From: Everett Russell <everett.russell@...>
Subject: Fwd: Fw: stock market
To: divingrocks@...
Date: Monday, October 13, 2008, 5:08 PM

Your gonna love this -- read alll the way to the end...you cant stop you must read.... If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago,   you will have $49.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of  shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today. But,    if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received a $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg. A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.          Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of          alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41          miles to the gallon! Makes you proud to be an American!