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Q&A with Josh Fields
Christmas-crazy third baseman shares much holiday spirit
By Scott Merkin / MLB.com |
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Talk to Josh Fields about baseball, and the White Sox third baseman of the future -- and possibly the present -- always provides solid acumen about the game. The Oklahoma native is polite and outgoing, showing that Midwestern sensibility, and even displays an acerbic wit from time to time.
But mention Christmas to the 25-year-old, second-year player, and his devotion and passion, bordering on crazy holiday spirit, quickly puts to shame Chevy Chase's famous character in "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation." From his grandiose home lights show to his interesting gift ideas for a few very important people, Fields spoke recently with MLB.com about his holiday views. Fields hoped for a little better luck than Brandon McCarthy, last year's holiday guest of honor, who was traded to Texas shortly after this question-and-answer session was completed. MLB.com: Talk about some of the Christmas traditions you follow. Fields: Growing up -- and actually still, my wife would say I've kept it going -- we always put up a lot of lights. I mean, we try to Clark Griswold it out. That's one tradition. It was our deal. My mom decorated inside with trees and ornaments and Santa Clauses. The guys went outside and tried to get absurd. Back when I was younger, there was no structure to how they would go up and what colors would go together. Whatever lights we had that were available and working would find a place somewhere. Now, I have a whole color scheme going on. MLB.com: What do the neighbors think of your lights display? Fields: We moved into a new neighborhood, and I didn't want to offend our neighbors in Year No. 1. I wanted to make it as classy as I could but still put a lot up. Next year, I'm going to blow it out, and they should be scared (Laughs). Or I'm going to buy a couple of wooden yard things and put lights on them. MLB.com: Does your house feature one of the best holiday lights shows around, in your opinion? Fields: My brother (Jace) is working at Walt Disney World. We went and visited him, and their light show is amazing. I don't have anything on that light show. MLB.com: Could you challenge Disney next year, when you blow things out a bit? Fields: No. No shot. But when I saw it, it inspired me to throw some more on the house. MLB.com: What's your wife's take on the lights? Fields: When I had the lights up two weeks before Thanksgiving, Ashleigh thought it was ridiculous. I had it up and ready two weeks before, and she was a little embarrassed I was turning them on at night when we hadn't even eaten Thanksgiving dinner. MLB.com: Move away from the lights for a moment and go back to the holiday traditions. Do you have any others? Fields: We started one last year. On Christmas Eve, we end up going to the movies and try to catch three movies in a row. MLB.com: What movies did you see last Christmas Eve? Fields: "Pursuit of Happyness" and "Night at the Museum" -- two good ones. MLB.com: Can you remember the best gift you ever received? Fields: Back when I was 6 or 7, in 1988 or 1989, back when the Nike windsuits were real sweet, it's a sweat suit, I got one that was purple and green, neon colors. For some reason, I thought that was the best gift in the world. My dad's best friend also gave me a baseball bat that same year, and that was my first bat. MLB.com: Let's go in the opposite direction. What's the best gift you've ever given? Fields: In fifth grade, I bought my mom, and you could buy these at school, I bought her this super fake necklace that said mom and had a heart. It looked like it had diamonds, and I thought it was the best thing ever. She still has it, and I think it cost me ... It was an upgrade from the 25-cent twist things that come out in a plastic circular [container]. It cost a dollar. I felt like I stretched my budget and hooked her up with a nice gift. When you are talking about the best gift I ever gave, my wife and I also got married before Christmas last year. MLB.com: How old were you when you stopped believing in Santa Claus? Fields: Santa's not real? Are you kidding with me or are you being serious? (He laughs, following a brief pause). MLB.com: I hate to be the one to break the news to you. Fields: It was like third or fourth grade. I was one of the last ones. I was still trying to talk people into believing in Santa. My mom finally told me, and I got real dramatic and said that everything she told me in my entire life was a lie. MLB.com: That moment sounds life-changing. Has Christmas changed for you since you got married? Fields: It changed a little. I used to go to my parents' or my mom's parents' before Christmas Day and stay the night and wake up and open my presents. Now, I still make it to both grandparents' and make it to my wife's parents' and grandparents'. We still get to go. Our families have been cool about changing dates to cooperate. That's about it. MLB.com: Name your favorite Christmas song. Fields: (Yells to his wife, double-checking the selection). Oh, yeah. "All I Want for Christmas is my Two Front Teeth." MLB.com: An appropriate choice for a former college quarterback. Name your favorite Christmas movie. Fields: We have a marathon going on, and actually, it's another tradition. You can't beat "Christmas Vacation," and all the "Home Alones." You have to put those in there, even though "Home Alone 3" dropped down. MLB.com: So, you even watch "Home Alone 3"? Fields: If you are going to polish off the whole series, then you have to watch it. Otherwise, that's like having peanut butter with no jelly. If you are going to watch the series, then you have to watch "Three," too. It gets a little crazy if "Three" doesn't get played. MLB.com: Are you someone who makes a great deal of New Year's resolutions, aside from never forgetting "Home Alone 3"? Fields: I do not. I just make sure I eat my black-eyed peas after New Year's. MLB.com: Is there some reason behind that food choice? Fields: It's supposed to be good luck for the next year. Slop a little ketchup on them, and it makes it taste good. MLB.com: OK, let's say Santa does exist and you get to be him for a day. What gift would you give to the following people? Let's start with your manager, Ozzie Guillen. Fields: I'll send him a block of ice from our storm (near Oklahoma City), since he would never be in a place anywhere remotely close to icing. MLB.com: How about general manager Ken Williams? Fields: I would send him a picture of me in my White Sox hat, with elf ears. MLB.com: Do you own elf ears? Fields: I have elf ears. You can't have two Santas. Someone has to be an elf. You can't have four people wearing the Santa hat. MLB.com: How about White Sox catcher A.J. Pierzynski? Fields: I would probably send him the Grinch with a Speedo and some knee pads on, making him look like he wanted to wrestle. MLB.com: And your hitting coach, Greg Walker? Fields: I would send him some eggnog, and if he didn't like it, I would have a card that said, "So" (an inside joke between Walker and his hitters) on it real big. MLB.com: How about White Sox fans? Fields: I would send them tickets to our playoffs and World Series for 2008. MLB.com: And most important of all, the Chicago media? Fields: What's that fabric softener called? Downey? I would send you all that fabric softener to say, "Be gentle." MLB.com: Now, here's a personal one to close. You were a standout quarterback for three years under this guy at Oklahoma St., and I'm a Michigan graduate, so he has recently crossed paths with my alma mater. What would you give to LSU football coach Les Miles? Fields: I would just send him a card. No, honestly, I would send him (White Sox director of media relations) Bob Beghtol for a week and tell Bob to give him a week's worth of PR classes. I'd have Bob run him through on the do's and don'ts on what you should be telling the media and your team. MLB.com: We come now to the final question, our traditional portion of this yearly holiday interview. How do you spell Hanukkah? Fields: H-A-N-N-A-K-A-H. MLB.com: As I've said before, there really is no right or wrong answer with so many spellings. But there should be a U in there somewhere. Scott Merkin is a reporter for MLB.com. This story was not subject to the approval of Major League Baseball or its clubs.
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