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#262

From: "Alan Koh" <alan_kbm@...>
Date: Wed Oct 3, 2007 9:10 am
Subject: Lease Membership

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Hi,

I have a kaki  who wish to lease his Pulai Spring Membership for 1 to 2 years.
If you have any
friend who is interested. Please contact me.

Thank you.


Cheers
Alan Koh
9626 0742

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#261

From: "Richard" <richard@...>
Date: Fri Aug 24, 2007 4:04 am
Subject: Best Short Joke

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A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.

"Mom" he asked, "are these my brains?"

"Not yet" she replied.

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#260

From: "Richard" <richard@...>
Date: Tue Aug 21, 2007 2:41 am
Subject: A Silent Debate .. A Lesson Communication

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Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all Jews had to convert to Catholicism or leave Italy.

There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the Pope offered a deal.

He would have a religious debate with the leader of the Jewish community.

If the Jews won, they could stay in Italy .

If the Pope won, they would have to leave or convert.

The Jewish people met and picked an aged, but wise, Rabbi Moshe to represent them in the debate.

However, as Moshe spoke no Italian and the Pope spoke no Yiddish, they all agreed that it would be a "silent" debate.

On the chosen day, the Pope and Rabbi Moshe sat opposite each other.

The Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers.

Rabbi Moshe looked back and raised one finger.

Next...the Pope waved his finger around his head.

Rabbi Moshe pointed to the ground where he sat.

The Pope then brought out a communion wafer and a chalice of wine.

Rabbi Moshe pulled out an apple.

With that, the Pope stood up and declared that he was beaten... that Rabbi Moshe was too clever and that the Jews could stay in Italy.

Later, the Cardinals met with the Pope, asking what had happened.

The Pope said, "First, I held up three fingers to represent the Trinity.

He responded by holding up one finger to remind me that there is still only one God common to both our beliefs.

Then, I waved my finger around my head to show him that God was all around us.

He responded by pointing to the ground to show that God was also right here with us.

I pulled out the wine and wafer to show that God absolves us of all our sins.

He pulled out an apple to remind me of the original sin.

He had me beaten at my every move and I could not continue."

Meanwhile...the Jewish community was gathered around Rabbi Moshe.

"How did you win the debate?" they asked.

"I haven't a clue," said Moshe.

"First he said to me that we had three days to get out of Italy , so I gave him the finger!

Then he tells me that the whole country would be cleared of Jews and I said to him we're staying right here."

"And then what?" asked a woman.

"Who knows?" said Moshe, "He took out his lunch so I took out mine."

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#259

From: "Richard" <richard@...>
Date: Mon Aug 13, 2007 3:45 am
Subject: FUNNY HEADLINES

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Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
[Imagine that!]

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[No, really?]

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[Now that's taking things a bit far!]

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
[Not if I wipe thoroughly!]

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[What a guy!]

Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!]

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[See if that works any better than a fair trial!]

War Dims Hope for Peace
[I can see where it might have that effect!]

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
[You think?]

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
[Who would have thought!]

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
[They may be on to something!]

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
[he probably IS the battery charge!]

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
[Weren't they fat enough?!]

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas
in Spacecraft
[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
[Taste like chicken?]

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
[Boy, are they tall!]

And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through
Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

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#258

From: "Sunzi" <sunzi8888@...>
Date: Wed Aug 1, 2007 3:50 pm
Subject: HOW TO FORWARD E-MAIL APPROPRIATELY

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HOW TO FORWARD E-MAIL APPROPRIATELY

Do you really know how to forward e-mails? 50% of us do; 50% DO NOT.

Do you wonder why you get viruses or junk mail? Do you hate it?

Every time you forward an e-mail there is information left over from the people who got the message before you, namely their e-mail addresses & names.  As the messages get forwarded along, the list of addresses builds, and builds, and builds, and all it takes is for some poor sap to get a virus, and his or her computer can send that virus to every e-mail address that has come across his computer. Or, someone can take all of those addresses and sell them or send junk mail to them in the hopes that you will go to the site and he will make five cents for each hit. That's right, all of that inconvenience over a nickel!

How do you stop it? Well, there are several easy steps:

(1) When you forward an e-mail, DELETE all of the other addresses that appear in the body of the message (at the top). That's right, DELETE them. Highlight them and delete them, backspace them, cut them, whatever it is you know how to do. It only takes a second You MUST click the "Forward" button first and then you will have full editing capabilities against the body and headers of the message. If you don't click on "Forward" first, you won't be able to edit the message at all.

(2) Whenever you send an e-mail to more than one person, do NOT use the To: or Cc: fields for adding e-mail addresses. Always use the BCC: (blind carbon copy) field for listing the e-mail addresses. This is the way the people you send to will only see their own e-mail address. If you don't see your BCC: option click on where it says To: and your address list will appear. Highlight the address and choose BCC: and that's it, it's that easy. When you send to BCC: your message will automatically say "Undisclosed Recipients" in the "TO:" field of the people who receive it.

(3) Remove any "FW :" in the subject line. You can re-name the subject if you wish or even fix spelling.

