Oxnard Shores Masturbation H3 Wednesday, February 7 2007, 6 PM
Goodbye Channel Islands, Hello desert and "man-love Thursdays!"

Run Stuck on 69

Hares Ride My Ass and Ayman al-Zawahiri

Location Where else? The parking lot of the fabulous Shores
Restaurant and Bar!

Thomas Guide I said...The SHORES!!!!!!! (Korner of Wooley Rd and
Harbor Blvd in Oxnard)

Cost 6,473.5 Iraqi dinar ($5USD)

Even though all roads lead to the Shores, I guess the best way is to
get off 101 in Ventura at Seaward, turn left onto E Harbor, and drive
about 6 miles to the intersection of Harbor and Wooley. The Shores
will be on the right in the same mini-plaza as Subway.
This is my last hash in SoCal for the next ~10 months, for I will be
leaving the land of fast food and flushing toilets for beatiful sunny
war-torn Iraq, where I can immerse myself in new cultural experiences
like "Man-love Thursdays" and "wiping my ass with my bare hand
instead of using toilet paper!" Oh wait, I actually do that already.
So celebrate with me and my kick-ass trail which promises beer,
shiggy, and maybe even a Sunni-Shiite split! PRAISE ALLAH!! - Ride My
Ass
Let's send this wank-off with the Oxnard Shores traditon of "Open
Season"! We can make a beer and flour flakvest outta his hash
attire, call it extra protection, since he will have no other use for
the attire while in Iraq. RMA has promised not to whine and cry like
Stumblina did during his good-bye circle, and will welcum it like a
man. He has also challenged us to see if we can get him to sh*t his
liver before he leaves as well, as it is something else he'll have no
use for while deployed.