No............!!!

This is the same day as SactoH3's Hash, Raft, and BBQ
extravaganza!!!!

Say it isn't so!

Hangs Loose

--- Panama Jackoff <pjo_h3sob@...> wrote:

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From: Save My Stool AKA Red Dress Mistress

First Anal Tri-Hash Along – Saturday August 7th

Stretch Me, Pith Me, Dude, Stool have been planning
this for THREE years!!



Due to your outstanding athletic accomplishments (All
Most Some None were verifiable) you are invited,
(actually no one with a life would RSVP), to
participate in the First Anal Tri-Hash Along.



Your uncanny ability to avoid broken bones, poison
oak, biting dogs and angry homeowners have proven you
out to be the type of Ass-et we want to represent our
event.



This event should prove itself to be quite
challenging. Here is a breakdown of each portion of
the event:



Swim Portion (Difficulty – Powder Puff)

Participants are required to get in the water. Actual
swimming is not required, however other stuff may be.
Self-started jacuzzi’s will not be permitted.



Bike Portion (Difficulty – even Humpers can do this
ride)

Participants will retrieve bicycles from the staging
area, preferably their own. Each will follow a course
planned with such clarity, it will be as if Helen
Keller herself had thrown it down.

Run/Walk Portion (Difficulty – Christopher Reeves
could do this)

At this point, bicycles will be placed in a secured
area w/participant run bags, providing approximately
20 minutes of unsupervised rummaging time for the
support staff. The run/walk will begin and end at
this point.



Entire Route:

Several “refreshment” checks (and other surprises)
will await you on your quest.

Panoramic views are one of the many items not included
with the package



The event start will begin promptly at 10 AM, at the
Spring Valley Aquatics Center at 108 Campo Road, just
off State Route 94. TB ???? ?? (Directions and exit
here)



As a courtesy to us, we would like you to consider the
following while making your decision to attend.



Is this a Hash related event? Yes.
People with lives will not be in attendance.

Do I really want to do this? Sure, where else can you
run and ride in 90 degree heat.

Will I endure the pain? Unfortunately for the hosts,
you will probably make it to the end.

Will it be long? Just ask any man this question, then
divide by 4.

Will it be easy? As much so as a woman, hanging in a
tree with no arms or legs.

Will it be competitive? For some, maybe, but with us,
everyone is a winner.

Will it be fun? Only your
attendance can ensure that!

What about relay teams? If you’re lazy, you can split
up the portions with other whankers.

What is the entry fee? A mere $10

Each participant will be presented a medal of
accomplishment when they cross the finish line.

Beer and other liquids, along with food will be served
at the event ending. Swimming pool and Jacuzzi are
available immediately after taking in food and drink
to increase the likely hood of cramping.

We would certainly appreciate and welcome your
attendance! Please respond to this email and let us
know if you will be attending. If you choose not to
attend, will be forced to offer admission to some
other Hash person less capable than yourself.



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