(4) ALWAYS hit your Forward button from the actual e-mail you are reading. Ever get those e-mails that you have to open 10 pages to read the one page
with the information on it? By Forwarding from the actual page you wish
someone to view, you stop them from having to open many e-mails just to see what you sent.

(5) Have you ever gotten an email that is a petition? It states a position and asks you to add your name and address and to forward it to 10 or 15 people or your entire address book. The email can be forwarded on and on and can collect thousands of names and email addresses. A FACT: The completed petition is actually worth a couple of bucks to a professional spammer because of the wealth of valid names and email addresses contained therein. If you want to support the petition, send it as your own personal letter to the intended recipient. Your position may carry more weight as a personal letter than a laundry list of names and email address on a petition. (Actually, if you think about it, who's supposed to send the petition in to whatever cause it supports? And don 't believe the ones that say that the email is being traced, it just aint so!)

(6) One of the main ones I hate is the ones that say that something like, "Send this email to 10 people and you'll see something great run across your screen." Or, sometimes they'll just tease you by saying something really cute will happen IT AINT GONNA HAPPEN!!!!! (Trust me, I'm still seeing some of the same ones that I waited on 10 years ago!) I don't let the bad luck ones scare me either, they get trashed. (Could be why I haven't won the lottery??)            Something really cute: http://tubevube.com/user.php

(7) Before you forward an Amber Alert, or a Virus Alert, or some of the other ones floating around nowadays, check them out before you forward d
them. Most of them are junk mail that's been circling the net for YEARS! Just about everything you receive in an email that is in question can be  checked out at Snopes. Just go to http://www.snopes. com/

Its really easy to find out if it's real or not. If it's not, please don't pass it on.

So please, in the future, let's stop the junk mail and the viruses.

Finally, here's an idea!!! Let's send this to everyone we know (but strip
my address off first, please). This is something that SHOULD be forwarded.

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#257

From: "Richard" <richard@...>
Date: Wed Aug 1, 2007 6:38 am
Subject: The Seed (good read)

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A successful business man was growing old and knew it was time to choose a successor to take over the business.

Instead of choosing one of his directors or his children, he decided to do something different.

He called all the young executives in his company together.

"It is time for me to step down and choose the next CEO," he said. "I have decided to choose one of you."

The young executives were shocked, but the boss continued. "I am going to give each one of you a seed today - a very special seed. I want you to plant the seed, water it

and come back here one year from today with what you have grown from the seed I have given you. I will then judge the plants that you bring, and the one I choose will be the next CEO."

One man, named Jim, was there that day and he, like the others, received a seed.

He went home and excitedly, told his wife the story. She helped him get a pot, soil and compost and he planted the seed.

Every day, he would water it and watch to see if it had grown. After about three weeks, some of the other executives began to talk about
their seeds and the plants that were beginning to grow. Jim kept checking his seed, but nothing ever grew.

Three weeks, four weeks, five weeks went by, still nothing. By now, others were talking about their plants, but Jim didn't have a plant and he felt like a failure.

Six months went by - still nothing in Jim's pot. He just knew he had killed his seed. Everyone else had trees and tall plants, but he had
nothing. Jim didn't say anything to his colleagues, however. He just kept watering and fertilizing the soil - he so wanted the seed to grow.

A year finally went by and all the young executives of the company brought their plants to the CEO for inspection. Jim told his wife that
he wasn't going to take an empty pot. But she asked him to be honest about what happened.

Jim felt sick at his stomach. It was going to be the most embarrassing moment of his life, but he knew his wife was right.

He took his empty pot to the board room. When Jim arrived, he was amazed at the variety of plants grown by the other executives. They were
beautiful--in all shapes and sizes. Jim put his empty pot on the floor and many of his colleagues laughed. A few felt sorry for him!

When the CEO arrived, he surveyed the room and greeted his young executives.

Jim just tried to hide in the back.

"My, what great plants, trees, and flowers you have grown," said the CEO.

"Today one of you will be appointed the next CEO!"

All of a sudden, the CEO spotted Jim at the back of the room with his empty pot. He ordered the financial director to bring him to the front.

Jim was terrified. He thought, "The CEO knows I'm a failure! Maybe he will have me fired!"

When Jim got to the front, the CEO asked him what had happened to his seed.

Jim told him the story.

The CEO asked everyone to sit down except Jim. He looked at Jim, and then announced to the young executives,

"Here is your next Chief Executive! His name is Jim!"

Jim couldn't believe it. Jim couldn't even grow his seed. How could he be the new CEO the others said?

Then the CEO said, "One year ago today, I gave everyone in this room a seed.

I told you to take the seed, plant it, water it, and bring it back to me today. But I gave you all boiled seeds; they were dead - it was not possible for them to grow.

All of you, except Jim, have brought me trees and plants and flowers.

"When you found that the seed would not grow, you substituted another seed for the one I gave you.

Jim was the only one with the courage and honesty to bring me a pot with my seed in it. Therefore, he is the one who will be the new Chief Executive!"

Moral:

If you plant honesty, you will reap trust

If you plant goodness, you will reap friends.

If you plant humility, you will reap greatness.

