Oxnard Shores Masturbation H3 Wednesday, July 26 2006, 6 PM
Another Oxnard Drunkfest!

Run Stuck on 69

Hares Bumper Balls Bitch and The Joker

Location Bottle Shoppe, Korner of Harbor and Wooley, Oxnard Shores

Thomas Guide You are on a computer, go to maplink and figure it out
already!

Cost $5 (Cheap!)

101 or 126 from anywhere: exit at Victoria Ave, Go Towards Ocean,
Right on Wooley Road, Cross Over Harbor Blvd then right into Bottle
Shoppe Parking area. LFH
Bring yourself, a backslider and two virgins. Whistles and Condoms
Mandatory as well.

Anyone whom has a phone number for a certain dormant GM that lives
in the Shores Area, whoz initials are On Your Knees aka Jody H*m,
please call the sober wench and get her to attend her 12-stepping
ass to her own damn hash!