From: Sent: Tuesday, October 03, 2006 4:26 PM Subject: IF YOU DRIVE TO JB FOR FOOD OR RECREATION, HERE'S ONE MORE REAL-CASE WARNING
A PUBLIC-AWARENESS SERVICE
Be warned !!
From:( Name withheld at request of last writer ) Sent: Tuesday, October 03, 2006 4:02 PM To:Young Kuan-Sing Subject: Please help to broadcast
Hi Mr Young,
I often receive your emails and information.
I would like to relate to you what happened to us this morning.
On our way to
Malaysia, most of the time, we will drop by this famous restaurant known as Restaurant Ah Koong Sdn Bhd (located at 266, Jalan Sutera, Taman Sentosa, 80150, Johor Bahru. Tel: 07-3313621). JB As recommended by friends, this restaurant serves good noodles, fish balls, yong tau foo and most importantly, they have an open carpark directly opposite the restaurant where we could watch our car and eat at the same time.
We were there this morning between 10.30am to 10.45am. As usual, we parked at the open carpark and have our meal at the restaurant. After we had our meal, we walked back to our car around 11.15am; we were shocked by the sight of our car (see pictures enclosed). There are some blood stains left by the culprit who smashed the window. Our smart tag machine, cash card and a pair of ladies sunglass were found missing. Luckily, we had locked our notebooks in the car boot.
To our surprise, within the next 5 mins, a guy from a nearby repair shop asked whether we have
any intentions to repair and he offered us his service to repair at his nearby workshop. We decided to head straight home after this incident and have our car repaired in Singapore.
What surprises us most is that Restaurant Ah Koong Sdn Bhd hired many staff who stands outside the restaurant to cook and serve customers and the carpark located directly opposite. Everybody claimed that they don’t know anything and they have not seen anything. A driver of a Singapore plated car who parked next to our vehicle told us that about 20 mins ago when he parked his car, the incident has already happened.
Appreciate your kind assistance to broadcast to your friends if possible to caution Singaporeans to be extra careful when they drive to Malaysia for leisure or work.
Three third graders,
an Irish kid, an Italian kid and a Hillbilly
kid are in the playground at recess. One of them suggests that they play
anew game.
"Let's see who has the largest weenie," he says.
"Okay." They all agree.
The Italian kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out.
"That's nothing," says the Irish kid. He whips his out. His is a
couple of inches longer.
Not to be outdone, the Hillbilly kid whips his out. It is by far the
biggest.
That night, eating dinner at home, the Hillbilly kid's mother asks
him what he did at school today.
"Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud
from a new book. And during recess, my friends and I
played 'Let's see who has the largest weenie."
"What kind of game is that, honey?" asks the mother.
"Well, me, Anthony and Patrick each pulled out our weenies and I had
the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm a Hillbilly. Is that
true, Mom?"
Mom replies, "No, Honey. It's because you're twenty-three.
Two priests decided to go to Hawaii for a vacation.
They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that
would identify them as clergy.
As soon as the plane landed,
they headed for a store and bought shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.
The next morning, they went
to the beach dressed in their "tourist" garb. They were
sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a
"drop dead gorgeous" topless blonde in a thong bikini came walking
straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare.
As the blonde passed them,
she smiled and said "Good morning, Father, Good morning, Father."
nodding and addressing each of them individually, then passed on by. They were
both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests?
So the next day, they went
back to the store & bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud
you could hear them before you even saw them.
Once again, the two priests
settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a while, the
same gorgeous topless blonde, wearing a G-string, taking her sweet time, came
walking towards them.
Again, she nodded at each of
them, said "Good morning, Father." and started to walk away. One of the priests
couldn't stand it any longer and said. "Just a minute young lady."
"Yes," she replied. "We are priests and proud of it, but I have
to know, how in the world did you know we are priests, dressed as we are?"
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The blonde turned around and
replied, "Father, it's me, Sister Angela."
>, the Chinese
> ways...forget about DHL, UPS or
> even FedEx !!! Enjoy Reading.....
>
> *A family in the Southern Province of China, were
> puzzled when the
> coffin of their dead grandmother arrived from the
> States. It was sent by
> one of the daughters. The dead body was so tightly
> squeezed inside the
> coffin, with no space left in it! When they opened
> the lid, they found a
> letter on top; which read as follows:*
>
> Dear Cousins,
>
> I am sending Ahma body to you since it was her wish
> that she should be
> cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in
> Tung Shin. Sorry, I
> could not come along as all of my paid leaves are
> consumed.
