It must be LOVE (or COLD FEET) if you are 1) missing a PIC/Dinghy hared run in beautiful SB and 2) you're letting Stumbelina have his way with U!!!!!!!!! ...
An update to my previous message... This Saturday the Telegraph Brewing Co. is having an Open House at their brewery in Santa Barabara from 12-4pm. ...
What's up Wankers? I just found a good reason to go up to Santa Barbara during the week. BEER!!! Spicy ... it's on > a weeknight, so it'll be hard for ... ...
One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Calvin was explaining the BuffaloTheory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went: "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of...
Come join the VCH3 for a nice jaunt through the shiggy of the trailer hamlet of Casitas Springs this Sunday. Bring $$$ for the special wine tasting stop at...
On On, any paddlers out there? Las vegas HHH will be hosting their 6th annual Black Canyon hash, it's a 2 day event on the Colorado River. We launch right...
In case some of you wankers aren't aware of all the great things about to happen, and need to plan your otherwise uneventful boring lives, here are the links...
I spoke with Jack Off and he is planning to go to the Santa Barbara Hash on Jan 28th. All Ventura Hashers should attend this Hash to see once again one of our...
Sunday, January 8 2006, 2.00 PM Run 505 Hares The Joker and Stumbelina Location Pomona St - Port Hueneme Cost $5.00 From 101 South take Victoria St exit and...
Wednesday, December 21 2005, 6:15 PM Oxnard Shores Masturbation Winter Solstice Pagan Humpstart!!! Run 69 Hares At Your Cervix and Yule Log Location The Bottle...
Wednesday, December 14 2005, 6:30 PM Harbor Christmas Lights for the Insane Hares: Lickety Split and Circuitcision Location: Camarillo Harbor in Oxnard Exit...
Sunday, December 11 2005, 2 PM Pick-up Romp ala El Rio Run 503 Hares You and Me Location Parkinig lot between OLD Home Depot and Jack In the Box Thomas Guide...
What, no posting for the VCH3 this Sunday? Is it too cold for the little Lemonheads? Pull it together and give us out-of-towners a start location already!!...
I’ve been meaning to send this out for two days now but it turns out being back in real life really sucks. I just wanted to take the time to thank every...
Sunday, November 27 2005, 2 PM Bring Your Favorite Drunk Pick-Up Hash!!! Run 502 Hares You and Me Location Palma at Colt, Ventura Thomas Guide What? Cost $5...
This is it Wankers, the last e-mail you will see from me. (I know, huge sigh) The beer is purchased, the pool is heating, the food is being prepped, munchies...
Although the Camarillo run has been cancelled for tonight, those needing to run in the INTENSE MOONLIGHT and HOT BLOWING SANTA ANNA's can quench thier lust for...
Wankers, This will be one of the last e-mails regarding the North/South Intercourse next weekend Nov 25-17 in San Luis Obispo. Please, Please, Please check the...
Hi, we have the tags and shirts in smaller sizes for everyone who attended the VCH3 500th!!! We also have extra shirts for sale, in all sizes, this will be...
Wankers, Sorry for the short notice, you can hurl your slings at arrows at me in 2 1/2 weeks, but after a brief meeting with the planning commitee we have...
Dear Big Dam Dork and the North/South Intercourse Committee, We were just reminded that California is indeed part of the "Asia-Pacific" region, that...
Have you been dying to see your name on the Internet under something other than "get free Viagra" and "breast enlargement now"? Well, here is your chance....
Camarillo State H3 Wednesday, November 2 2005, 6:15 PM Run: Who Doesn't Like BJs - Fun for Everyone! Run #16 Hares Apple Pie Ho and himself Location BJ'S in...
Oh, my god,...We had 69 wankers show up for the VCH3 500th!!! This is the biggest VCH3 turnout I have EVER seen! Ther Hares were: BananAppeal, Lickety-Split,...
The hare has shared with me the fact that tomorrow's trail will be an A to B, with BBQ at the B! The site of the B has a few picnic tables, but not enough for...
Hi, I just wanted everyone to know that the tags are done for everyone who has RSVP'ed and for anyone whom has attended the VCH3 in the last year! Tags have...
Sunday, October 30 2005, 2 PM VCH3 500th - Return of the Wanking Dead!! Run 500th!!! Hares BananAppeal and Lickety-Split Location Thousand Oaks Thomas Guide...
Wankers, Well the time is drawing near for all of us to be together once again at this years North/South Intercourse in San Luis Obispo, CA November 25-27th...
