Hey Y'all!!
It's time to rego for the man challenge!!! I need ladies to rego as well as the men, so I know how many people to cook for and how many kegs to buy. PLEASE at least let me know you plan to cum asap. Those who register and pay BEFORE the event will get personalized name tags and another extra special hash prize. Those registered by Valentines Day will be entered into a drawing for a FREE REGO!! (Thanks for the idea Ear Shot) and those who register but don't pay will not be guaranteed any damn thing. Those who just show up with out even registering will be welcomed but ridiculed, and still not guaranteed any damn thing. Ladies - you gotta pay the $20 too, for the privilege of watching the festivities (and eating and drinking all day Sat and Sun morning)
There will be crash space available. Most likely you will end up on a hasher's floor. Bring air mattresses, pillows, blankets, etc. Also feel free to bring a tent as we have plenty of room in the back yard too)
We have some GREAT challenges for these fellas. I promise this will be one of the most entertaining of events you will ever attend. Don't let Fahr win it all by default!!!!
(By the way - rumor has it that the Carolina Trash has filmed a Man Challenge Montage, which will be shown on a big screen at the grill off if they bring it - all other kennels are invited to bring footage of their manliness as well)
Following is all the info you need:
WBH3 presents The HOT MOM MAN CHALLENGE!!! When: Feb 27- March 1 Where: Wilmington, NC How Much? $20 plus money for a pub crawl on Friday night (Same price for harriettes who want in on the food and beer all weekend) *for anyone who wants to run trail on Saturday but does not want to participate in the rest of the man challenge weekend, hash cash will be the typical $5. However, if you do not pay the $20 and you happen to show up at Saturday's cookout or at Goose's house looking for delicious breakfasts, you will be spanked and robbed of your cash and your dignity. This goes for the ladies as well as the men. ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ______
Schedule of events:
Friday night: WBH3 Man Challenge introductory social Brush up on your best pickup lines, fellas. This is a chance to show us how you woo a harriette in the bar scene. We'll gather at an as yet to be determined location and go downtown for a pubcrawl. You are encouraged to use your skills on non-hasher ladies while we watch, as most of us harriettes are too damned easy. ( But plying the judges with alcohol is always a great idea.)
Saturday Morning: Roll over sex. JUST KIDDING! (maybe - we may not have morals, but we do have standards)
Saturday Morning for real: Breakfast. This is your chance to relax a little. We'll cook the bacon and pancakes, and you have to let us know how much you appreciate our hard work. But don't get too relaxed, you have a difficult day of Man Challenges ahead.
Saturday Afternoon: The Man Challenge Trail This is where you show us what kind of hasherman you really are. It's up to you to decide if you blaze through the briars or if you cry as you try to gently step around them or if you hoist a harriette upon your shoulders to spare her the unsightly scratches. We'll let you know after trail which version we thought was manlier. There will be a series of man challenges along trail as well.
Saturday Night: THE GRILL OFF!! This is your chance to show the harriettes who has the best meat!!! We'll provide the grill - you show us your skills!! You must bring your own meat in a labeled container. We'll keep it nice and fresh until you are ready to whip it out. There will also be the typical hash type man challenges including (but not limited to) tippy cup, cornhole and truth or dare. Maybe even a rousing game of wizard.
Sunday Morning: Breakfast and Presentation of Certificates. If you need a description of this part then you probably shouldn't even apply. We hope to have you all out of here in time to make it to the Trash Trail if you want to go. There is no limit to the number of certificates we issue. We may or may not reward the manliest of the survivors with prizes.
Friday night: WBH3 Man Challenge introductory social Brush up on your best pickup lines, fellas. This is a chance to show us how you woo a harriette in the bar scene. We'll gather at an as yet to be determined location and go downtown for a pubcrawl. You are encouraged to use your skills on non-hasher ladies while we watch, as most of us harriettes are too damned easy. ( But plying the judges with alcohol is always a great idea.)
Saturday Morning: Roll over sex. JUST KIDDING! (maybe - we may not have morals, but we do have standards)
Saturday Morning for real: Breakfast. This is your chance to relax a little. We'll cook the bacon and pancakes, and you have to let us know how much you appreciate our hard work. But don't get too relaxed, you have a difficult day of Man Challenges ahead.
Saturday Afternoon: The Man Challenge Trail This is where you show us what kind of hasherman you really are. It's up to you to decide if you blaze through the briars or if you cry as you try to gently step around them or if you hoist a harriette upon your shoulders to spare her the unsightly scratches. We'll let you know after trail which version we thought was manlier. There will be a series of man challenges along trail as well.
Saturday Night: THE GRILL OFF!! This is your chance to show the harriettes who has the best meat!!! We'll provide the grill - you show us your skills!! You must bring your own meat in a labeled container. We'll keep it nice and fresh until you are ready to whip it out. There will also be the typical hash type man challenges including (but not limited to) tippy cup, cornhole and truth or dare. Maybe even a rousing game of wizard.
Sunday Morning: Breakfast and Presentation of Certificates. If you need a description of this part then you probably shouldn't even apply. We hope to have you all out of here in time to make it to the Trash Trail if you want to go. There is no limit to the number of certificates we issue. We may or may not reward the manliest of the survivors with prizes.
To participate:
Fill out the following following application and contact FF goose at FF.Goose@.... Or you can send payment and applications to Erin Gora at 521 Kenwood Ave, Wilmington, NC 28405.
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Hash Name ____________ ________
Nerd Name ____________ _________ (Just Kidding, we don't care what your real name is)
Age ________ (Just kidding - we don't care how old you are either)
Home Hash ____________ ________
Do you practice routine Manscaping? ____________ _________ _________ __
How do you feel about chivalry on trail? ____________ _________ _________
What is your preferred beverage for wooing a harriette? ____________ ________
Are you certified in First Aid?________ ______
Do you always push from behind? ____________ ______
Are you a rescue swimmer? ____________ _________ __
Good with ropes?______ _________ _________ __
Own any power tools?______ _________ _________
Can you paddle?_____ _________ _________ ____
How long can you hold your breath?_____ _________ ___
Do you like to go diving?_____ _________ _____
In a short paragraph, tell us what you think makes you so manly: