Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.

When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven:
don't step on the ducks!"

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.
It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their
best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.

St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a
duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"

The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes
St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man.
He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all
eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.

She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St.
Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on
... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.

St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you
for all of eternity?"

The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"

Hello,

This email message is a notification to let you know that
a file has been uploaded to the Files area of the SMART_dot_com
group.

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It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but
until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric
expenditure of different sexual activities. Now after original,
thorough, pains-taking and proprietary research, here is an extract
of some of the results.

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent...................... 12 Calories
Without her consent.................... 187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands........................ 8 Calories
With one hand.......................... 12 Calories
With your teeth........................ 85 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection......................... 6 Calories
Without an erection.................... 315 Calories

PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot.............. 92 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary....................... 12 Calories
69 lying down.......................... 78 Calories
69 standing up......................... 112 Calories
Wheelbarrow..................... 216 Calories
Doggy. style...................... 326 Calories
Italian chandelier....................... 912 Calories

ORGASM:
Real............................. 112 Calories
Fake........................... 315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging................... 18 Calories
Getting up immediately................. 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately......816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: IF YOU ARE:
20-29 years old........................ 36 Calories
30-39 years............................ 80 Calories
40-49 years............................ 124 Calories
50-59 years............................ 972 Calories
60-69 years............................ 2916 Calories
70 and over......................... Results still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly........................... 32 Calories
In a hurry............................ 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door.... 3521 Calories

Hi All members

At the request of some members I have opened up the access of
SMART.com website to the public.

while this will enable members who can't remember their password to
have access to the webpage, it may also access by non-members to
post unwelcome messages or spams.

So if anyone of you encounter such situation please inform Anthony
or myself.

Cheers
Chee Siong



Date: Sun, 7 May 2006 21:15:58 +0800 (CST)
From: sun zi <sunzi8888@...>
Subject: Re: [SMART_dot_com] SMART.com Challenge 7 - Collection of
Goodie Bag
To: Tan Chiam Hai <chiamtan@...>
CC: Anthony Cheng Guang Huei <acheng@...>


the only way i can do away with password is to open it to public
access.  the risk is that we may get non-members making unwelcomed
posts, spams or picking members email addresses.

the other way is to create another yahoo email address.  I will
approve your membership.  what you can then do is to redirect all
your yahoo email to one that you frequently use.  do also keep that
email address and password somewhere , like in a Word file. I don't
think your yahoo emails will contain any confidential matters, so it
is not a big deal if someone gets to see it, right.

In the meantime I will coinsider your proposal to "open it to
public" for a "test period" to see if there is any unwelcomed spam.

cheers
Chee siong



Tan Chiam Hai <chiamtan@...> wrote:
Chee Siong,

Some feedback, I always has problem enter into the smart.com website
becasue we need to use the ID and password to enter the member site.
I am not sure whether others have faced the similar problem as me,
In my daily life, we just has too many ID and password need to
remember such as, internet banking, each cradit card account,  share
trading account, MIW (army) website, office email website, ATM card,
CPF website etc.and most of these website demand password changes
every 3 months for security reasons. As such, I has forget my
password in smart.com, I think if we can enter the smart.com group
w/o password will be best, otherwise, I personally felt that email
still the best option for communication..

Thanks for reading the mails.

Cheers,
Chiam hai

----- Original Message -----

From: Soon Chee Siong

To: SMART_dot_com@yahoogroups.com

Sent: Wednesday, May 03, 2006 12:35 PM

Subject: [SMART_dot_com] SMART.com Challenge 7 - Collection of Goodie Bag

Dear Participants of SMART.com Challenge 7

  

The Organizing Committee of SMART.com Challenge 7 would like to thank the 26 participants who have taken the time to cast their vote for the Pre-tournament Party.  However, we regret to inform you that we have to cancel the proposed Pre-tournament, as there were only 10 to 13 members who would be available on any one of the 3 days.  

We have fixed the date for the collection of Goodie bags on 19^th May from 7.30pm to 9pm at the Green Fairway Driving Range.  We will also be collecting the Tournament fee of S$50 at the same time.

If you are unable to collect the Goodie bag and make the payment on that day, please arrange for another member to collect the item and payment on your behalf.  Do advise the name of your proxy to Richard Kwok at richard@.... 