If you plant perseverance, you will reap contentment

If you plant consideration, you will reap perspective.

If you plant hard work, you will reap success.

If you plant forgiveness, you will reap reconciliation.

So, be careful what you plant now; it will determine what you will reap later.

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#256

From: "Richard" <richard@...>
Date: Tue Jul 24, 2007 8:06 am
Subject: Office Exercise - Cantonese Style (hilarious !)

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Work suxx,,,,,Let's do some exercise in office together heheeeee

1^st: Warming up sam fu kap~~~~~~~~~
kap hei~~~~~~`
fu hei~~~~
ok. now can FONG PEI ~~~
(must read in cantonese)

2^ND: Stretching pom cak cak pom cak cak...

3^rd: the upper body exercise

4rd: lower body exercise (moving to left and back)

5^th: lower body exercise (moving to right and back)

6^th : Head exercise (make sure to do the 2^ndpart, it works!)
LV1: LV2: i got TIE TAO GONG!!! ai...cah~~~~~~~~

7^th: whole body exercise
LV1: LV2: LV3: i wana buang all SUI HEI...

8^th: Jumping exercise: The Pose is the key! but remember to jump!

9^th: relax LV1: LV2: LV3 over: Well done!

money money come...
money money come.....

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#255

From: "Richard" <richard@...>
Date: Tue Jun 26, 2007 4:20 am
Subject: Three Stages of a Man's Life

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SINGLE

Married

Divorced

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#254

From: "Sunzi" <sunzi8888@...>
Date: Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:22 pm
Subject: Chinese Rap About Malaysia & Singapore.

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Enjoy the rap. Must listen !!

http://purefren. net/pureland/ viewArticle. php?essayID= 35440

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#253

From: "Richard" <richard@...>
Date: Fri Jun 8, 2007 2:33 am
Subject: You are what you drive

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See if you fit the profile…. I believe many of us do !

regards,

richard chee...manager...r. meyson marketing pte ltd

994 bendemeer rd...#06-06...singapore 339943

t...65 62920070 f...65 62922515 m...65 96150551

skype id...richardnicolaus64 e... richard@... website... www.cottonplanet.com.sg

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#252

From: Toh Heng Hock <toh_henghock@...>
Date: Wed Jun 6, 2007 5:17 pm
Subject: Fw: Clsoing Note and Results of Smart.com Challenge 9

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Dear Smart Members,

For your info, another set of Smart.com Challenge 9 photos have been uploaded in Smart.com website under Smart.com 9 folder.

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From: sun zi <sunzi8888@...>
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Sent: Friday, 1 June 2007 4:40:11
Subject: Re: Clsoing Note and Results of Smart.com Challenge 9

HI Heng Hock

Can you upload your set of photos at our website? You can put them at the SMART.com 9 Photo folder.

But before you do, downsize them to below 400kb each so as not to "eat up" the file space.

Thanks

Cheers

Soon Chee Siong

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#251

From: Toh Heng Hock <toh_henghock@...>
Date: Mon May 28, 2007 8:25 am
Subject: Re: Photos of SMART.com 9

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Hi Chee Siong,

Thank you very much for your kind assistance.

----- Original Message ----
From: Sunzi <sunzi8888@...>
To: SMART_dot_com@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Sunday, 27 May 2007 10:22:26
Subject: [SMART_dot_com] Photos of SMART.com 9

Hi All

A big thank you to the OC for SMART.com 9 for their time and effort in organizing the event, and the participants for making it a successful and enjoyable one.

Some of the photos are posted on our website. Please click on the address below to view:

http://sports. ph.groups. yahoo.com/ group/SMART_ dot_com/spshow/ bdce?b=1&m=s

Do feel free to add your comments on the photos.

Cheers

Sunzi

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#250

From: "Sunzi" <sunzi8888@...>
Date: Sun May 27, 2007 3:15 pm
Subject: Intoduce yourself at our members' webpage

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Hi All again

Shoudl you want photos that are posted on the website for SMART.com Challenge 9, do send in your request to me. But you will need broadband to download the file as each frame is about 2 -3 MB. Otherwise, you can copy them from the site itself. They are in 100K - 500K size resolution.

Your are also encourage to intoduce yourself at our members' webpage. Please click on the address below to start your input:

http://sports.ph.groups.yahoo.com/group/SMART_dot_com/photos/browse/611e

Once you are on that page, click "Add Photo" at the bottom center right-hand corner of the page.

At "Add Photo" page, click browse to search for your photo in your PC, thumbdrive, or CD, add comment about yourself and click "Add Now" at the bottom of the page.

Cheers

Sunzi

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#249

From: "Sunzi" <sunzi8888@...>
Date: Sun May 27, 2007 2:22 pm
Subject: Photos of SMART.com 9

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Hi All

A big thank you to the OC for SMART.com 9 for their time and effort in organizing the event, and the participants for making it a successful and enjoyable one.

Some of the photos are posted on our website. Please click on the address below to view:

http://sports.ph.groups.yahoo.com/group/SMART_dot_com/spshow/bdce?b=1&m=s

Do feel free to add your comments on the photos.

