Two priests decided to go to Hawaii for a vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as...
Three third graders, an Irish kid, an Italian kid and a Hillbilly kid are in the playground at recess. One of them suggests that they play a new game. "Let's...
... From: Sent: Tuesday, October 03, 2006 4:26 PM Subject: IF YOU DRIVE TO JB FOR FOOD OR RECREATION, HERE'S ONE MORE REAL-CASE WARNING A PUBLIC-AWARENESS...
Hard of hearing An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a...
Dear All SMART.com members, IT IS ALMOST HALF A YEAR SINCE THE LAST ROUND OF SMART COMPETITION, IT IS NOW SHOW TIME AGAIN!!! WE WANT TO SEE HOW WELL YOU HAVE...
SMART.Com Challenge 8 Guidelines on HCP & OCB A) Handicap (HCP) 1) One HCP point cut shall be applied for every 2 stableford-points above 36, subject to a...
Dear all, As of today, the OC has obtained the following items and event from the various sponsors. Thanks to the hardwork from the various smart.com team ...
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr....
Date: 10/12/06 05:47:55 Subject: News Release Microsoft reported today that it has developed computer chips that can store and play music inside women's...
Dear all, Please be informed that as of today, we have 49 participants signed up for the Smart.com Golf Challenge 8. Please refer to the spreadsheet below to...
Hi, I will not participate the Smart 8 nor the wine party as I'm stationed in Beijing. Well done with the organization and good luck. Regards, PH Beh...
Helping a friend to announce. For those of u who find something u want below, do go there to take a look. ... GARAGE SALE (CHEAP 2ND HAND ITEMS!) Some of the...
Hi guys Remember the first prize for the previous SMART.com 7? It was a five-star hotel stay at hotel Empire Hotel & Country Club worth S$523!!!! Allen Kelly...
Hi guys Are you looking for country club facilities without the cost? Do you want to get to play at various golf courses in Singapore & Malaysia each month? ...
There once was a Red Indian whose given name was "Onestone". So because he had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him...
HOW HAVE YOUR GAME PROGRESSED SINCE YOUR FIRST GAME WITH SMART.com? Name Game Progress 2006 2005 2003 S.com 8 Gross Score S.com 7 Gross Score S.com 6 Gross...
I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken...
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out...
ANGER MANAGEMENT When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out...
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A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favour?" "Of course. What may I do for you?" "Well,...
Dear friends With Christmas almost upon us, I'd like to extend my heartfelt appreciation to all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me...
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