As you all know, St. Patrick's Day is unofficially the "official holiday" of the
Hash House Harriers. Why you ask? Simple… it consists of beer, ridiculous
costumes, & raucous antics. What drinking club with a running problem wouldn't
claim that holiday as its own?

With the luck of the Irish on our side, St. Pat's falls on a Tuesday, our
official drinking night! Jack will be our leprechaun!!

Jackie O' "I've Got Your Pot of Gold" Frasier will hare from 8th Street
Confectionery, which has been secured for us, once again, by Mark "I've Got
Brassy Lasses Out Me Ass" Offutt (he has QUITE the reputation with the
waitresses around town).

Since Mark's ladies may otherwise entertained, our hostesses for the evening
will be Amanda & Angela OR(thanks to Charlie) AmAngela. As your hostesses,
naturally, we have a few requests…

• YOU MUST WEAR GREEN! This is not optional. If you show up without any green,
Charlie has our permission to pinch you . . . wherever he chooses.

• The crazier the clothing the better – PRIZE FOR MOST OUTLANDISH IRISH OUTFIT!

• We will provide some special beverages (green beer and perhaps some sort of
punch-like libation) and desserts. PLEASE CONTRIBUTE, WE'RE EASY - MONEY OR A
DESSERT!

• Mark has uploaded the menu for 8th Street (check the "Files" section). Please
let us know ahead of time what you would like to order so that the cooks can be
prepared. Orders should be submitted by Monday morning. Please do your best to
accommodate this request, especially since 8th Street will be staying open past
their normal hours just for us. For those of you who fail to submit a menu
choice, you will be forced to eat whatever we find in the back of Scanlon's car.
Frankly, this could merely be various molded vegetables…or the decomposing body
of a prostitute. So put your order in!

This is also THE BIG NIGHT for those of you participating in the weight loss
challenge. Kudos to all of you for your efforts! May the biggest loser win! We
understand there is a wee bit o'gold involved, but we may have some other small
reward [and by small reward, we invite you to read on…]

There have been some rumors about Irish pole dancing, and we believe Mark has
offered to be the pole (it was really the most logical choice), so we suggest
that the winner of the weight loss challenge entertain us all with HIS best pole
dance! So get to choreographing you less-heavy hounds!

The St. Pat's hash also marks the anniversary of the introduction of one Ms.
Amanda Gates to our Hash House, so a down-down (or three or until she passes out
and/or dies) will be in order.

If anyone has any other suggestions, please let us know! Otherwise, we'll see
you shakin' your shamrocks on the trail!

A hearty O' ON – ON to you!

[P.S. This is the text-only version of this message. For a much more
entertaining view, please check out Amanda's flyer in the "Files" section!]