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A Christmas Story for people having a bad day: When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and...
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Hi SMART.com kakis, Please be informed that we have postponed the SMART.com 11 to 6 December 2008, Sat. We hope to have your support with the new date. For...
SMART.com Challenge 11 The SMART.com challenge 11 will be held at the Pulai Course on Saturday 1st November 2008 morning. The rate is $60 for Pulai Springs...
The 11th Husband.... A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to...
    TAKING A WOMAN TO BED What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78? At 8 -- You  take her to  bed and tell...
Ah Beng, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire himself out as a handyman and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. He went to the front door of the ...
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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my...
A Scotsman was heading out to the pub and turned to his wee wife before leaving... 'Jackie - put your hat and coat on lassie.' 'Awe John that's nice - are you...
My dear Jagjit, I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast. We are not...
An elderly couple had been dating for some time. Finally they decided it might be time for marriage. But before tying the knot, they went out for a heart to...