Cheers

Sunzi

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#246

From: Toh Heng Hock <toh_henghock@...>
Date: Wed May 23, 2007 4:21 am
Subject: Fw: Updte on Flight Arrangements and Handicap for new comers - Smart.com Challenge 9

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Dear Smart.com members,

As you know, lightning is one of dangerous natural phenomenon that will threatening your personal safety during inclement weather, especially when you are caught in the mid of the golf course.

I have attached an article on Lightning Safety for your perusal. This article may be useful and beneficial to those golfers who are having their golf game during inclement weather.

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Sent: Tuesday, 22 May 2007 4:06:54
Subject: [SMART_dot_com] Updte on Flight Arrangements and Handicap for new comers - Smart.com Challenge 9

Dear Smart.com Challenge 9 participants,

In order to follow the dandicap system set by the Founder and the Handicap Committee, we have made minor amendments to some of the new comers's handicap based on the following:

Handicap 18 and below - cut 2 strokes

Handicap 19 to 36 - cut 3 strokes

Below are the updated flights arrangements with revised handicap. The areas of amendments are highlighted in 'Red' for easy reference.

Division A - Pulai 1st Tee cross over to Melana 10th Tee

1^st Flight - 07.49am H/cap

Melvin Aw 8

Toh Heng Hock 9

Jeffery Tan Meng Wah 11

Eric Goh Eng Kee 12

2^nd Flight - 07.56am H/cap

Toa Sin Min 5

Daniel Gair 8

Tai Hwee Tiong 12

Steven Tee 16

3^rd Flight - 08.03am H/cap

Steven Ho 9

Andrew Lim 9

Anthony Cheng 13

Roy Khoo Teng Guan 18

4^th Flight - 08.17am H/cap

Leow Mee Yek 8

Cindy Wong 17

Suszzi Tan 16

5^th Flight - 08.10am H/cap

Chua Hock Wah 15

Stephen Kow 16

Wong Fook Heng 18

Goh Chee Sian 18

6^th Flight - 08.24am H/cap

Richard Wong 17

Steven Fong 17

Marcus Liu 18

Toh San Peng 18

Division B - Pulai 10th Tee cross over to Pulai 1st Tee

1^st Flight - 07.49am H/cap

Tracy Gonh 24

Grace Lim Lay Hua 23

Jessie Foo 23

Yah Suat Tee 31

2^nd Flight - 07.56am H/cap

Richard Chee 22

Teng Yuen Yuen 19

Ng Chong Liang 22

Desmond Tan 24

3^rd Flight - 08.03am H/cap

Robin Chua 19

Arthur Quek 21

Peter Lim 23

Lee Kwek Kiong 24

4^th Flight - 08.10am H/cap

Ho Kim Ping 20

Thomas Low 21

Irene Saw 24

Jessie Ng 31

5^th Flight - 08.17am H/cap

Willie Chia 14

Peter Heng 24

Cindy Lee 31

Cynthia Khoo 32

6^th Flight - 08.24am H/cap

Soon Chee Siong 24

Thomas Er Sung Choon 24

Raymond Sng 24

7^th Flight - 08.31am H/cap

Richard Kwok 24

Tang Wai Hong 21

Jimmy Kasenda 24

Jeffery Teo Kwang Seah 24

Please br reminded that the goodies bags are ready for collection on Thursday, 24 May 07 at Orchid Country Club Driving Range, 2nd level, Orchid Tavern from 7.00pm to 9.30 pm. If you are to make it on the night, please get your friend to collect the goodies bags and pay the registration fee on your behalf as the OCs will encounter difficuty in bringing the goodies to PSRB through Malaysia Custom.

We thank you for your co-operation and hope to see all of you on this Thursday night and Saturday morning.

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#243

From: Toh Heng Hock <toh_henghock@...>
Date: Tue May 22, 2007 8:06 am
Subject: Updte on Flight Arrangements and Handicap for new comers - Smart.com Challenge 9

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Dear Smart.com Challenge 9 participants,

In order to follow the dandicap system set by the Founder and the Handicap Committee, we have made minor amendments to some of the new comers's handicap based on the following:

Handicap 18 and below - cut 2 strokes

Handicap 19 to 36 - cut 3 strokes

Below are the updated flights arrangements with revised handicap. The areas of amendments are highlighted in 'Red' for easy reference.

