, Miranda and Special Spooky Guest

All details to come - Don't say you haven't been given fair warning!

On, Scavengers, On

Silence

Lisa M. Romeo

"Valor Rests, Devotion and Dedication are Remembered"

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From: "Matt Parker" <fishrcool@...>
Date: Thu Sep 6, 2007 12:30 pm
Subject: Hash-a-thon Sept 22

earshotc2h3

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So you guys think you can hash?

We will be saying 'ON-OUT' to SNIFFs the BITCHES with a HASH-a-THONg on the
22nd of September.  The Start of all the madness will be at the SHADY GROVE
Picnic Area on-board CHERRY POINT (Havelock NC)....the Hashes will start at
12 noon with the C2H3 setting the trail.  This will be followed by the OCH3
setting trail and THEN the AnarchyH3...cum on out and Hash your A$$es OFF!

More Info to follow.....


for those of you that don't know, Sniffs the Bitches will be retiring from
the Marine Corp after 20-some years.  Come send him off to NY like only the
NC Hashes can.  This may be a cherries in the butt kind of night.

if you are from out of town, we'll need your nerd name to leave at the main
gate so you can get a pass onto base.

es



________________________________________________
Matt  Parker

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while,
you could miss it." Ferris Bueller

From: "Matt Parker" <fishrcool@...>
Date: Tue Sep 4, 2007 6:46 pm
Subject: Sept. AND Oct 2007 Anarchy Running

earshotc2h3

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#59 September 24, 2007

Place :Morehead City Area, TBA
Time: 7pm
Cost $5
Hare: You!!, Short Straw


#60 Thursday Oct 11, 2007

Where:Fag (aka Union Point) Park New Bern NC
Time: 7pm
Cost: $5
Hare: The one and only!! (like you can't guess who that might be)
Why: The Sextieth Running of the Anarchy Hash House Harriers.


Questions? contact ear shot
Complaints... contact Cruit or SandBoney

________________________________________________
Matt  Parker

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while,
you could miss it." Ferris Bueller

From: "jagustwiller" <jagustwiller@...>
Date: Wed Aug 22, 2007 2:17 am
Subject: ON ON FOOT

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If anyone wants an On-On foot with your Hash name on it, let me know. I
have an embroidery machine and can make them for you for $5.00. Or if
you want one with something else on it let me know.


HAN

From: "Matt Parker" <fishrcool@...>
Date: Mon Aug 20, 2007 3:37 pm
Subject: Rocky Horror Hash... one more time

earshotc2h3

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What? You're coming and you didn't let me know?  Guess what, you eat last.
Flinger will be there and he eats alot, I hope there is some left.

for starters, a little ditty (not to be confused with diddy) from Silence

Hash Queen Titshot was ill
the day the hash stood still
But she told us where to stand...

And Harley was there
in his silver hash underwear.
And Miranda was the three - eeeeeee man!

Then something went wrong
for HAN couldn't think of a song,
he got caught in a cellular jam...

Then at a deadly pace
It came from Cyber Space
And this is how the message ran...

Science Fiction (ooh ooh ooh) Double Feature
Big Bald Beaver (ooh ooh ooh) dressed as the creature
Linus & DeeDee (ooh ooh ooh) as Brad and Janet
D-R-A-M-A (ooh ooh ooh) Forbidden Planet!
Wo oh oh oh oh oh
At the Anarchy H3 - Rocky Horror Picture Show

You'll know Silence as Magenta,
and FlingHer will be there, you betcha,
With Diddy and Sniffs tending the bar...

And Ear Shot got the hots
when he smells grilled Tater Tots,
And CFE will be up to par....

Boubon as Frankenfurter,
PT scared his boots would hurt her
and walking in them uses lots of skills...

"But when hash worlds collide"
Said Bourbon to his bride,
"I'm gonna give you some thrills and chills.."

At the....

Science Fiction (ooh oooh ooh) double feature
Cruit & Browneye (oooh oooh oooh) Some Jager mixture
See hashers streaking (oooh oooh ooh) we wish they hadn't
SB, Puppy and Midget (ooh ooh ooh) we miss you damnit!
wo oh oh oh oh oh oh
At the late night, Anarchy  Rocky Horror Picture Show
YOU wanna go - oh oh oh oh
To the late night, Anarchy Rocky Horror Picture Show
Sit in the back row - Oh oh oh oh oh
To the late night, Anarchy Rocky Horror Picture Show.....


When: Friday August 24

Where: Ear Shot's Backyard Movie Theater
1413 McArthur Ave
New Bern NC

Cost: $5 and a 12-pack (just in case)

There will not be a trail!!!
(the money goes towards beer and pizza)
please RSVP to Ear Shot via email:earshotc2h3@...

Movie Starts at dark (8ish)

Come dressed as your favorite Rocky Horror Show Character
and bring any RHPS props you want

Some Crash Space Available.

Beds are taken, but the couch, recliner, floor and yard are open.

Starring:

Ear Shot as Brad Majors
Crotch Filter Engaged as Janet Weiss
Dirty Silence as Magenta
You had me at Miranda as Riff Raff
Linus as himself
DD as herself
Video X as ?
Bonesucker as Columbia
Browneye as Frankenfurter
Just Angela as ?
Flash Snatch Splash as "Not It!"
Cpl. Fling-Her as Himself
Mount N Moo Me
PBJ
Baroness von Cock-N-Puke
Tickle My Twinkie



________________________________________________
Matt  Parker

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while,
you could miss it." Ferris Bueller