# 1 Husband climbs on the bed naked. Wife: I have a headache. Husband: Good! I have powdered it with aspirin. You want to take it orally or as an injection. #...
A young lady goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks around, she notices a box full of live frogs. The sign says: " Sex Frogs!...
Two Hokkien peng, Ah Beng and Ah Seng, got promoted from private to corporal. Not long after, they're out for a walk and Ah Beng says, " Eh, Seng ah, there's...
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her...
A boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper is down, and his fly wide open. His secretary walked up to him and said, "Boss this...
Dear All SMART.com Golfing Kakis, Please be advised that the SMART.com Golf Challenge (6) will be held in the afternoon on 12 Nov 2005, Saturday. Please mark...
What Religion is Your Bra? A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy...
RECORD VIRGIN! A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, " Please be gentle -----...
A westerner touring China had been told by his friends back home that one could get really good bargains on cloths but need to be very careful. This gentleman...
A mother and her young inquisitive son were flying Singapore Airlines from Singapore to New York. The son who had been looking out the window, turned to his...
A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession. A funeral coffin was followed by a second one about 50 feet...
Dear All, Here is one more golf outing planned for all to enjoy. We are targeting some 2 to 4 flights of golfing kakis for a 2D1N golf outing on 3 & 4 Nov 05,...
For those who are interested in the one day trip, here is the brief itinerary: - 0730 hrs Assemble at Harbour Front City. - 0745 hrs Ferry to Batam - 0745 hrs...
Please be reminded that 28 Oct 05 is the deadline to register for the pre-game night party scheduled on 9 Nov 05, from 7pm to 10pm. To allow time for F&B...
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that...
Year 1981 1. Prince Charles got married 2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe 3. Australia lost the Ashes 4. Pope Died Year 2005 1. Prince Charles got...
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An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit....
Hi Guys I've posted two links with I believe will be useful for members planning their trip to Pulai. The first is the skycam on the Causeway and 2nd Link. It...
A P1 teacher, Miss Shyller, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Melvin, what's your problem?" Melvin answered, "I'm too smart for...
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Mr Eric GEK was unable to give Mrs GEK any children. They decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the surrogate father was to...
One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he managed for sex. "What's...
Before his marriage, young Thomas took vacation every year. He was a golf addict and spent two weeks in Naples. During one of his trips, he met a young &...
The World's Top Six Women Drivers Sixth Place Fifth Place Fourth Place Third Place (Bronze) Second Place (Silver) 1st Place (World Champion!) Please Note: ONLY...
Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing...
Mr Chua Ah Wah had just finished reading the book, 'MAN OF THE HOUSE'. He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her...
A guy walks into a bar and notices a very large jar on the counter and sees it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. The man guesses there must be thousands of...
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