FIRST CHANCE 2-NITE
Friday, October 24 2008, 8:00 PM
World Piece Thru Beer

Run #527

Hares Piggus Dickus and ???

Location Chuy's Camarillo

Cost $5.00

Hwy 101 N/S: take the Carmen St Exit
Chuy's is located in the same parking lot as Trader Joe's

Come join your fellow hashers from around the world as we attempt to
cultivate greater love, understanding, or at least a decent hangover
the next day

Cum for BEER, PUB KRAWL, WIN PRIZES, AND A CHANCE AT GETTIN' LUCKY*!!!

THEN BRING YOUR HANGOVER TO THE...

Saturday, October 25 2008, 3:00 PM
Mother's Little Helper Run

Hares Strokin in Boyz Room , Whiney Lil' Cunt and Towering InfernHo
Click for map

Location Thousand Oaks, CA

Cost $4

Numb your senses by running through suburban shiggy where Desperate
Housewives swig vodka-vicodin cocktails. First one to spot a cougar
on trial wins a prize, or at least has to give a heads up to
Strokin' - so can work his mojo. COMMUNITY CENTER at VIA LAS BRISAS
(aka RANCHO DOS VIENTOS) ý - On the corner of Borchard Road and Rancho
Dos Vientos Drive in Thousand Oaks
TAKE 101N from LA – travel for a looong time. If you end up in
Camarillo, then you've gone too far and made an ass out of yourself.
Go back.

Exit Wendy. Turn LEFT and go towards coastal hills. Turn Right on
Borchard for a looong time going up and over the hill. Community
center is on the corner of Borchard and Via Las Brisas. . If you end
up missing the community center(it's a huge sports complex area) then
you've made an ass of yourself again and you should really question
your driving abilities.

Park your car in the provided parking area and LFH.

FYI - bring swimsuits for the on on on(pool at Towering InfernHo's)
And remember, free Ritalin for all hashers under 13.

*Lets face it, gettin' lucky is up to you...so drink be happy, and if
all else fails lower your standards and be happy!