Judging from the response from our recent poll, it is noted that about 20 "Ang Pai" members may not have the habit of opening their emails, or responding to messages sent by SMART.com.  If you are aware of such member, please relay this message to them.  We will not be bringing goodie bags over to the PSR on the day of the tournament as they may be subjected to custom duties.

Lastly, here is your opportunity to contribute to SMART.com's event.  We wish to take this opportune time to invite members who may wish to sponsor any item for the tournament to forward them to Chee Siong at sunzi8888@....  All sponsors are welcomed, in whatever form, value or quantity. 

Warmest regards

Soon Chee Siong

Organizing Committee

SMART.com

Challenge 7

Dear Participants of SMART.com Challenge 7

The Organizing Committee of SMART.com Challenge 7 would like to thank the 26 participants who have taken the time to cast their vote for the Pre-tournament Party.  However, we regret to inform you that we have to cancel the proposed Pre-tournament, as there were only 10 to 13 members who would be available on any one of the 3 days.  

We have fixed the date for the collection of Goodie bags on 19^th May from 7.30pm to 9pm at the Green Fairway Driving Range.  We will also be collecting the Tournament fee of S$50 at the same time.

If you are unable to collect the Goodie bag and make the payment on that day, please arrange for another member to collect the item and payment on your behalf.  Do advise the name of your proxy to Richard Kwok at richard@.... 

Judging from the response from our recent poll, it is noted that about 20 "Ang Pai" members may not have the habit of opening their emails, or responding to messages sent by SMART.com.  If you are aware of such member, please relay this message to them.  We will not be bringing goodie bags over to the PSR on the day of the tournament as they may be subjected to custom duties.

Lastly, here is your opportunity to contribute to SMART.com's event.  We wish to take this opportune time to invite members who may wish to sponsor any item for the tournament to forward them to Chee Siong at sunzi8888@....  All sponsors are welcomed, in whatever form, value or quantity. 

Warmest regards

Soon Chee Siong

Organizing Committee

SMART.com

Enter your vote today!  A new poll has been created for the
SMART_dot_com group:

16/05/06 is a better date!

   o 16/05/06
   o 17/05/06


To vote, please visit the following web page:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SMART_dot_com/surveys?id=12324963

Note: Please do not reply to this message. Poll votes are
not collected via email. To vote, you must go to the Yahoo! Groups
web site listed above.

Thanks!

Hi guys

To-date, we only have 19 out of total of 44 participants who have
responded to the poll and the preferred date for the party are 16th
and 18th of May.
However, we only have 11 members on both dates.  This is well below
the minimum 30 members that we are looking for the Pre-tournament
Party.

Hey bros, don't tell me the majority of you don't party?

Singapore Pool, a sponsor for the tournament, will be sending a team
of sweet young things to the pre-tournament party to distribute
their goodie bags.  But if we don't get the minimum 30 members of
the party by midnight 1 May, we will have to scrap the party.

Now you wouldn't want to disappoint these ladies, do you?

Over lunch last week, Brother Els has managed to persuade Shyller to
join us at the Party (By the way, she has left my bank for a better
job as a private banker in).

To the 25 bros who have yet to cast their vote, Russell Peters would
have said, "You....be a man, do the right thing!"

....sign-up for the Party, now.

Log on to the poll at:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SMART_dot_com/surveys?id=12320239

and tick the dates that you will be available.

Cheers

Chee Siong

I am okay for 17 may.

Cheers

----- Original Message -----
From: <SMART_dot_com@yahoogroups.com>
To: <SMART_dot_com@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Wednesday, April 26, 2006 11:25 AM
Subject: [SMART_dot_com] New poll for SMART_dot_com