>
> You will find inside the coffin, under Ahma's body,
> 12 cans of
> *Yohmeitsu*, 10 packets of *Swiss chocolates* ! and
> packets of Chinatown
> *Lap Cheong*. Please divide these among all of you.
>
> On Ahma's feet you will find a new pair of *Nike
> Air shoes* (size 10)
> for Ah boy. Also, there are 2 pairs of *shoes *for
> Ah Mei's and Ah
> Lien's sons. Hope the sizes are correct.
>
> Ahma is wearing 6 *CK T-Shirts*. The large size is
> for Ah Bak and the
> others are for my nephews. Just distribute them
> among yourselves.
>
> The 2 new* Armani Jeans* that Ahma is wearing are
> for the boys.
>
> The *Rolex watch* that Lee Ah Bai wanted is on
> Ahma's left wrist.
>
> Kiasu Aunty Pei Pei, Ahma is wearing the *Tiffany
> necklace*, *earrings*
> and *ring* that you asked for. Please take them.
>
> The 6 *white Polo cotton socks* that Ahma is
> wearing must be divided
> among my teenage cousins.
>
> Let me know what else you need as *Ah Kong** *is
> also not keeping well
> nowadays. I can send all required things when our Ah
> Kong goes back
> too............
John
O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me
life, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast
of the night" She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your
toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting
in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary
ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled
leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a
toast about you, Mary."
She said,"Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know,
he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the
other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you
remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went
behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love
to you."
Yes, she says, "I remember it well."
Okay, he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do
it for old times sake?"
"Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy but very good
idea!"
There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this, and
having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these two
old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so
there's no trouble." So he follows them.
They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by walking
sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to
the fence.
The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers.As she leans
against the fence, the old man moves in.
Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching policeman has
ever seen. This goes on for about 10 minutes. Finally, they both collapse
panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed.He thinks
he has learned something about life that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple
struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.The
policeman, still watching thinks this was truly amazing."I've
got to ask them what their secret is."
As the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something
else. You must have had a fantastic sex life together. Is there
some sort of secret to this?"
The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric
fence."
Five Germans in an Audi
Quattro arrive at the Italian border.
The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them "It'sa
illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro."
"Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver
"Quattro meansa four!" replies the Italian official.
"Quattro is just ze name of ze automobile" the Germans says
unbelievingly. "Look at ze dam papers: ze car is designed to karry 5
persons."
"You canta pulla thata one on me-aa!" replies the Italian
customs officer. "Quattro meansa four. You have five-a people ina
your car and thereforea youarra breaking da law!"
The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor
over. I vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence!"
"Sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can'ta come.
He's a busy with da 2 guys in da Uno !!"
"Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or
walks past.? For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said:
That's a long time to be barking.? How about only ten years and I'll give
you back the other ten?"
So God agreed.
On the second day, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do
tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life
span."
The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years?? That's a pretty long
time
to perform.? How about I give you back ten like the Dog?"
And God agreed.
On the third day, God created the cow and said: "You must go into the
field
with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give
milk to support the farmer's family.? For this, I will give you a life span
of sixty years."
The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty
years.? How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"
And God agreed again.
On the fourth day, God created man and said: "Eat, sleep, play, marry and
enjoy your life.? For this, I'll give you twenty years."
But man said: "Only twenty years?? Could you possibly give me my twenty,
the
forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog
gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."
So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy
ourselves.
For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family.
For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren.
And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven:
don't step on the ducks!"
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.
It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their
best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a
duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"
The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes
St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man.
He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all
eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.
She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St.
Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on
... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you
for all of eternity?"
The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"
Recently, my white MP, Kok on my door, and very kekki..
Say 'Ive worked so hard, so vote for me',
'Or rubbish won't be cleared, in your vicinity'..
I said 'Dear MP of my GRC',
'Dun remember u, so please pardon me'..
'I only saw you on TV',
'Dozing off and jiakliao
bee'..
Last GE I voted for thee,
2% up in GST..
Cut CPF and up utility,
Are still very clear in my memory..
5 years later, then you come to me,
Fresh from your slumber of ivory..
Say that only, you can help me,
Escape from a life of poverty..
Just take a drive on CTE,
Count the number, of all the gantries..