Division A - Pulai 1st Tee cross over to Melana 10th Tee

1^st Flight - 07.49am H/cap

Melvin Aw 8

Toh Heng Hock 9

Jeffery Tan Meng Wah 11

Eric Goh Eng Kee 12

2^nd Flight - 07.56am H/cap

Toa Sin Min 5

Daniel Gair 8

Tai Hwee Tiong 12

Steven Tee 16

3^rd Flight - 08.03am H/cap

Steven Ho 9

Andrew Lim 9

Anthony Cheng 13

Roy Khoo Teng Guan 18

4^th Flight - 08.17am H/cap

Leow Mee Yek 8

Cindy Wong 17

Suszzi Tan 16

5^th Flight - 08.10am H/cap

Chua Hock Wah 15

Stephen Kow 16

Wong Fook Heng 18

Goh Chee Sian 18

6^th Flight - 08.24am H/cap

Richard Wong 17

Steven Fong 17

Marcus Liu 18

Toh San Peng 18

Division B - Pulai 10th Tee cross over to Pulai 1st Tee

1^st Flight - 07.49am H/cap

Tracy Gonh 24

Grace Lim Lay Hua 23

Jessie Foo 23

Yah Suat Tee 31

2^nd Flight - 07.56am H/cap

Richard Chee 22

Teng Yuen Yuen 19

Ng Chong Liang 22

Desmond Tan 24

3^rd Flight - 08.03am H/cap

Robin Chua 19

Arthur Quek 21

Peter Lim 23

Lee Kwek Kiong 24

4^th Flight - 08.10am H/cap

Ho Kim Ping 20

Thomas Low 21

Irene Saw 24

Jessie Ng 31

5^th Flight - 08.17am H/cap

Willie Chia 14

Peter Heng 24

Cindy Lee 31

Cynthia Khoo 32

6^th Flight - 08.24am H/cap

Soon Chee Siong 24

Thomas Er Sung Choon 24

Raymond Sng 24

7^th Flight - 08.31am H/cap

Richard Kwok 24

Tang Wai Hong 21

Jimmy Kasenda 24

Jeffery Teo Kwang Seah 24

We thank you for your co-operation and hope to see all of you on this Thursday night and Saturday morning.

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#242

From: "Jeffrey TEO TENARIS" <jteo@...>
Date: Mon May 21, 2007 2:38 am
Subject: Data/info check in philippines

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Hi all,

My friend is trying to check and confirmation whether their customer in Philippines is being conviced for tax evasion by the supreme court in Philippines. Do anyone of you know of any legal advisor or agency can do the search to confirm the above event.

Appreciate if you could advise .

Many thanks.

Jeffrey

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#241

From: Toh Heng Hock <toh_henghock@...>
Date: Fri May 18, 2007 10:42 am
Subject: Collection of Goodies Bags, Tournament Fee Payement and Flight Details - Smart.com Challenge 9

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Dear all Smart.com members,

COLLECTION OF GOODIES BAGS

Please be informed that the goodies bags for Smart.com Challenge 9 will be available for collection on next Thursday, 24 May 07 from 7.00pm to 9.30pm at Orchid Tavern, Orchid Country Club Driving Range, 2nd Level.

Each Smart.com Challenge 9 participant will be given a coupon to exchange for one glass of FOC Tiger Beer at the Orchid Tavern. Subsequent consumption and other expediture will be chagred to individual account. As Tiger is sponsoring us the first glass of FOC beer, the OCs would like to encourage the members to support Tiger, if you intend to buy subsequent glasses of beer at your own account.

COLLECTION OF TOURNAMENT FEE (SGD $60.00)

All Smart.com Challenge 9 participants are requested to make full payment for their torunament fee upon collection of their goodies bags. For those who cannont make it on the night to collect their goodies bags, they can get their friends to collcet the goddies and make payment on their behalf.

WEARING OF SMART.COM CHALLENGE 9 T-SHIRT

All participants are also requested to wear the Smart.com Challenge 9 T-shirt on the day for group photo taking and tournament. Failing which may be subject to disqualification and the OCs reserve the right for making final decision.

FLIGHT DETAILS

Division A - Pulai 1^st Tee cross over to Melana 10^th Tee

1^st Flight - 07.49am H/cap

Melvin Aw 8

Toh Heng Hock 9

Jeffery Tan Meng Wah 11

Eric Goh Eng Kee 12

2^nd Flight - 07.56am H/cap

Toa Sin Min 5

Daniel Gair 8

Tai Hwee Tiong 12

Steven Tee 16

3^rd Flight - 08.03am H/cap

Steven Ho 9

Andrew Lim 9

Anthony Cheng 13

Roy Khoo Teng Guan 18

4^th Flight - 08.17am H/cap

Leow Mee Yek 8

Cindy Wong 18

Suszzi Tan 16

5^th Flight - 08.10am H/cap

Chua Hock Wah 15

Stephen Kow 17

Wong Fook Heng 18

Goh Chee Sian 18

6^th Flight - 08.24am H/cap

Marcus Liu 18

Richard Wong 18

Steven Fong 18

Division B - Pulai 10^st Tee cross over to Pulai 1^st Tee

1^st Flight - 07.49am H/cap

Tracy Gonh 24

Merbal Tan 20

Grace Lim Lay Hua 23

Jessie Foo 24

2^nd Flight - 07.56am H/cap

Tan San Peng 19

Teng Yuen Yuen 19

Ng Chong Liang 22

Desmond Tan 24

3^rd Flight - 08.03am H/cap

Robin Chua 20

Arthur Quek 21

Peter Lim 23

Lee Kwek Kiong 24

4^th Flight - 08.10am H/cap

Ho Kim Ping 20

Thomas Low 21

Irene Saw 25

Jessie Ng 32

5^th Flight - 08.17am H/cap

Willie Chia 14

Peter Heng 24

Cindy Lee 31

Cynthia Khoo 32

6^th Flight - 08.24am H/cap

Richard Chee 22

Soon Chee Siong 24

Thomas Er Sung Choon 24

Raymond Sng 24

7^th Flight - 08.31am H/cap

Richard Kwok 24

Tang Wai Hong 21

Jimmy Kasenda 24

Jeffery Teo Kwang Seah 24

Please note that for those members who had played in the previous Smart.com events, the handicap will based on their Smart Handicap as given by the previous OCs. For those new comers, their handicap are being cut according to the rules and regulations set down by the Handicap Committee.

