The next run for VCH3 is this Sunday at 2 pm in Camarillo. The honorable hares are Prairie Dog Muncher and Spicy Mexican Penis. Check out the link for details:
Hello everyone. I am writing this email to inform you of a new hash in El Paso, Texas called the Border Jumper Hash House Harriers, better known as the BJ Hash. I would like to promote our group, as well as increase communication among all the groups in the south west. I would also like to promote hashes in the southwest by exchanging web addresses and listing our web site on yours, though this is a request and not mandatory. So if you want us to visit you, send us your website and I’ll list it on our page. So please forward this email so we can spread the word and be listed on other pages.
Everyone is invited to come to El Paso, and spend a day hashing with us on Saturdays at 3pm, or other days deemed appropriate for drinking. Our philosophy is having short trails, usually 2.5 to 3.5 miles and longer down-down’s. So if you ever find your way around our neck of the desert, come join us for a good time. Hash dues are only $3, and the beer is always cold. Looking forward to hashing with you.
Hello everyone. I am writing this email to inform you
of a new hash in El Paso, Texas called the Border
Jumper Hash House Harriers, better known as the BJ
Hash. I would like to promote our group, as well as
increase communication among all the groups in the
south west. I would also like to promote hashes in
the southwest by exchanging web addresses and listing
our web site on yours, though this is a request and
not mandatory. So if you want us to visit you, send
us your website and I’ll list it on our page. So
please forward this email so we can spread the word
and be listed on other pages.
Everyone is invited to come to El Paso, and spend a
day hashing with us on Saturdays at 3pm, or other days
deemed appropriate for drinking. Our philosophy is
having short trails, usually 2.5 to 3.5 miles and
longer down-down’s. So if you ever find your way
around our neck of the desert, come join us for a good
time. Hash dues are only $3, and the beer is always
cold. Looking forward to hashing with you.
Contact info
http://sports.groups.yahoo.com/group/BJHash/
www.bjhash.com
Hash Line: 915-751-4523
My number: 915-329-1870
My email: buttdarts@...
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Ventura runs at 10 this Sunday, following the LA Doobie Hash today.
For info, see http://hash.org/hash.cgi?m=9&d=19&y=2004&h=v
Meet at Thornhill Broome Beach on PCH past Mugu Rock. For info
contact BananAppeal at 805-443-3814
on out
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The 16 Hash Houses of Northern California would like to announce our
intention to host the InterAmericas Hash in 2007, from August 31 through
September 3 over the Labor Day weekend. Come hash in the scenic San
Francisco Bay Area, and visit California with pre-lewds and post-lubes up
and down the Pacific Coast. Check out our website at http://www.iah2007.com
for more information on the bid, including our beer sponsor Lagunitas.
We're an experienced team of Hashers committed to providing you with superb
trails, venues, entertainment and cheer as we welcome you to our home field
of Hashing. Leading us is Special Agent in Charge -- Suckin' Up Spouse, the
primary organizer of the last five Okinawa pre-lubes leading up to the
InterAmericas.
Attendees at the 2005 InterAmericas Hash in Toronto will decide where to
hold the next bi-annual InterAmericas Hash in 2007. Vote for NorCal 007 in
Toronto, and make sure you'll have a License to Swill at the 13th
InterAmericas Hash.
WHAT CAN YOU EXPECT AT INTERAM 2007?
* Four days of hashing in the scenic San Francisco Bay Area on a variety of
trails (forest to hills to beach to city) to suit all types from Ball
Breakers to Fat Boys
* All the beer you can drink, much of it from our beer sponsor, the
Lagunitas microbrewery in Petaluma
* Not to mention red and white California wines and soft drinks (or Cokes,
or sodas, or pops, for you out-of-towners)
* A continuous party for over 1,000 of your closest friends, with a
giveaway you'll still be using years from now
* Proximity to three major airports (San Francisco, San Jose, Oakland): now
all connected by railway for transportation convenience.
* Kegs that won't quit: After venues close, the party continues at the
Hashpitality Suite, open 24 hours a day throughout InterAm
* Classic hash entertainment with bands, DJs, skits, Mr./Ms. InterAm
contests, and down-down contests
* Fine California cuisine (yeah, that's the ticket) to please every palate
* Hash Central hotel with public transportation to San Francisco for
vacationers, and a variety of other nearby hotels if you want some distance
from the nonstop party (ya wanks)
* Yet more beer from our sponsor!