Or squeeze a ride on the MRT,
That has not been cleared for ye..
My life since the last GE,
Has been downhill though I voted PAP..
If I vote the same for your sleeping spree,
I can expect the same misery..
So this time round, I vote for somebody,
Who will kachiao you, to productivity..
Forms fill wrong, no big deal to me,
If there's someone to speak up for ah bee..
So dear MP of GRC,
If life no improve, vote u chosimi?
It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but
until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric
expenditure of different sexual activities. Now after original,
thorough, pains-taking and proprietary research, here is an extract
of some of the results.
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent...................... 12 Calories
Without her consent.................... 187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands........................ 8 Calories
With one hand.......................... 12 Calories
With your teeth........................ 85 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection......................... 6 Calories
Without an erection.................... 315 Calories
PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot.............. 92 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary....................... 12 Calories
69 lying down.......................... 78 Calories
69 standing up......................... 112 Calories
Wheelbarrow..................... 216 Calories
Doggy. style...................... 326 Calories
Italian chandelier....................... 912 Calories
ORGASM:
Real............................. 112 Calories
Fake........................... 315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging................... 18 Calories
Getting up immediately................. 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately......816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: IF YOU ARE:
20-29 years old........................ 36 Calories
30-39 years............................ 80 Calories
40-49 years............................ 124 Calories
50-59 years............................ 972 Calories
60-69 years............................ 2916 Calories
70 and over......................... Results still pending
DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly........................... 32 Calories
In a hurry............................ 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door.... 3521 Calories
Hi All members
At the request of some members I have opened up the access of
SMART.com website to the public.
while this will enable members who can't remember their password to
have access to the webpage, it may also access by non-members to
post unwelcome messages or spams.
So if anyone of you encounter such situation please inform Anthony
or myself.
Cheers
Chee Siong
Date: Sun, 7 May 2006 21:15:58 +0800 (CST)
From: sun zi <sunzi8888@...>
Subject: Re: [SMART_dot_com] SMART.com Challenge 7 - Collection of
Goodie Bag
To: Tan Chiam Hai <chiamtan@...>
CC: Anthony Cheng Guang Huei <acheng@...>
the only way i can do away with password is to open it to public
access. the risk is that we may get non-members making unwelcomed
posts, spams or picking members email addresses.
the other way is to create another yahoo email address. I will
approve your membership. what you can then do is to redirect all
your yahoo email to one that you frequently use. do also keep that
email address and password somewhere , like in a Word file. I don't
think your yahoo emails will contain any confidential matters, so it
is not a big deal if someone gets to see it, right.
In the meantime I will coinsider your proposal to "open it to
public" for a "test period" to see if there is any unwelcomed spam.
cheers
Chee siong
Tan Chiam Hai <chiamtan@...> wrote:
Chee Siong,
Some feedback, I always has problem enter into the smart.com website
becasue we need to use the ID and password to enter the member site.
I am not sure whether others have faced the similar problem as me,
In my daily life, we just has too many ID and password need to
remember such as, internet banking, each cradit card account, share
trading account, MIW (army) website, office email website, ATM card,
CPF website etc.and most of these website demand password changes
every 3 months for security reasons. As such, I has forget my
password in smart.com, I think if we can enter the smart.com group
w/o password will be best, otherwise, I personally felt that email
still the best option for communication..
Thanks for reading the mails.
Cheers,
Chiam hai
Some feedback, I always has problem enter into the smart.com website becasue we need to use the ID and password to enter the member site. I am not sure whether others have faced the similar problem as me, In my daily life, we just has too many ID and password need to remember such as, internet banking, each cradit card account, share trading account, MIW (army) website, office email website, ATM card, CPF website etc.and most of these website demand password changes every 3 months for security reasons. As such, I has forget my password in smart.com, I think if we can enter the smart.com group w/o password will be best, otherwise, I personally felt that email still the best option for communication..
Subject: [SMART_dot_com] SMART.com Challenge 7 - Collection of Goodie Bag
Dear Participants of SMART.com Challenge 7
The Organizing Committee of SMART.com Challenge 7 would like to thank the 26 participants who have taken the time to cast their vote for the Pre-tournament Party.However, we regret to inform you that we have to cancel the proposed Pre-tournament, as there were only 10 to 13 members who would be available on any one of the 3 days.
