Hi All

Here are some photos from SMART.com Challenge 10.  If you have
photos of the event please post in this folder to share with members.
Alternatively you can send it to me for posting.

http://sports.ph.groups.yahoo.com/group/SMART_dot_com/spshow/d0ef?
b=1&m=s

I manage to get see the attachment liao but thru alot
of clicking here and there.

Thanks.


--- sun zi <sunzi8888@...> wrote:

> Yeah, I know.  There is something not right about
> the Yahoo webpage.
>
>   It happen to all past msgs which were in order but
> now have missing attachments and out-of-place
> wordings.  I cant even upload your template and have
> to do attachment instead.  I may have to recall
> Shyller for help.
>
>   But email messages should be in order, based on
> the msg I rec'd from my email box.  Is that your
> experience too?
>
>   cheers
>
>   Chee Siong
>
> alan koh <alan_kbm@...> wrote:
>           Hi Chee Siong,
>
> I think the ad was not attached.
>
> BTW, thanks for your help.
>
> Cheers
> Alan Koh
>
> --- sun zi <sunzi8888@...> wrote:
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> > Latest Handicap
> > Mobile No.
> > Shirt size
> >
> > click attachment for details
> >
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Hi Chee Siong,

I think the ad was not attached.

BTW, thanks for your help.

Cheers
Alan Koh

--- sun zi <sunzi8888@yahoo.com.sg> wrote:

> SMART.com Challenge 10 is on 28th June 2008.
> Sign up for the Shoot-out by emailing your details
> to Alan at alan@metafusion.com.sg
> Name
> Membership No
> Latest Handicap
> Mobile No.
> Shirt size
>
> click attachment for details
>
>
> ---------------------------------
>
> Search. browse and book your hotels and flights
> through Yahoo! Travel
>

Hi Chee Siong,

I think the ad was not attached.

BTW, thanks for your help.


Cheers
Alan Koh





--- sun zi <sunzi8888@...> wrote:

> SMART.com Challenge 10 is on 28th June 2008.
>   Sign up for the Shoot-out by emailing your details
> to Alan at alan@...
>   Name
>   Membership No
>   Latest Handicap
>   Mobile No.
>   Shirt size
>
>   click attachment for details
>
>
> ---------------------------------
>
> Search. browse and book your hotels and flights
> through Yahoo! Travel
>

Search. browse and book your hotels and flights through Yahoo! Travel

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Hi Desmond,
Thanks for the info....scary right ??...seems like
anything can happen over there.

regards,
--- Tan Desmond <desmond5863@...> wrote:

>
> Don’t eat crispy fried food from hawkers,
> particularly in M’sia. Could be cooked with
> plastic to maintain extra crisp.
>
>
>
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Recently, while going through an airport during one of his many
trips, President Bush encountered a man with long grey hair and beard,
wearing a white robe and sandals, holding a staff.

	 President Bush went up to the man and said, "Has anyone told you
that you look like Moses?"

	 The man didn't answer. He just kept staring straight ahead. The
president said, "Moses!" in a loud voice. The man just stared ahead,
never acknowledging the president.

	 The president pulled a Secret Service agent aside and, pointing
to the robed man, asked him, "Doesn't that man look like Moses to you?

	 The Secret Service agent looked at the man and agreed.

	 "Well," said the president, "every time I say his name, he
ignores me and stares straight ahead, refusing to speak. Watch!" Again
the president yelled, "Moses!" and again the man ignored him.

	 The Secret Service agent went up to the man in the white robe
and whispered, "You look just like Moses. Are you Moses?"

	 The man leaned over and whispered back, "Shhhh! Yes, I am Moses.
The last time I talked to a bush, I spent 40 years wandering in the
desert and ended up leading my people to the only spot in the entire
Middle East with no oil."

A timeless lesson on how consultants can make a difference for
an organization.

Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant and
noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt
pocket. It seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought our
water and utensils, I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket.


Then I looked around saw that all the staff had spoons in their
pockets.

When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked, 'Why the
spoon?'


'Well, he explained, 'The restaurant's owners hired a consulting
firm to revamp all our processes. After several months of
analysis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently
dropped utensil. It represents a drop frequency of approximately
3 spoons per table per hour. If our personnel are better prepared,
We can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15
man-hours per shift.'

As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he was able to
replace it with his spare. 'I'll get another spoon next time I go to the
kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now.'

I was impressed. I also noticed that there was a string hanging
out of the waiter's fly. Looking round, I noticed that all the waiters
had the same string hanging from their flies. So before he walked
off, I asked the waiter, 'Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have
that string right there?' 'Oh, certainly!' Then he lowered his voice.
'Not everyone is so observant. That consulting firm I mentioned also
found out that we can save time in the restroom by tying this string
to the tip of our 'you know what'. That way, we can pull it out without
touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening
the time spent in the restroom by 76.39 percent.'

