Charles, while I appreciate your recognition of my erudition, I have
to wonder what insecurities led you to include "in almost the right
way sometimes." Maybe the answer is in those little tights of yours.

I'll tell you what, I'll come to Morgantown some time (when the
weather is warmer and the days are longer), and we'll both write a
re-hash, and we'll let our fellow hashers decide who is the more
better writer. ;)Loser does a down down,or is it the winner? Hell,
we'll both do one!


--- In WVHHH@yahoogroups.com, "Charles Shaffer" <CharlesShaffer@...>
wrote:
>
> Angela's (who knew that that was her real name???) erudition
continues to astound...I likes a wummun who uses big words in almost
the right way sometimes. NOw if only we could get her to come down to
Morgantown to take in the sights here...I promise to do the write-up
of Troys inaugural Haring! I just hope all my leetle GIRLFRIENDS show up.
>
> >>> "wvhhh" <JayTaylor.WV@...> 02/08/09 10:12 PM >>>
> Fun! Ok, Angela sums up last week's hash that I pasted at the end
> here. But in the mean time let's talk about this week's festivities.
>
> Troy is going to lead us from Rio Grande in Morgantown this Tuesday.
> Who knows what kind of checkpoints Troy has planned but him and
> Mattius have been planning this out for a while now. They have some
> grand ideas that should be a lot of fun. I'm wondering what sort of
> surprises will be in store for us! Rio Grande is the Mexican
> restaurant in the plaza across from Autozone, almost towards the end
> before the Ford dealer.
>
> And thanks to Angela for her summary:
>
> Some wise person once said, "Don't do anything well. People will come
> to expect it of you." Okay, maybe it wasn't someone wise. Maybe I
> just made it up. I've wracked my brain trying to remember, and I'm
> honestly at a loss. I'm also at a loss as to what to write about last
> Tuesday's hash. Why? Because I can't remember much about it because I
> was too busy thinking, "Holy cow, it's fracking cold out here!"
> Seriously. I couldn't speak for the first mile because I was just too
> cold. Had I known it was going to be that cold, I probably wouldn't
> have shown up. Maybe I should have gotten out of my car before they
> yelled "ON ON." At least one potential hound had the sense to test
> the waters and thought better of it * Frank. Yes, he was there, but
> after attempting a "warm up" on icy side streets, he wisely decided
> to go home, or go get coffee. Either way, I think he had the right
> idea.
>
> The little bit I can recall about the run boils down to hills and
> ice. I wanted to avoid both, but both were in abundance. Most of us
> are familiar with Mark's uncanny ability to run us around in circles
> and his affinity for double false whichy-ways, which on this night
> were whichy-A's (thanks Kristi). He teased us by marking a trail
> towards East Marion Park, but instead turned us around and took us
> through a cemetery, as if we weren't already thinking about our own
> mortality what with the cold and the ice. The beer near was short and
> sweet (some of us didn't stop at all), as most of us feared frostbite
> and/or hypothermia. After a few more loops around the neighborhoods
> of East Fairmont, the hounds (or puppets, as the case may be) were
> led back home and quickly departed for the warm confines of MiPueblo.
> We were given a room to ourselves (I'm pretty sure the staff was
> trying to keep us from scaring off the restaurant's other guests) and
> eventually someone showed up to take our orders. Alcohol was in
> abundance, and we were all treated to the comedic stylings of Ms.
> Amanda Gates, who never fails to offend, I mean entertain.
>
> So to those of you who showed up and ran, kudos. And to the rest of
> you, see you on the trail next time (hopefully in less adverse
> conditions).
>
> ON ON!
> BRRRRRR Ass
>