We have fixed the date for the collection of Goodie bags on 19th May from 7.30pm to 9pm at the Green Fairway Driving Range.We will also be collecting the Tournament fee of S$50 at the same time.
If you are unable to collect the Goodie bag and make the payment on that day, please arrange for another member to collect the item and payment on your behalf.Do advise the name of your proxy to Richard Kwok at richard@....
Judging from the response from our recent poll, it is noted that about 20 "Ang Pai" members may not have the habit of opening their emails, or responding to messages sent by SMART.com.If you are aware of such member, please relay this message to them.We will not be bringing goodie bags over to the PSR on the day of the tournament as they may be subjected to custom duties.
Lastly, here is your opportunity to contribute to SMART.com's event.We wish to take this opportune time to invite members who may wish to sponsor any item for the tournament to forward them to Chee Siong at sunzi8888@....All sponsors are welcomed, in whatever form, value or quantity.
The Organizing Committee of SMART.com Challenge 7 would like to thank the 26 participants who have taken the time to cast their vote for the Pre-tournament Party.However, we regret to inform you that we have to cancel the proposed Pre-tournament, as there were only 10 to 13 members who would be available on any one of the 3 days.
We have fixed the date for the collection of Goodie bags on 19th May from 7.30pm to 9pm at the Green Fairway Driving Range.We will also be collecting the Tournament fee of S$50 at the same time.
If you are unable to collect the Goodie bag and make the payment on that day, please arrange for another member to collect the item and payment on your behalf.Do advise the name of your proxy to Richard Kwok at richard@....
Judging from the response from our recent poll, it is noted that about 20 "Ang Pai" members may not have the habit of opening their emails, or responding to messages sent by SMART.com.If you are aware of such member, please relay this message to them.We will not be bringing goodie bags over to the PSR on the day of the tournament as they may be subjected to custom duties.
Lastly, here is your opportunity to contribute to SMART.com's event.We wish to take this opportune time to invite members who may wish to sponsor any item for the tournament to forward them to Chee Siong at sunzi8888@....All sponsors are welcomed, in whatever form, value or quantity.
Enter your vote today! A new poll has been created for the
SMART_dot_com group:
16/05/06 is a better date!
o 16/05/06
o 17/05/06
To vote, please visit the following web page:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SMART_dot_com/surveys?id=12324963
Note: Please do not reply to this message. Poll votes are
not collected via email. To vote, you must go to the Yahoo! Groups
web site listed above.
Thanks!
Hi guys
To-date, we only have 19 out of total of 44 participants who have
responded to the poll and the preferred date for the party are 16th
and 18th of May.
However, we only have 11 members on both dates. This is well below
the minimum 30 members that we are looking for the Pre-tournament
Party.
Hey bros, don't tell me the majority of you don't party?
Singapore Pool, a sponsor for the tournament, will be sending a team
of sweet young things to the pre-tournament party to distribute
their goodie bags. But if we don't get the minimum 30 members of
the party by midnight 1 May, we will have to scrap the party.
Now you wouldn't want to disappoint these ladies, do you?
Over lunch last week, Brother Els has managed to persuade Shyller to
join us at the Party (By the way, she has left my bank for a better
job as a private banker in).
To the 25 bros who have yet to cast their vote, Russell Peters would
have said, "You....be a man, do the right thing!"
....sign-up for the Party, now.
Log on to the poll at:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SMART_dot_com/surveys?id=12320239
and tick the dates that you will be available.
Cheers
Chee Siong
I am okay for 17 may.
Cheers
----- Original Message -----
From: <SMART_dot_com@yahoogroups.com>
To: <SMART_dot_com@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Wednesday, April 26, 2006 11:25 AM
Subject: [SMART_dot_com] New poll for SMART_dot_com
>
> Enter your vote today! A new poll has been created for the
> SMART_dot_com group:
>
> Dear SMART.com Members
>
> The Organizing Committee for SMART.com Challenge 7 plans to organize a
Pre-tournament Party for all participants of the event on one of the
following dates ?May 16th, 17th, or 18th at 7.30 pm. at PCF Golf Club
Fitting Studio, 6 Kung Chong Road #03-00.
>
> The purpose of the party is to for members and sponsors to have a good
time, and to network in an informal setting. We will use the opportunity to
hand out the goodies bags, and brief members on the tournament details.
Light refreshment will be served.