>
> Enter your vote today!  A new poll has been created for the
> SMART_dot_com group:
>
> Dear SMART.com Members
>
> The Organizing Committee for SMART.com Challenge 7 plans to organize a
Pre-tournament Party for all participants of the event on one of the
following dates ?May 16th, 17th, or 18th at 7.30 pm. at PCF Golf Club
Fitting Studio, 6 Kung Chong Road #03-00.
>
> The purpose of the party is to for members and sponsors to have a good
time, and to network in an informal setting.  We will use the opportunity to
hand out the goodies bags, and brief members on the tournament details.
Light refreshment will be served.
>
> Game booths will be set-up for members to bid their golfing skills against
each other for a token wager of $5 for each booth.  The winner takes all.
We will have booths for longest drive (using PCF’s Computerized vector
launch monitor), fastest iron (hitting 20 balls on target in the shortest
time), sharpest chip (chipping 20 balls into a basket), and sharpest long
distant put.
>
> So bring along your driver, favorite iron, wedge and putter and bid you
skills against fellow members and make some bucks before the tournament
proper.
>
> At the same time, get yourself gear and swing all tuned up for the
tournament by getting with the help of PCF’s professional.   PCF Golf Club
Fitting Studio has a 2,500 sq feet showroom with fitting facility, a private
outdoor driving range with 3 bays and computerized swing analyzer to
fine-tune your swing.
>
> NOW, HERE IS IMPORTANT PART!
>
> We are conducting this poll because we want as many of you to be able to
attend the party.  Please indicate your preferred date(s) to indicate the
days that you will be available.   If you are unable to attend on any of the
days, please indicate accordingly.
>
> Please do this IMMEDIATELY upon reading this article, as we will need time
to prepare for the venue specially for you.  Simply select the date(s) that
you will be available and send it back to us.
>
> Thank you.
>
> Chee Siong
> Organizing Committee
> SMART.com Challenge 7
>
>
>
>   o 16th May
>   o 17th May
>   o 18th May
>   o Unable to Attend
>
>
> To vote, please visit the following web page:
> http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SMART_dot_com/surveys?id=12320239
>
> Note: Please do not reply to this message. Poll votes are
> not collected via email. To vote, you must go to the Yahoo! Groups
> web site listed above.
>
> Thanks!
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Yahoo! Groups Links
>
>
>
>
>
>
>

Enter your vote today! A new poll has been created for the
SMART_dot_com group:

Dear SMART.com Members

The Organizing Committee for SMART.com Challenge 7 plans to organize a Pre-tournament Party for all participants of the event on one of the following dates – May 16th, 17th, or 18th at 7.30 pm. at PCF Golf Club Fitting Studio, 6 Kung Chong Road #03-00.

The purpose of the party is to for members and sponsors to have a good time, and to network in an informal setting. We will use the opportunity to hand out the goodies bags, and brief members on the tournament details. Light refreshment will be served.

Game booths will be set-up for members to bid their golfing skills against each other for a token wager of $5 for each booth. The winner takes all. We will have booths for longest drive (using PCF’s Computerized vector launch monitor), fastest iron (hitting 20 balls on target in the shortest time), sharpest chip (chipping 20 balls into a basket), and sharpest long distant put.

So bring along your driver, favorite iron, wedge and putter and bid you skills against fellow members and make some bucks before the tournament proper.

At the same time, get yourself gear and swing all tuned up for the tournament by getting with the help of PCF’s professional. PCF Golf Club Fitting Studio has a 2,500 sq feet showroom with fitting facility, a private outdoor driving range with 3 bays and computerized swing analyzer to fine-tune your swing.

NOW, HERE IS IMPORTANT PART!

We are conducting this poll because we want as many of you to be able to attend the party. Please indicate your preferred date(s) to indicate the days that you will be available. If you are unable to attend on any of the days, please indicate accordingly.

Please do this IMMEDIATELY upon reading this article, as we will need time to prepare for the venue specially for you. Simply select the date(s) that you will be available and send it back to us.

Thank you.

Chee Siong
Organizing Committee
SMART.com Challenge 7



o 16th May
o 17th May
o 18th May
o Unable to Attend


To vote, please visit the following web page:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SMART_dot_com/surveys?id=12320239

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Thanks!










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Dear Participants of SMART.com Challenge7

To-date only 19 of the 44 participants have responded to the Poll.

We need to have ALL your feedback to decide on the best date for the event. 

Those who have yet to cast their vote please do so IMMEDIATELY.  If you know any of your kakis who have not voted, please contact them to do so before Labor Day on Monday, 1st May 2006.  They may not have opened their email.

NOTE you can indicate more than one date on the poll to indicate the days which you will be available.  And if can't attend at all, do indicate accordingly, so that we know that all participants have responded, and we can proceed to carry out the preparation ASAP.

