So, what is coming up, you ask?  Great Hashing in Charlotte, of course!  So get your Wanker butts to the Hash!!!  All Hashes are $5 (virgins free), except as noted.  Check the Hotline for last minute updates: 704-559-4155.  And don’t forget the Web site: http://charlotteh3.org/

Saturday, 11/10, 2pm – Just Shirin’s Naming Hash!  Co-hare is Deposit Only.  We’ll start at 431 E 21st St, Charlotte, NC. That's a block northwest of N. Davidson St.  We always have a blast at namings, and we learn so much about our new Hashers, so come on out!

Saturday, 11/17, 2pm – Ballantyne Hash, Hares are Slim Prickens and Dances with Di!does.  Exact location TBD, but will start somewhere in Ballantyne (Johnston Rd and I485).

Thursday, 11/22, 7:30 am – www.CharlotteTurkeyTrot.com is not a Hash event, but it is a chance to see me in my Turkey Costume!  (Does this surprise ANYBODY, at this point?)  We’ll meet for drink-i-poos in the SouthPark parking lot beside Dick’s Sporting Goods.  Fun run (1 mile) at 8am, 8K run and 5K walk start at 9am and 9:05am, respectively.  Remember, you can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning!

12/1 or 12/2 – Mary Mary and Uranus will Hare.  More info to cum.

Saturday, 12/15, 1pm – Toys for Tots & XXXmas Dinner/Party (7pm) – Hares are Shit Clogger, Uranus and Ballwrinkle (from Raleigh).  Trail will be in North Charlotte, around W.T. Harris and Sugar Creek.  Bring one or more new, unwrapped toys valued at $5 or more for Hash.  BYOB to dinner/party, which will be at Shitty and Scabby’s!

We want YOU to Hare!  Please contact me at 980-254-6167 or leave a message on the Hotline for Dr. DooLittle, 704-559-4155.

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