If you have any issue pertaining to the accuracy of your handicap, please clarify with the Handicap Committee quickly.

Last, but not least, on behalf your the Smart.com Challenge 9 Committe, we wish everybody good health and good luck in the forthcoming tournament.

Can you smell the 'ROCK' >>>> is cooking..................................

and

The Overall Champion of Smart.com Challenge 9 is >>>>Emerging.....

and

"WHO' will be the one? The answer is

'YOU' may the one!

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#239

From: Toh Heng Hock <toh_henghock@...>
Date: Wed May 16, 2007 8:30 am
Subject: Fw: Fwd: Smart.com Challenge 9

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Sorry, omitted the important group - Handicap Committee.

The Handicap Committee comprises the following personnel:

1) Melvin Aw

2) Eric Goh

3) Alan Koh

Should there be any issue on your handicap, pls direct your query to them for clarification.

Melvin, Eric & Alan - Pls assist if any. Thanks.

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Subject: Fw: [SMART_dot_com] Fwd: Smart.com Challenge 9

Dear all Smart.com members,

10 more days from now!>>>>>>> 26 May 07

Pleasae be informed that Smart.com Challenge 9 is confirmed to be held on Saturday, 26 May 07 at Pulai Spring Golf Resort at 07.45am onwards.

Due to small number of players in Division A (0-12) and Division B(13-18), the OCs had decided to revised the tournament category from 3 divisions to two divisions. The revised categories are as follows:

a) Gross Category - Best Gross ( 1 prize)

b) Division A : Hcp 0 - 18 ( 7 prizes)

c) Division B : Hcp 19 - 36 (7 prizes)

Again, due to the current 27 holes available at Pulai Spring and also to shorten down the waiting time, the OC had decided that Division A will tee-off at Pulai Course 1st Tee and cross over to Melana 10th Tee. Division B will tee-off at Pulai Course 10th Tee and cross over to Pulai 1st Tee.

Hole-in-One are available at all the six Pars 3 (4 at Pulai Couse and 2 at Melana Course). The $2,000 cash will be shared accordingly, should there be more than one winners.

The registration will start at 06.45am and group photo taking session will be at 07.30am. The OCs would like to request all participants to register early for group photo taking, so that the tournament can start on time.

As for the collection of goodies bag and flights details, the OCs will be made know to you within couple of days. Please log-on to your email to look up for the latest update.

Eat healthy, sleep well and train harder for the upcoming tournament!

See you on 26 May 07!

,_._,___

Dear all Smart.com members,

It's time to meet again to show your skills in the forthcoming golfing competition.

SMART.com CHALLENGE 9

Date: 26 May 2007

Saturday morning

Pulai Course

       Tee Off time: 8.00 am onwards
    PRICE: $60 for Pulai Spring Members
     $150 for Non Pulai Spring Members

Tournament Category

a) Gross

b) Division A: 0 - 12

c) Division B: 13 - 18

d) Division C: 19 - 36

Format of Play : Stableford

Hole-In-One

$2,000 Cash (All Pars 3)

Sponsored by Mr Toh San Peng

Tournament Group size: 12 to 15 flights

Please register early to avoid disappointment

Closing Date : 20 April 2007

Registration

Please provide the following details to confirm your

participation:

a) Name:

b) Membership Number:

c) T-shirt Size:

d) Current PSR Handicap:

To ensure complete registration, members are encouraged to register their participation via e-mail and copy to all of the following e-mail address to avoid dispute on timing record.

Tracy Gonh at Tracy.Gonh@...

Toh Heng Hock at toh_henghock@...

Jerrery Tan at sinquali@...

A Registration Form for Smart.com Challenge 9 will also be put up at the PSR Notice Board for members to sign up for this tournment.

You are encouraged to invite your friends to join the Smart.com Group and/or participate in the event. As some of the members might be out of town, please also inform them for registration if you know that they intend to take part in the competition.

Organizing Committee
Tracy Gonh (Chairman) (97234961)
Toh Heng Hock (96716294 / 96420881)

Jeffery Tan (98331728)

Chew Chin Seng

Toh San Peng (96371830)

Handicap Committee
Melvin Aw
Anthony Cheng

Eric Goh

Tournament Trophy Winners
Overall Champion: Lowest Gross Score (One Winner)
Division A (Top 3 Highest Stableford Score)
Division B (Top 3 Highest Stableford Score)
Division C (Top 3 Highest Stableford Score)

Tournament Fee

Fee includes buggy fee, green fee, goodies bag, lucky draw prizes and post game lunch.

The first 48 registered participant will receive an elegantly designed T-shirt with SMART.com logo, the rest are subject to availability.

