Congrats to Weed's nephew Lejen...he is the 69th member of our yahoo
group!
That deserves a down-down at our next circle!

Cervix

Hello, my name is Lejen and I'm looking for whoever is in charge
around here. I am Andrew Pecaut (weedwacker)'s nephew and I'm getting
into Hashing, espescially after my first red dress run in san diego!

If someone would email me with info on runs in VTA, I would like to
invite some new blood into the family.

-LJ

Do not leave home without one!  You need some kind of emergency id for
when you're found wandering the streets alone in your toga.

Dr. Mikey has solved this problem.  His initial order for those spiffy
hash medical ID tags goes in next week.  This is a great deal - you'll
never get a price like this - $7 - with a Hash logo and your Hash
name!     And by the way it could save your life.

Details at
http://homepage.mac.com/mikekobrick/IDTags.html

Dr. Mikey

Oxnard Shores Masturbation H3 Wednesday, July 26 2006, 6 PM
Another Oxnard Drunkfest!

Run Stuck on 69

Hares Bumper Balls Bitch and The Joker

Location Bottle Shoppe, Korner of Harbor and Wooley, Oxnard Shores

Thomas Guide You are on a computer, go to maplink and figure it out
already!

Cost $5 (Cheap!)

101 or 126 from anywhere: exit at Victoria Ave, Go Towards Ocean,
Right on Wooley Road, Cross Over Harbor Blvd then right into Bottle
Shoppe Parking area. LFH
Bring yourself, a backslider and two virgins. Whistles and Condoms
Mandatory as well.

Anyone whom has a phone number for a certain dormant GM that lives
in the Shores Area, whoz initials are On Your Knees aka Jody H*m,
please call the sober wench and get her to attend her 12-stepping
ass to her own damn hash!

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Greetings fellow wankers!
Here is a brief summary of last night's VCH3 Debauchery!

In attendance were:
At Your Cervix (Hare)
Buggin' Button Bitch (Co-Hare)
Victor Victoria (Visiting from Viva Las Vegas H3)
Ganja Man
Rub Her Dingy
Just Wes
Circuit-Cision
Lickety Split
and Hash-Circle Crasher: Bumper Balls Bitch

The hare laid a shi**y trail that was found in it's entirety by the
pack, though no individual wanker followed the same marks.  The
beercheck was found by a lucky few, the rest Zenned right past it,
arriving back at the A to A meeting point within a few minutes of
each other.
The circle was conducted by NEW GM Lickety Split and her Man-
Slave Circuit-Cision.  The innocent and guilty were punished, the
beer was consumed and the pack retreated to the Shores for Dinner
and BEER!

Announcements:
Ganja Man has voluteered to hare a VCH3 Sunday Hash in the near
future.
Bumper Balls Bitch has volunteered to hare an Weekday Masturbation
Hash in two weeks, the theme will be "Craigs List", so bring the
proper attire and virgins.
I want to invite all interested in Scuba Diving and BEER to Pirates
Grub and Grog next Wednesday the 19th, at 6PM.

Conspicuous absentees:
Ride My Ass, who is taking Japanese classes, so he can better his
predatory skills when visiting Japan.
The Joker, whom went to a birthday party instead of hashing. Weak!

On-Out,
Cervix

Wednesday, July 12 2006, 6 PM
Ventura County State Masturbation Madness!!

Run 69

Hares At Your Cervix and Buggin' Button Bitch

Location Korner of Harbor and Wooley, Oxnard Shores!

Thomas Guide Whoat>?

Cost $5 (Cheap!)

101 from anywhere, exit at Victoria Ave, then turn towards Ocean,
Right on Wooley Road, go past Harbor, then turn right into Bottle
Shoppe Parking area, LFH!!
This is it, all we could muster! This is a cumpulation Ventura
County, Camarillo State, and Oxnard Shores event!! If you like any
of the hashes mentioned, cum out and participate!

http://maps.yahoo.com/pmaps?addr=Thille+St+At+Partridge+Dr&csz=Ventura%
2C+CA+93003&state=CA&uzip=93003&ds=n&name=&desc=&lat=34.2696&lon=-
119.205&mlt=34.2696&mln=-119.205&zoomin=yes&BFKey=&resize=l&mag=2&trf=0

Wednesday, July 5 2006, 6 PM

Hares Lickety Split and Beauty and Obese

Location Ventura, Thille and Partridge

Thomas Guide 492 d3

Cost Free

From the South, Exit 101 at Victoria
Right on Victoria
Right on Telephone
Left on Partridge to Thille
Look For Hashers

From the North, exit the 126 at Victoria
Right on Victoria
Left on Telephone
Left on Partridge to Thille
Look For Hashers
No Frills, BYOB, and munchies and $ for bars.

Hi, I just wanted to make sure everyone is aware that I'm still
completly available to beermiester at least half of the time and that
I am still local, only MK has moved to Barstow.  I just need some help
now that she is gone from the mis-management.
Since no one stepped up for this Sunday, perhaps someone can cum up
with something for the next VCH3 interval, July 9th.  I'll be playing
Army and unable to help at all.

Cervix

A slow down was bound to happen. People get busy from time
to time. I won't be able to do much myself. I go on leave
for a couple weeks to Texas at the beginning of July and
then shortly after that I'll be deployed again. I'm off to
Kuwait this time. Mmmmm...fun. I guess this is pay back for
the 7 months of Guam paradise last time. I could find or
start a hash where I'm gonna be, but it wouldn't be quite
the same. Kuwait is a "Dry" country. Without alcohol,
hashing is just running. EEeewwww!!!