I asked, 'After you get it out, how do you put it back?'

'Well,' he whispered, 'I don't know about the others, but I use
the spoon.

Many of us are guilty of looking at others our own age and thinking,
"Surely, I can't be that old". If you've ever done this, then you'll
appreciate the following.

I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new
dentist.

I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I
remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been
in my high school class some 40-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy
that I had a secret crush on way back then?

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This
balding, grey-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to
have been my classmate.

After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park
High School.

"Yes. Yes, I did. I'm a mustang," he gleamed with pride.

"When did you graduate?" I asked.

"In 1965," he replied. "Why do you ask?"

"You were in my class!" I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely ... and then that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat
ass, grey-haired decrepit son-of-a-b**** asked, "What did you teach?"

Hi Steven,

Sorry miss your email!

Will let you know if anyone interested.

Thank you.


Cheers
Alan Koh




--- HO STEVEN <steven_ho60@...> wrote:

> Hi Alan,
>
> I want to lease out my pulai spring membership too.
> It can be 1 - 3 yrs, it's flexible.
> Pls  let me know if anyone is interested.
>
> Cheers,
>
> Smart.com kaki
> Steven Ho
> 9388 8866.
>
>
> --- Alan Koh <alan_kbm@...> wrote:
>
> > Hi,
> >
> > I have a kaki  who wish to lease his Pulai Spring
> > Membership for 1 to 2 years. If you have any
> > friend who is interested. Please contact me.
> >
> > Thank you.
> >
> >
> > Cheers
> > Alan Koh
> > 9626 0742
> >
> >
>
>
> Steven Ho
>
>
>
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>Subject: The 1500's
>
>The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water

>temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to
be.
>Here are some facts about the 1500s:
>
>
>Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in
>May,and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting
>to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body
>odour. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting
>married.
>
>
>Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the
>house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other
>sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all the
>babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone
>in it. Hence the saying, Don't throw the baby out with the Bath water..
>
>
>Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood
underneath.
>It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and
>other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof When it rained it
>became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the
>roof. Hence the saying, It's raining cats and dogs.
>
>
>There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house.. This
>posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings
>could mess up your nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a
>sheet hung over the top afforded some protection. That's how canopy
>beds came into existence.
>
>
>The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt.
>Hence the saying, Dirt poor. The wealthy had slate floors that would
>get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on
>floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they added
>more thresh until, when you opened the door, it would all start
>slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entranceway. Hence
>the saying a thresh hold.
>
>
>(Getting quite an education, aren't you?)
>
>
>In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that
>always hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things

>to the pot. >They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They

>would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold

>overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes stew had food in
>it that had been there for quite a while. Hence the rhyme, Peas
>porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days
old.
>
>
>Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special.
>When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off.
>It was a sign of wealth that a man could, bring home the bacon. They
>would cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around
>and chew the fat ..
>
>
>Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content

>caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning
>death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400
>years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.
>
>
>Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of
>the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or the
>upper crust.
>
>
>Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would
>sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days. Someone walking
>along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial.
>They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the
>family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they
>would wake up. Hence the custom of holding a wake.
>
>
>England is old and small and the local folks started running out of
>places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the
>bones to a bone-house, and reuse the grave. When reopening these
>coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the
>inside and they realized they had been burying people alive. So they
>would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the
>coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would
>have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the graveyard shift.) to
>listen for the bell; thus, someone could be saved by the bell or was
>considered a dead ringer ..
>
>
>And that's the truth...Now, whoever said History was boring ! ! !

Hi Alan,

I want to lease out my pulai spring membership too.
It can be 1 - 3 yrs, it's flexible.
Pls  let me know if anyone is interested.

Cheers,

Smart.com kaki
Steven Ho
9388 8866.


--- Alan Koh <alan_kbm@...> wrote:

> Hi,
>
> I have a kaki  who wish to lease his Pulai Spring
> Membership for 1 to 2 years. If you have any
> friend who is interested. Please contact me.
>
> Thank you.
>
>
> Cheers
> Alan Koh
> 9626 0742
>
>


Steven Ho



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Hi Alan,

I want to lease out my pulai spring membership too.
It can be 1 - 3 yrs, it's flexible.
Pls  let me know if anyone is interested.

Cheers,

Smart.com kaki
Steven Ho
9388 8866.


--- Alan Koh <alan_kbm@...> wrote:

> Hi,
>
> I have a kaki  who wish to lease his Pulai Spring
> Membership for 1 to 2 years. If you have any
> friend who is interested. Please contact me.
>
> Thank you.
>
>
> Cheers
> Alan Koh
> 9626 0742
>
>


Steven Ho



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