The names of those who have casted their votes are as follow:

If you name or your kakis' names are not listed, please get them to cast it NOW.  The poll will close on 1st May, 2006, midnite.

Log on to the web page below to cast your vote:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SMART_dot_com/surveys?id=12320239

Cheers

Chee Siong

OC SMART.com Challenge 7

Enter your vote today!  A new poll has been created for the
SMART_dot_com group:

Dear SMART.com Members

The Organizing Committee for SMART.com Challenge 7 plans to organize a
Pre-tournament Party for all participants of the event on one of the following
dates – May 16th, 17th, or 18th at 7.30 pm. at PCF Golf Club Fitting Studio, 6
Kung Chong Road #03-00.

The purpose of the party is to for members and sponsors to have a good time, and
to network in an informal setting.  We will use the opportunity to hand out the
goodies bags, and brief members on the tournament details.  Light refreshment
will be served.

Game booths will be set-up for members to bid their golfing skills against each
other for a token wager of $5 for each booth.  The winner takes all.  We will
have booths for longest drive (using PCF’s Computerized vector launch monitor),
fastest iron (hitting 20 balls on target in the shortest time), sharpest chip
(chipping 20 balls into a basket), and sharpest long distant put.

So bring along your driver, favorite iron, wedge and putter and bid you skills
against fellow members and make some bucks before the tournament proper.

At the same time, get yourself gear and swing all tuned up for the tournament by
getting with the help of PCF’s professional.   PCF Golf Club Fitting Studio has
a 2,500 sq feet showroom with fitting facility, a private outdoor driving range
with 3 bays and computerized swing analyzer to fine-tune your swing.

NOW, HERE IS IMPORTANT PART!

We are conducting this poll because we want as many of you to be able to attend
the party.  Please indicate your preferred date(s) to indicate the days that you
will be available.   If you are unable to attend on any of the days, please
indicate accordingly.

Please do this IMMEDIATELY upon reading this article, as we will need time to
prepare for the venue specially for you.  Simply select the date(s) that you
will be available and send it back to us.

Thank you.

Chee Siong
Organizing Committee
SMART.com Challenge 7



   o 16th May
   o 17th May
   o 18th May
   o Unable to Attend


To vote, please visit the following web page:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SMART_dot_com/surveys?id=12320239

Note: Please do not reply to this message. Poll votes are
not collected via email. To vote, you must go to the Yahoo! Groups
web site listed above.

Thanks!

 

Hi Mr. Tey,

 

I believe your busy schedule has caused you to miss out the details in our email broadcast earlier.

 

This is just a gentle reminder that our SMART.com Challenge 7 golf tournament will be held on the Sat, 20th May 2006 at Pulai Spring Resorts Berhad (PSRB), Pulai Course, 8.15am.

 

If you are interested, please register soonest possible by providing the following details:

 

PSRB Membership No.

Current Handicap

T-Shirt size (Asian size)

 

Regards

Richard Kwok

Organizing Committee

SMART.com Challenge 7

 

----- Original Message -----

From: Richard Kwok

To: Anthony Cheng Guang Huei ; Kelvin LEE (SingNet) ; Richard Chee ; Chin Wah Chan ; William Soh (W. Sisters) ; Bas.Winkel@... ; Tan Chiam Hai (Westwood) ; Chu Min En (Private) ; Wong Fook Heng (Philips) ; Gabriel Low (Scotiacapital) ; Chew Chin Seng (DSTA) ; Chia Yong Kwee Willie ; Andrew Lim (Pride-Chem) ; ericgohek@... ; eng-kit.young@... ; HockWah Chua ; Kim Tey (Private) ; Steven Tan (ST) ; Koh Hock Chok (Laohu) ; Kon So (Office) ; Merbel Tan ; Wong Kwok Weng (BOA) ; Lawrence Tang (Bluescope Steel) ; Wong Lock Weng (UBS) ; Markus Dolenga ; mike.lim@... ; Young, Lawrence ; psaroger@... ; Raymond Goh ; Roy Khoo (Private) ; John Yam (Grand City Fashion) ; Roy Gay (Ana) ; Roger Yeo (VW) ; Joseph Seah (Private) ; Melvin Aw (APB) ; Terrence Chan ; Tan Lee Peng (Private) ; Vernon Soh (Pulai) ; Vincent Wong (Private) ; Tang W H (Private) ; sunzi8888@... ; achuthalingam.thayalan@... ; Beh Pang Han (Hotmail) ; stan@... ; MV500002@... ; robinchean@... ; jerry.neeshai@... ; kaychuan@... ; adrianchungfk@... ; Orlando.Tan@... ; Desmond Tan (Yahoo) ; kwekkiong.lee@... ; arthur.quek@... ; Li Ying Kit (Sembcorp Corp & Strategic Dev't) ; Goh Chee Sian (CIMB-GK) ; Wong Fook Heng (Yahoo) ; alan@... ; thomas.ng@... ; leekwang.ng@... ; Thomas Er (Yahoo) ; Teng YY (Inputronics) ; Tan Hwee Tiong (ANZ) ; Jeffrey Teo (Tenaris) ; Lawrence Oh (Singnet) ; Peter Lim (Hydrocar)

