O.K. Here are some absolutes and
then I’ll go into the ‘possible happenings’ category for Tri
Night 2008.
First off is the menu. This is
listed below. Most ingredients are organic and/or sustainable. If
you don’t know what that is just know that it’s fantastic food.
Think about how much you would pay for the food listed below. Think of
the ticket price (just $30). It’s like we’re paying you to
show up!
Second is the raffle. You must
attend to win the stuff. There are all kinds of things that are super
duper valuable. If you win something it’s going to save you tons of
money in gear costs and such for next year. I just confirmed things like
Louis Garneu custom molded carbon tri shoes, custom foot beds, fit kits, aero
helmets, Speedplay pedals, thermic footbeds (nice toasty feet warmers with rechargeable
battery), wetsuits and all other kinds of stuff like free entries to races,
etc.
Third – you can book a hotel at the
Kelly Best Western at a great rate (call them and say you’re with the MMA
banquet to get the $89 rate), park and walk over to the college, have fun, get
roasted and stumble back.
Possible happenings of course include the
sumo match between Thompson and Kemper. Apparently there is a bidding war
between ESPN and Pay Per View especially now that the election is over and
there is empty air time to fill. Do you now see how amazing the planning
committee is at timing things? You can bet the evening will be just as
amazing in flow! There is also the real possibility that Dan Arlandson
will drink his first full beer all by himself. We must sell 299 tickets
for this to occur. If we hit the 300 max cap, Jonny-J, Brett Lovas, Dan
Cohen, John Shelp, Curt Wood, David Thompson, Brian Bich, Jerry McNeil, Scott
Penticoff, Dan Arlandson, Kevin O’Conner and your’s truly (I’m
January) are rumored to be giving out a calendar to all that is entitled ‘Best
Male Tri Bods (and an average guy named Jeremy) 2009 Calendar’ shot by
Yndecam in various parking lots pre-race. SCS Multisports apparently is
including their top secret training program with the calendar called ‘how
to look this good - with the exception of Jeremy - naked’. This could
certainly make for great stocking stuffers.
The committee (made up of people from all
clubs, shapes, sizes and even both sexes) have been working incredibly hard on
organizing what is sure to be the best Tri Night in the history of the
world. We’ve sold a lot of tickets but want to sell the night
out. With great food, great prizes, streamlined organization of the flow
of the evening – the only thing left out is YOU (if you haven’t
purchased your ticket). So get your tickets today. Right now.
Before happy hour. Prior to walking the dog. Right before hitting
the gym. And definitely before it’s too late!
Jeremy Sartain
Massage Therapy & Personal
Training Programs Advisor
651-846-1619
From: Nathan Sartain
ext 1736
Sent: Friday, November 07, 2008
10:59 AM
To: Jeremy Sartain Ext 1619
Subject: Jeremy
Jeremy’s menu
Gumbo w/dirty rice – Eat @ 6:30
Rstd. Butternut squash soup w/ candied pecans
Thai Carrot Ginger Soup (Vegan)
Rstd. Pork roulade Chef Carved w/ jus
Rstd Red Potatoes
Seared Sole Roulades w/ vin blanc
Mixed veg medley
Braised Pearl Barley
Tabbouleh w/Quinoa
Paella of chicken, shellfish and linguica
Grill roasted vegetables with pine nut pesto
Jerk chicken and tofu
Spinach salad with smoked tomato vinaigrette, blue cheese and bacon
Endive Salad with roasted shallot vinaigrette and toasted walnuts
Assorted Dinner Rolls and herbed butter
Lox app.
Sm. Chix Skewers
Cheese Tray – Out @ 5:30
Fruit Tray
Assorted dessert trays – Out after dinner