Hey all,

 

Ya, I know you’ve received copies of the press release telling you about tri night, but I wanted to go into more detail as to why you will want to be there.  Please note that I need to confirm a few rumors so some of this may not be true.  Here is what I’ve heard:

 

1. Hunter Kemper vs David Thompson sumo wrestling match.  This is included with the ticket price.  Square off is at 6:50p.m sharp with lots of show boating when the doors open.  Don’t miss the triathlon sumo wrestler of the world championship match!  Pay per view is thinking of carrying this but it won’t be in person and will cost $40 rather than $30 and doesn’t include food.
2. The food!  My brother (the chef in charge) wants to keep some things a secret.  BUT there are fantastic vegan options, no pasta (we usually get enough of that) and huge variety.  And if you like meat, we’ve got you covered there.  Chef Sartain said something about brining for 2 days before smoking and I’m pretty sure he was referring to the food…
3. Kevin O’Conner and Jonny-J will be serving the food wearing tutus.  This in itself makes it all worthwhile. 
4. The banquet committee is committed (can I use those words right together?) to making the night super fun and streamlined.  No long winded speeches this year or our sumo wrestlers will take you out.  We’ll stay on track, have fun, and get done in time to hit the town hard.
5. Free chair massage.  I’ll have advanced students and alumni there performing free chair massage during the social hour.
6. Discounted hotel rooms within walking distance!  Best Western (the one by the capital) is giving sweet rates.  Just call to book and say you’re with the MMA Banquet.

 

That’s the low down.  I can definitely confirm numbers 2,4,5,6 and part of 3 (I think).  Numbers 1 and part of 3 are rumors that I think I heard from Bill Copenhagen and Art Jacobson.  I did hear that Art is the ref for the sumo match too.  So maybe that needs its’ own number: 7. Art is the ref for number 1.  And yes, you all should spend a half hour in my head.  It really is fun in here!

 

Disclaimer: If you would like to stop receiving e-mails from Jeremy it’ll never happen.  Just deal with it.  If you have questions, comments or concerns, please contact your local authorities.  If you want a hell of a good time on Saturday, Nov. 15^th, go to www.midwestevents.com and sign up already!  Oh, free hammer gel to those that attend.  That’s number 8.  Number 8 is confirmed and true.  I love coffee…

 

Jeremy Sartain

Massage Therapy & Personal Training Programs Advisor

Saint Paul College - A Community & Technical College

651-846-1619