In case some of you wankers aren't aware of all the great things about to happen, and need to plan your otherwise uneventful boring lives, here are the links to all the major hash events to cum in cumming order so you can cum to them:

February - H3SoB Mardi-Gras: http://www.h3sob.com/MardiGras2006.htm

March - Betty Ford XX: http://www.hash.org/2006/BFR20.pdf

May - USA Nash-Hash: http://www.usanashhash.org/

July - San Diego Reddress Run: http://rdr.sdh3.com/

October - World Interhash: http://www.hash.org/2005/IH2006_RegistrationForm.pdf

See all you wankers there!