>
> Game booths will be set-up for members to bid their golfing skills against
each other for a token wager of $5 for each booth. The winner takes all.
We will have booths for longest drive (using PCF’s Computerized vector
launch monitor), fastest iron (hitting 20 balls on target in the shortest
time), sharpest chip (chipping 20 balls into a basket), and sharpest long
distant put.
>
> So bring along your driver, favorite iron, wedge and putter and bid you
skills against fellow members and make some bucks before the tournament
proper.
>
> At the same time, get yourself gear and swing all tuned up for the
tournament by getting with the help of PCF’s professional. PCF Golf Club
Fitting Studio has a 2,500 sq feet showroom with fitting facility, a private
outdoor driving range with 3 bays and computerized swing analyzer to
fine-tune your swing.
>
> NOW, HERE IS IMPORTANT PART!
>
> We are conducting this poll because we want as many of you to be able to
attend the party. Please indicate your preferred date(s) to indicate the
days that you will be available. If you are unable to attend on any of the
days, please indicate accordingly.
>
> Please do this IMMEDIATELY upon reading this article, as we will need time
to prepare for the venue specially for you. Simply select the date(s) that
you will be available and send it back to us.
>
> Thank you.
>
> Chee Siong
> Organizing Committee
> SMART.com Challenge 7
>
>
>
> o 16th May
> o 17th May
> o 18th May
> o Unable to Attend
>
>
> To vote, please visit the following web page:
> http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SMART_dot_com/surveys?id=12320239
>
> Note: Please do not reply to this message. Poll votes are
> not collected via email. To vote, you must go to the Yahoo! Groups
> web site listed above.
>
> Thanks!
>
>
>
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>
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>
>
> Yahoo! Groups Links
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>
Our website have this feature for carrying out poll. It will automatically
collate the results. That will save us lots of manual work.
Cheers
Chee Siong
". ." <wongfookheng@...> wrote:
16 May preferred.
Cheers,
Wong Fook Heng
SMART_dot_com@yahoogroups.com
wrote:
Enter your vote today! A new poll has been created for the SMART_dot_com group:
Dear SMART.com Members
The Organizing Committee for SMART.com Challenge 7 plans to organize a Pre-tournament Party for all participants of the event on one of the following dates – May 16th, 17th, or 18th at 7.30 pm. at PCF Golf Club Fitting Studio, 6 Kung Chong Road #03-00.
The purpose of the party is to for members and sponsors to have a good time, and to network in an informal setting. We will use the opportunity to hand out the goodies bags, and brief members on the tournament details. Light refreshment will be served.
Game booths will be set-up for members to bid their golfing skills against each other for a token wager of $5 for each booth. The winner takes all. We will have booths for longest drive (using PCF’s Computerized vector launch monitor),
fastest iron (hitting 20 balls on target in the shortest time), sharpest chip (chipping 20 balls into a basket), and sharpest long distant put.
So bring along your driver, favorite iron, wedge and putter and bid you skills against fellow members and make some bucks before the tournament proper.
At the same time, get yourself gear and swing all tuned up for the tournament by getting with the help of PCF’s professional. PCF Golf Club Fitting Studio has a 2,500 sq feet showroom with fitting facility, a private outdoor driving range with 3 bays and computerized swing analyzer to fine-tune your swing.
NOW, HERE IS IMPORTANT PART!
We are conducting this poll because we want as many of you to be able to attend the party. Please indicate your preferred date(s) to indicate the days that you will be available. If you are unable to attend on any of the days, please indicate accordingly.
Please do this IMMEDIATELY upon reading this article, as we will need
time to prepare for the venue specially for you. Simply select the date(s) that you will be available and send it back to us.
Enter your vote today! A new poll has been created for the SMART_dot_com group:
Dear SMART.com Members
The Organizing Committee for SMART.com Challenge 7 plans to organize a Pre-tournament Party for all participants of the event on one of the following dates – May 16th, 17th, or 18th at 7.30 pm. at PCF Golf Club Fitting Studio, 6 Kung Chong Road #03-00.
The purpose of the party is to for members and sponsors to have a good time, and to network in an informal setting. We will use the opportunity to hand out the goodies bags, and brief members on the tournament details. Light refreshment will be served.
Game booths will be set-up for members to bid their
golfing skills against each other for a token wager of $5 for each booth. The winner takes all. We will have booths for longest drive (using PCF’s Computerized vector launch monitor), fastest iron (hitting 20 balls on target in the shortest time), sharpest chip (chipping 20 balls into a basket), and sharpest long distant put.