Anyways, I hope to hash atleast once more towards the end
of July. I'll be back here after the 14th of July.

Spicy

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Cervix,

Sad to lose such a good beermeister and hash cash. Thanks for keeping VCH3
going. Good luck to you and Mary Kame in Barstow.

Ganjaman


>From: "At UR" <divingrocks@...>
>To: Ventura_County_H3@yahoogroups.com
>Subject: [Ventura_County_H3] Next Ventura Hash????
>Date: Wed, 14 Jun 2006 14:49:51 -0000
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>Hi, I thought I'd let everyone know we have now missed a two hashes in
>a row.  The next vch3 hash should be on Sunday the 25th, and there is
>no plan for a hare or beer or anything.
>I have not been available to make the vch3 happen, since I have either
>been out of town or performing my reserve obligation. Mary Kame is now
>moved out of town for the next year or so, and we will be spending our
>spare time working on a property we have bought in Barstow.
>I had hoped someone would pick up the slack and hosted a hash, but no
>one has.  Unfortunately, I can now see that I will not be able to
>carry on as beermeister without help.
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Attention wankers!  Time for another dive club meeting, aka chance to
drink beer and socialize/make a nuisance of ourselves!  See you all
there at Pirates Grub 'N Grog, Victoria at 5th Street in Oxnard!
6PM Happy Hour, 7PM Meeting & Presentation!

Hi, I thought I'd let everyone know we have now missed a two hashes in
a row.  The next vch3 hash should be on Sunday the 25th, and there is
no plan for a hare or beer or anything.
I have not been available to make the vch3 happen, since I have either
been out of town or performing my reserve obligation. Mary Kame is now
moved out of town for the next year or so, and we will be spending our
spare time working on a property we have bought in Barstow.
I had hoped someone would pick up the slack and hosted a hash, but no
one has.  Unfortunately, I can now see that I will not be able to
carry on as beermeister without help.


Cervix

Cum help At Your Cervix torment the CID BOD by having a good time
winning all the raffle prizes worth hundreds of dollars!  Where?
Pirates Grub and Grog!  Who? AYC, Joker, Cocksworthy, Naked Prey,
Buggin' Button Bitch, Ride My Ass, and Bumper Balls Bitch have all
been seen in attendance.  Cum early and partake of free happy hour
munchies, typically chili dogs or burgers.

On-On,

Cervix

P.S. Tonights presentation will be a Professional Video Production of a recent
dive trip to Truk Lagoon.  This will make a nice follow-on to last months
presentation.

Hi, I just wanted everyone to know that Mary Kame and I will be out of
town at the USA NASH HASH, and we will be unable to facilitate making
the vch3 run happen.
Please voulunteer to hare, beermeister or anything if you want to make
our 516th hash happen, otherwise there will not be one.

On-Out,

Cervix

P.S. Sundayz run hared by Naked Prey was fantastic, we had 20 in
attendance, mostly H3SoB and LAH3 wankers!  Get off your asses and cum
out for a good time!  Bastards!

Sunday, May 14 2006, THREE PM
Makin' yo mama proud on Mutha's Day --- Poke-Her Run

Run 7.4492753 (514 / 69)

Hares Naked Prey and (possibly) No Take Zone and Gun Ho

Location Rincon Point Surfer's Beach at Bates Road

Thomas Guide No..., Just Titties and Beer, thank you very much!

Cost Cheap: Damn near free!

All you mutha's take the 101 Freeway to pert' near South of
Carpinteria. Exit Bates Road and head 2ward the beach. Turn LEFT
(2ward Ventura) at the 'T' (gate, actually). Look for all the otha
brotha's (and sista's) from a different mutha.
Yessiree brotha, it's anotha' one of Naked Prey's imfamous "Poke-Her
Runs", only, NO BEADS this time, just cards, titties, and beer!
Titties and beer, titties and beer... I thank God Almighty for
titties and beer! @ http://www.HashShit.com/TittiesAndBeer.wmv

Z RULES: You may Only possess FIVE (5) CARDS at a time! If you pick
up a 6th card, you must replace it (from where you found it) with
one you already have. NO MORE THAN FIVE (5) CARDS in your possession
DURING the run OR at the Finish!

Cheatin' bastards will be Doused with beer and Lit on fire. Well...,
OK, so beer doesn't burn, but I'll think of something. Cheatin'
bitches will be taken into the bushes and Ravished by Naked Prey
until Satisfied!

Best hands win, up to three, based on participation.

This will be a "longer" run to make up for the last VCH3 & H3SOB
runs, with a possibility for very little pavement.

Also celebrating No Take Zone's birthday. All this fun, and AYC's
after-run BBQ for only $5!

Who:  Stupid Guide Dog, Loan Sexx, and Lone Dog
Location:  Sean and Lisa's House
420 Kennedy Avenue, Ventura, CA View Map
When:  Saturday, May 13, 12:00pm
Phone:  (805) 659-2244

Come and join Sean and Lisa for One Last Hurrah at our house in
Ventura! We're moving to Peoria, Illinois on May 26, so you'd better
hurry up! We'll provide the main course, please bring your beverage of
choice and a dish to pass (considering we're moving to the Midwest, you
may want to bring your favorite casserole or jello salad! Just
Kidding!). We'll be warming up the pool and jacuzzi, so bring your
bathing suit too!