Due to budget constraint and the increase of in additional

trophys and prizes as well as to provide a better quality polo T-shirt for the participants, the OCs have decided to increase

tournament fee to $60.00. We appreciate your understandings and look forward to your active support in this tournament.

Rules and Regulations - Ties

Official count back ("OCB") on stableford-points from B9, F9, B6, F6, B3, F3. If this is still tie, OCB on gross score from hole 18, 17�..1.

Upon the request by OC/HC, player shall produce a valid HCP card of not more than 2 months failing which will result in automatic disqualification.

Bad Weather Contingency Plan

Should the occurrence of inclement weather result in the competitors inability to complete 9 holes, the competition is deemed to be cancelled. All trophies shall be kept for the next competition. Lucky draw prizes will continue to be given away.

If at least 9 holes has been completed, the first 9 completed holes will be used in determining the results.

Sponsors

We appreciates and welcome all sponsors, in whatever form, value or quantity. All sponsors will be acknowledged.

If you wish to be a sponsor for the event or know of a company that may wish to sponsor such events, do direct your sponsorship or the name of the prospective sponsor to the orgnaing committee at the email address and mobile numbers as stated above.

Amendments
The Organizing Committee reserves the rights to amend the Rules and Regulations, the HCP and OCB guidelines of the tournament from time to time as they deem fit and all decisions made shall be final.

BEST OF LUCK TO ALL PARTICIPANTS.

Toh Heng Hock
for Chiairman of
SMART.com Challenge 9
Organizing Committee

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#238

From: Toh Heng Hock <toh_henghock@...>
Date: Wed May 16, 2007 8:11 am
Subject: Fw: Fwd: Smart.com Challenge 9

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Dear all Smart.com members,

10 more days from now!>>>>>>> 26 May 07

Pleasae be informed that Smart.com Challenge 9 is confirmed to be held on Saturday, 26 May 07 at Pulai Spring Golf Resort at 07.45am onwards.

a) Gross Category - Best Gross ( 1 prize)

b) Division A : Hcp 0 - 18 ( 7 prizes)

c) Division B : Hcp 19 - 36 (7 prizes)

Hole-in-One are available at all the six Pars 3 (4 at Pulai Couse and 2 at Melana Course). The $2,000 cash will be shared accordingly, should there be more than one winners.

As for the collection of goodies bag and flights details, the OCs will be made know to you within couple of days. Please log-on to your email to look up for the latest update.

Eat healthy, sleep well and train harder for the upcoming tournament!

See you on 26 May 07!

,_._,___

Dear all Smart.com members,

It's time to meet again to show your skills in the forthcoming golfing competition.

SMART.com CHALLENGE 9

Date: 26 May 2007

Saturday morning

Pulai Course

       Tee Off time: 8.00 am onwards
    PRICE: $60 for Pulai Spring Members
     $150 for Non Pulai Spring Members

Tournament Category

a) Gross

b) Division A: 0 - 12

c) Division B: 13 - 18

d) Division C: 19 - 36

Format of Play : Stableford

Hole-In-One

$2,000 Cash (All Pars 3)

Sponsored by Mr Toh San Peng

Tournament Group size: 12 to 15 flights

Please register early to avoid disappointment

Closing Date : 20 April 2007

Registration

Please provide the following details to confirm your

participation:

a) Name:

b) Membership Number:

c) T-shirt Size:

d) Current PSR Handicap:

To ensure complete registration, members are encouraged to register their participation via e-mail and copy to all of the following e-mail address to avoid dispute on timing record.

Tracy Gonh at Tracy.Gonh@...

Toh Heng Hock at toh_henghock@...

Jerrery Tan at sinquali@...

A Registration Form for Smart.com Challenge 9 will also be put up at the PSR Notice Board for members to sign up for this tournment.

Organizing Committee
Tracy Gonh (Chairman) (97234961)
Toh Heng Hock (96716294 / 96420881)

Jeffery Tan (98331728)

Chew Chin Seng

Toh San Peng (96371830)

Handicap Committee
Melvin Aw
Anthony Cheng

Eric Goh

Tournament Fee

Due to budget constraint and the increase of in additional

trophys and prizes as well as to provide a better quality polo T-shirt for the participants, the OCs have decided to increase

tournament fee to $60.00. We appreciate your understandings and look forward to your active support in this tournament.

Bad Weather Contingency Plan

Sponsors

Toh Heng Hock
for Chiairman of
SMART.com Challenge 9
Organizing Committee

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#236

From: "Richard" <richard@...>
Date: Mon May 7, 2007 10:40 am
Subject: Psychopath Test

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Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the
bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it
reads.

No one I know has gotten it right.

A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy whom she
did not know. She thought this guy was amazing. She believed him to be
her dream guy so much, that she fell in love with him right there, but
never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later
she killed her sister.


Question: What is her motive for killing her sister?


[Give this some thought before you answer, see answer below]



































Answer:
She was hoping the guy would appear at the funeral again.

If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was
a test by a famous American Psychologist used to determine if one has
the same mentality as a killer.

Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered the
question correctly.

If you didn't answer the question correctly, good for you.