* Within striking distance of Monterey Bay/Pebble Beach, Napa Valley and
the rest of Wine Country, redwood forests, scenic coastline, mountains,
rivers, lakes, natural hot springs, bounteous indigenous crops of Northern
California, and more.
WE NEED YOUR SUPPORT
Help us spread the word! Check out our website at
<http://www.iah2007.com/>www.iah2007.com for more information and join our
Yahoo Groups mailing list by sending an e-mail to
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suggestions at <mailto:norcal@...>norcal@....
If this is not a good list to send periodic bid announcements to or if
there is a better place for this kind of info, please let us know.
On-on to NorCal in 2007,
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Damian and Pot Ho of LAH3 are cumming to the Ventura run/BBQ Sept 5,
and bringing signups for the LAH3's DOOBIE (Da Original Oldtimers
Beach Invitational Extravaganga) Hash. The DOOBIE is Sept 18 at Pt.
Mugu State Park. LAH3 will extend the $12.69 price till Sept 5 for
Ventura Hashers -- and they still have camping space available at
Thornehill Broome Beach -- so be there Sept 5 to sign up.
Note: If you know an SoB, tell them to pretend to be a Ventura
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A hasher by the name of Ganjaman was recounting tales of his latest hash event to bystanders at his local bar. Apparently he had caused quite a stir at the event due to his wayward solo pursuit of unmarked Eagle trail...
The pack had gathered for the Après (On-In) at the derelict Hot springs in Montecito for chips, beer, mosquito bites and imbibing pungent sulphur fumes emanating from a shallow pool of steaming spring water.
After some time at the Après site, the boisterous noise and beer swilling was broken by a sudden shrill..."has anyone seen Ganjaman?"....
Replies came from all over the Après site...."I last saw him ahead of us on the Eagle trail.....", "I last saw him at the Turkey trail extended beer check party....."I saw him on the Eagle trail heading towards the unmarked turn-off (the very discrete private property sign) that he clearly must have missed..."
The pack quickly resumed further imbibing of pungent sulphur fumes, more beer and chips.
As darkness fell another cry was heard from the pack..."Where the fuck is Ganjaman....?". This time concern and consternation percolated throughout the pack.
As the pack prepared to retire from the Après site, plans were in the making for the search of the lost-on-trail Ganjaman.
Meanwhile...... Ganjaman was way the fuck off-trail by several miles. Having missed the key discrete turn on the Eagle trail leading down to the Hot springs, unknown to him, he continued to find the key turning. Pursuing unmarked trail up the mountains he met a hiker. Ganjaman asked.."What is the quickest way to get off this mountain? The hiker replied, go to the top and follow the Hot springs trail down. Ganjaman checked the time, he was out on trail for 3 hours, there was still about two hours of daylight remaining. He was confident that he was in good shape. He hiked on up and thanked the hiker for some water.
At the top of the mountain Ganjaman found 4 trail heads, none of them marked Hot springs trail apart from the one he had just hiked up. He decided that darkness was imminent and it was best to stay on the road. He headed south at nice jogging pace, feeling the mountain breeze and feeling good. After about 3 miles into his jog, two cars approached him. He stopped them. He enquired..."Am I going in the right direction to Mountain View Road...?". The driver of the first car had no clue.. The driver of the second car said..."You are heading in the wrong direction...? Ganjaman inquired...."How long will it take me to get to my car parked at Mountain View and Hot springs..? About 40 minutes by car...was the reply.. and the driver and his family set off. Ganjaman estimated that at jogging pace he would make it in three hours. He then set of at a nice jog. Again enjoying the breeze. After some time, a car approached him, it was the Mexican family who returned. The driver said..."Sorry to leave you up here.. we will take you down to the bottom.."
Ganjaman settled into the car and was provided a 85 degree F conditioned Coke. He drank with glee and engaged freely in conversation about hunting on the mountains.