So bring along your driver, favorite iron, wedge and putter and bid you skills against fellow members and make some bucks before the tournament proper.
At the same time, get yourself gear and swing all tuned up for the tournament by getting with the help of PCF’s professional. PCF Golf Club Fitting Studio has a 2,500 sq feet showroom with fitting facility, a private outdoor driving range with 3 bays and computerized swing analyzer to fine-tune your swing.
NOW, HERE IS IMPORTANT PART!
We are conducting this poll because we want as many of you to be able to attend the party. Please indicate your preferred date(s) to indicate
the days that you will be available. If you are unable to attend on any of the days, please indicate accordingly.
Please do this IMMEDIATELY upon reading this article, as we will need time to prepare for the venue specially for you. Simply select the date(s) that you will be available and send it back to us.
To-date only 19 of the 44 participants have responded to the Poll.
We need to have ALL your feedback to decide on the best date for the event.
Those who have yet to cast their vote please do so IMMEDIATELY. If you know any of your kakis who have not voted, please contact them to do so before Labor Day on Monday, 1st May 2006. They may not have opened their email.
NOTE you can indicate more than one date on the poll to indicate the days which you will be available. And if can't attend at all, do indicate accordingly, so that we know that all participants have responded, and we can proceed to carry out the preparation ASAP.
The names of those who have casted their votes are as follow:
Enter your vote today! A new poll has been created for the
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Dear SMART.com Members
The Organizing Committee for SMART.com Challenge 7 plans to organize a
Pre-tournament Party for all participants of the event on one of the following
dates – May 16th, 17th, or 18th at 7.30 pm. at PCF Golf Club Fitting Studio, 6
Kung Chong Road #03-00.
The purpose of the party is to for members and sponsors to have a good time, and
to network in an informal setting. We will use the opportunity to hand out the
goodies bags, and brief members on the tournament details. Light refreshment
will be served.
Game booths will be set-up for members to bid their golfing skills against each
other for a token wager of $5 for each booth. The winner takes all. We will
have booths for longest drive (using PCF’s Computerized vector launch monitor),
fastest iron (hitting 20 balls on target in the shortest time), sharpest chip
(chipping 20 balls into a basket), and sharpest long distant put.
So bring along your driver, favorite iron, wedge and putter and bid you skills
against fellow members and make some bucks before the tournament proper.
At the same time, get yourself gear and swing all tuned up for the tournament by
getting with the help of PCF’s professional. PCF Golf Club Fitting Studio has
a 2,500 sq feet showroom with fitting facility, a private outdoor driving range
with 3 bays and computerized swing analyzer to fine-tune your swing.
NOW, HERE IS IMPORTANT PART!
We are conducting this poll because we want as many of you to be able to attend
the party. Please indicate your preferred date(s) to indicate the days that you
will be available. If you are unable to attend on any of the days, please
indicate accordingly.
Please do this IMMEDIATELY upon reading this article, as we will need time to
prepare for the venue specially for you. Simply select the date(s) that you
will be available and send it back to us.
Thank you.
Chee Siong
Organizing Committee
SMART.com Challenge 7
o 16th May
o 17th May
o 18th May
o Unable to Attend
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Thanks!
Thanks for the mail. Unfortunately, as you probably know, I am one of those sleeping member of this great gang. It will cost me some money to fly back to Singopore from HK !
Meanwhile I have sent my rep Anthong Els to participate. I can only support him, as usual from behind, but remotely !
Good game & have fun organizing !
Rgds,
Ultraman Kim
Richard Kwok <richard@...> wrote:
Hi Mr. Tey,
I believe your busy schedule has caused you to miss out the details in our email broadcast earlier.
This is just a gentle reminder that our SMART.com Challenge 7 golf tournament will be held on the Sat, 20th May 2006 at Pulai Spring Resorts Berhad (PSRB), Pulai Course, 8.15am.
If you are interested, please register soonest possible by
providing the following details:
I presume most of you must have already read Mr. Soon Chee Siong's latest postings (13th April 2006) on the SMART.com Website regarding the rescheduling of the tournament to the 20th May, 8.15am, Pulai Course.
Mr Soon had also mentioned that it would be unnecessary for those that had registered earlier to re-register for the tournament and we assume all would be participating on the 20th May, 8.15am, unless you inform us otherwise.