If you got the answer correct, please let me know so I can take you
off my e-mail list!

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#235

From: "Richard" <richard@...>
Date: Mon Apr 30, 2007 2:48 am
Subject: A Silly Guy

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I went to the supermarket and noticed an attractive woman waving at me.

She says hello.

I'm rather taken aback because I can't place where I know her from.

So I say, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the

father of one of my kids."

Now my mind travels back to the only time I have ever been unfaithful to

my wife, and say, "Are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I

had sex with on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your

partner whipped my butt with a wet celery?"

She looks into my eyes and says calmly, "No, what I meant was that I'm

your daughter's teacher."

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#234

From: "Richard" <richard@...>
Date: Mon Apr 30, 2007 1:31 am
Subject: Big Picture

richardnicol...

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Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to

someone else...

One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll

give you a $100 if you let me screw you. But the girl said NO.

Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend

down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. "

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her

boyfriend... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he

won't even be able to get his pants down."

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the

boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.

Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.

She responded, "The bastard used coins!"

Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety

before agreeing to it and getting Screwed.

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#232

From: rogerlee <rogerlee@...>
Date: Thu Apr 12, 2007 4:05 pm
Subject: Latest medical Technology!!AMAZING PICS OF DEVELOPMENT OF A FOETUS.

lee_kum_wah

Sponsored by Mr Toh San Peng

Tournament Group size: 12 to 15 flights

Please register early to avoid disappointment

Closing Date : 20 April 2007

Registration

Please provide the following details to confirm your

participation:

a) Name:

b) Membership Number:

c) T-shirt Size:

d) Current PSR Handicap:

To ensure complete registration, members are encouraged to register their participation via e-mail and copy to all of the following e-mail address to avoid dispute on timing record.

Tracy Gonh at Tracy.Gonh@...

Toh Heng Hock at toh_henghock@...

Jerrery Tan at sinquali@...

A Registration Form for Smart.com Challenge 9 will also be put up at the PSR Notice Board for members to sign up for this tournment.

Organizing Committee
Tracy Gonh (Chairman) (97234961)
Toh Heng Hock (96716294 / 96420881)

Jeffery Tan (98331728)

Chew Chin Seng

Toh San Peng (96371830)

Handicap Committee
Melvin Aw
Anthony Cheng

Eric Goh

Tournament Fee

Due to budget constraint and the increase of in additional

trophys and prizes as well as to provide a better quality polo T-shirt for the participants, the OCs have decided to increase

tournament fee to $60.00. We appreciate your understandings and look forward to your active support in this tournament.

Bad Weather Contingency Plan

Sponsors

Toh Heng Hock
for Chiairman of
SMART.com Challenge 9
Organizing Committee

Real people. Real questions. Real answers. Share what you know.

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#215

From: Toh Heng Hock <toh_henghock@...>
Date: Thu Apr 5, 2007 4:50 pm
Subject: Smart.com Challenge 9

toh_henghock

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Dear all Smart.com members,

It's time to meet again to show your skills in the forthcoming golfing competition.

SMART.com CHALLENGE 9

Date: 26 May 2007

Saturday morning

Pulai Course

       Tee Off time: 8.00 am onwards
    PRICE: $60 for Pulai Spring Members
     $150 for Non Pulai Spring Members

Tournament Category

a) Gross

b) Division A: 0 - 12

c) Division B: 13 - 18

d) Division C: 19 - 36

Format of Play : Stableford

Hole-In-One

$2,000 Cash (All Pars 3)

Sponsored by Mr Toh San Peng

Tournament Group size: 12 to 15 flights

Please register early to avoid disappointment

Closing Date : 20 April 2007

Registration

Please provide the following details to confirm your

participation:

a) Name:

b) Membership Number:

c) T-shirt Size:

d) Current PSR Handicap:

To ensure complete registration, members are encouraged to register their participation via e-mail and copy to all of the following e-mail address to avoid dispute on timing record.

Tracy Gonh at Tracy.Gonh@...

Toh Heng Hock at toh_henghock@...

Jerrery Tan at sinquali@...

A Registration Form for Smart.com Challenge 9 will also be put up at the PSR Notice Board for members to sign up for this tournment.

Organizing Committee
Tracy Gonh (Chairman) (97234961)
Toh Heng Hock (96716294 / 96420881)

Jeffery Tan (98331728)

Chew Chin Seng

Toh San Peng (96371830)

Handicap Committee
Melvin Aw
Anthony Cheng

Eric Goh

Tournament Fee

Due to budget constraint and the increase of in additional

trophys and prizes as well as to provide a better quality polo T-shirt for the participants, the OCs have decided to increase

tournament fee to $60.00. We appreciate your understandings and look forward to your active support in this tournament.

Bad Weather Contingency Plan

Sponsors

Toh Heng Hock
for Chiairman of
SMART.com Challenge 9
Organizing Committee

Real people. Real questions. Real answers. Share what you know.

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#214

From: rogerlee <rogerlee@...>
Date: Wed Apr 4, 2007 4:04 pm
Subject: Bra Codes -----Too funny not to share]

lee_kum_wah

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