Meanwhile back at the starting point of the Hash, plans were finalized on the search for Ganjaman. Foot patrol was taken by some, care patrol was taken by some, others decided that Ganjaman was lost for good, and it was best for them to go home and say some prayers that his demise to the wildness of the mountains was not too painful.... and he went out in good spirits.
Cell phones were turned on. Contact arrangements were made. The patrols set off...Some waited at the Cars...
With flashlights beaming in the woods and Cries of "Ganjaman...where the fuck are you?"...echoed throughout the Montecito valley....Rabbits scurried into the undergrowth, snakes hissed and moved across the valley bottom and the other critters perked up at the human cries in the woods.
As the foot patrollers made no progress, they left the forest...abandoning their search...One was overheard on the cell phone in distraught at the thought of Ganjaman being eaten by mountain lions, others abandoned the search with the cry of "Fuck you Ganjaman...for getting lost"
The car patrollers continued. Plans were being made to bring in the police and the fire brigade. Just at that very moment....The Mexican family pulled up at the run start...Ganjaman emerged from the white car with a broad smile on his face. The hashers were overwhelmed with glee, they hugged Ganjaman...Cell phone messages were transmitted...."The search is off...Ganjaman has returned.." More hugging of Ganjaman ensued...... The the post-mortem began.....
All is well that ends well...
THANKS TO ALL FROM GANJAMAN
Ganjaman would like to thank of his fellow hashers for their concerns at his disappearance, for their thoughtfulness to stay behind and wait, and for taking time and effort to go out and search for him.
I would like to mention the following hashers especially for searching for me,.... and those of you not mentioned, please forgive me as my recall is not as good as it was when I was young...., but your presence was very important to me...
Just curious I am here in port hueneme for cpl weeks looking to hash either in long beach or santa barbara there is no other hashes near the ventura county area accept the one on every other sunday and I pulled in a day after it. Anyways I have no idea around this area even if I get a rental car. Do you know anyone that hashes in this area that could hook me up? Thinking of hashing thursday in long beach then saturday is a toss between long beach and santa barbara as long beach as a special event hash going on. Be lots of beer there and BODY PAINTING woohoo. So if you could help me out it would be great.
on on peeping turd aloha hash house harriers stevensjm@...
Peeping Turd,
I'm sending your request around to some of the Yahoo Groups, so if anyone is near you and cumming to any of the hashes in the area, they might pick you up. In the mean time, here's some websites of local hashes for your perusement pleasure.
Does anyone know who's haring for VCH3 on Aug 25? Or is a pickup hash
in order, and if so, where to start?
I will be out of town as of the 17th. If you want run posted
on the telephone hotline, please give me the details before
then.
To post on the hash.org calendar, talk to Naked Prey
On out
BananAppeal
I'm casting my vote for . . . JACK/YAK OFF. I think I can even scrounge
up a suit w/Bells :).
SNIFF
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> Help wanted: Court jester
>
> Wednesday, August 4, 2004 Posted: 3:27 PM EDT (1927 GMT)
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> Jester
>
> Jester's qualifications include merriness and owning an outfit
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> qualifications: "Must be mirthful and prepared to work summer
> weekends in 2005. Must have own outfit (with bells). Bladder on
> stick provided if required."
>
> Auditions will be held Saturday at Stoneleigh Park in
> Warwickshire, and the winner will have to negotiate a salary,
> English Heritage said.
>
> The court jester's position died along with King Charles I, who
> was executed by Oliver Cromwell's supporters in 1649. The
> monarchy was restored 11 years later, but the position of jester
> did not return.
>
> "It is about time we had a jester again," said Tracy Borman, the
> agency's director of education, events and outreach.
>
> "It is one of those roles that fell by the wayside when Cromwell
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Just curious I am here in port hueneme
for cpl weeks looking to hash either in long beach or santa barbara
there is
no other hashes near the ventura county area accept the one on
every other
sunday and I pulled in a day after it. Anyways I have no idea
around this
area even if I get a rental car. Do you know anyone that hashes in
this area
that could hook me up? Thinking of hashing thursday in long beach
then
saturday is a toss between long beach and santa barbara as long
beach as a
special event hash going on. Be lots of beer there and BODY
PAINTING woohoo.
So if you could help me out it would be great.
on on
peeping turd
aloha hash house harriers
stevensjm@...