Up till now, we have 35 confirmed participants. For those that still have not registered, please lend us your support and do not delay any further, as we need to provide full details of T-shirt sizes and their breakdown to Mr. Richard Chee by the 25th April 2005 to give him
sufficient time to produce these T-shirts.
Please register now by giving details such as PSR membership number, current handicap, T-shirt size via my email address at
Billy Graham is now 86 years old with
Parkinson's disease.
In January 2000, leaders in Charlotte, North Carolina, invited their favorite son, Billy
Graham, to a luncheon in his honor.
Billy initially hesitated to accept the invitation because he
struggles with Parkinson's disease. But the Charlotte leaders said, "We don't expect a major address.
Just come and let us honor you." So he agreed.
After wonderful things were said about him, Dr. Graham
stepped to the rostrum, looked at the crowd, and said, "I'm reminded today
of Albert Einstein, the great physicist who this month has been honored by Time
magazine as the Man of the Century. Einstein was once
traveling from Princeton on a train when the conductor came down
the aisle, punching the tickets of every passenger. When he came to
Einstein, Einstein reached in his vest pocket. He couldn't find his
ticket, so he reached in his trouser pockets. It wasn't there, so he
looked in his briefcase but couldn't find it. Then he looked in the seat
beside him. He still couldn't find it.
The conductor said, "Dr. Einstein, I know who you
are. We all know who you are. I'm sure you bought a ticket.
Don't worry about it."Einstein nodded
appreciatively. The conductor continued down the aisle punching
tickets. As he was ready to move to the next car, he turned around and
saw the great physicist down on his hands and knees looking under his seat for
his ticket.
The conductor rushed back and said, "Dr. Einstein,
Dr. Einstein, don't worry, I know who you are. No problem.
You don't need a ticket. I'm sure you bought one."
Einstein looked at him and said, "Young man, I too, know who
I am. What I don't know is where I'm going.'"
Having said that Billy Graham continued, "See the suit I'm
wearing?
It's a brand new suit. My wife, my children, and my grandchildren are
telling me I've gotten a little slovenly in my old age. I used to be a
bit more fastidious. So I went out and bought a new suit for this
luncheon and one more occasion.
You know what that occasion is? This is the suit in which
I'll be buried. But when you hear I'm dead, I don't want you to
immediately remember the suit I'm wearing. I want you to remember this:
I not only know who I am ... I also know where I'm going."
The Organizing Committee of SMART.com Challenge 7 wishes to announce that the tournament date will be postponed to 20th May 2006, Saturday morning 8.15am. We have made the decision based on the likelihood that the General Election will be held on the 6th May 2006.
We regret for any inconvenience caused, but as we do like to have as many members to participate in the tournament, the GE will be a major factor to us achieving this primary objective.
On the same note, I would like to request those who have yet to register for the tournament to do so NOW!!!
Do understand that we need time to order and print the polo T-shirts, the sponsors to order the items for goodie bags and prizes etc. So do lend us your co-operation and click on Richard's email address - richard@... - to register your participation for the tournament, together with details of your PSR membership no., current handicap, and your shirt size.
With funds from the United Nations and World Bank, countries that were badly hit by the devastating Tsunami on 26th December 2004 have now put in place the 'New Tsunami Warning System'. According to experts, these systems are very sensitive and accurate in detecting earth's vibration especially when placed along beaches. > >
A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day
there he takes
off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite brunette
walks by and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his
erection, comes over to him and says, "Sir, did you call for me?" The
man
replies, "No, what do you mean?" She says, "You must be new
here, let me
explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called
for me." Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies
down
on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with
her.
The man continued to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna
and as he sat down he farted. Within a few minutes a huge, obese, hairy man
lumbers out of the steam toward him. "Did you call for me?" says the
hairy
man. "No, what do you mean?" says the newcomer. "You must be new
here," says
the hairy man, "it's a rule here that if you fart, it implies that you
called for me." The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a
bench
and has his way with him.
The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where the smiling, naked
receptionist greets him. "May I help you?" she says. The man yells,
"Here is
my membership card, you can have the key back, and you can keep the
$50,000 membership fee." "But sir," she replies, "you've
only been here for
a few hours, you haven't even had the chance to see all our facilities."
The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 58 years old; I get a hard-on once a
month, but I fart 15 times a day."