ANGER MANAGEMENT When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out...
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out...
I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken...
HOW HAVE YOUR GAME PROGRESSED SINCE YOUR FIRST GAME WITH SMART.com? Name Game Progress 2006 2005 2003 S.com 8 Gross Score S.com 7 Gross Score S.com 6 Gross...
There once was a Red Indian whose given name was "Onestone". So because he had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him...
Hi guys Are you looking for country club facilities without the cost? Do you want to get to play at various golf courses in Singapore & Malaysia each month? ...
Hi guys Remember the first prize for the previous SMART.com 7? It was a five-star hotel stay at hotel Empire Hotel & Country Club worth S$523!!!! Allen Kelly...
Helping a friend to announce. For those of u who find something u want below, do go there to take a look. ... GARAGE SALE (CHEAP 2ND HAND ITEMS!) Some of the...
Dear all, Please be informed that as of today, we have 49 participants signed up for the Smart.com Golf Challenge 8. Please refer to the spreadsheet below to...
Date: 10/12/06 05:47:55 Subject: News Release Microsoft reported today that it has developed computer chips that can store and play music inside women's...
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr....
Dear all, As of today, the OC has obtained the following items and event from the various sponsors. Thanks to the hardwork from the various smart.com team ...
SMART.Com Challenge 8 Guidelines on HCP & OCB A) Handicap (HCP) 1) One HCP point cut shall be applied for every 2 stableford-points above 36, subject to a...
Dear All SMART.com members, IT IS ALMOST HALF A YEAR SINCE THE LAST ROUND OF SMART COMPETITION, IT IS NOW SHOW TIME AGAIN!!! WE WANT TO SEE HOW WELL YOU HAVE...
Hard of hearing An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a...
... From: Sent: Tuesday, October 03, 2006 4:26 PM Subject: IF YOU DRIVE TO JB FOR FOOD OR RECREATION, HERE'S ONE MORE REAL-CASE WARNING A PUBLIC-AWARENESS...
Three third graders, an Irish kid, an Italian kid and a Hillbilly kid are in the playground at recess. One of them suggests that they play a new game. "Let's...
Two priests decided to go to Hawaii for a vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as...
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the...
The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you...
Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them "It'sa illegala to putta 5 people in a...
On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past.? For this, I will give...
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"...
Poem by Ong Ah Bee Recently, my white MP, Kok on my door, and very kek ki.. Say 'Ive worked so hard, so vote for me', 'Or rubbish won't be cleared, in your...
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