Cc: shyller1@...

Sent: Thursday, April 20, 2006 2:51 PM

Subject: SMART.com Challenge 7

Dear All,  

 

I presume most of you must have already read Mr. Soon Chee Siong's latest postings (13th April 2006) on the SMART.com Website regarding the rescheduling of the tournament to the 20th May, 8.15am, Pulai Course.

 

 

Mr Soon had also mentioned that it would be unnecessary for those that had registered earlier to re-register for the tournament and we assume all would be participating on the 20th May, 8.15am, unless you inform us otherwise.

 

Up till now, we have 35 confirmed participants. For those that still have not registered, please lend us your support and do not delay any further, as we need to provide full details of T-shirt sizes and their breakdown to Mr. Richard Chee by the 25th April 2005 to give him sufficient time to produce these T-shirts.

 

Please register now by giving details such as PSR membership number, current handicap, T-shirt size via my email address at

 

richard@...

 

Warmest regards

 

Richard Kwok

on behalf of the

Organizing Committee

SMART.com Challenge 7

For those who have already registered earlier for the 6^th May date, you will not be required to "re-register" for the revised date. 

We will take it that you can play on the 20^th May 2006, unless you advise us otherwise.

If you have registered for a friend of yours who is yet a member of SMART.com, please forward this notice to them.

Warmest regards

Soon Chee Siong

OC SMART.com
Challenge 7

Dear Members

The Organizing Committee of SMART.com Challenge 7 wishes to announce that the tournament date will be postponed to 20th May 2006, Saturday morning 8.15am.  We have made the decision based on the likelihood that the General Election will be held on the 6th May 2006.

We regret for any inconvenience caused, but as we do like to have as many members to participate in the tournament, the GE will be a major factor to us achieving this primary objective.

On the same note, I would like to request those who have yet to register for the tournament to do so NOW!!! 

Do understand that we need time to order and print the polo T-shirts, the sponsors to order the items for goodie bags and prizes etc.  So do lend us your co-operation and click on Richard's email address - richard@... - to register your participation for the tournament, together with details of your PSR membership no., current handicap, and your shirt size. 

Warmest regards

Soon Chee Siong
OC SMART.com
Challenge 7

A heart attack can happen to anyone. If everyone who gets this sends it to

10 people, you can bet that we'll save at least one life.

Let's say it's 6:15 p.m. and you're driving home (alone of course), after

an unusually hard day on the job. You're really tired, upset and

frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that

starts to radiate out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only

about five miles from the hospital nearest your home;unfortunately you

don't know if you'll be able to make it that far.

What can you do? You've been trained in CPR but the guy that taught the

course neglected to tell you how to perform it on yourself.

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, this article

seemed to be in order. Without help, the person whose heart stops beating

properly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left

before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very

vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough

must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the

chest.

Deep breaths and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without

let up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating

normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing

movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.

The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm.In

this way, heart attack victims can get to a hospital.

Tell as many other people as possible about this, it could save their

lives!

For those who have difficulty registering at our Blog, here is the
step-by-step guide to help you.

Firstly, log-on to the website by clicking the address below

http://360.yahoo.com/profile-lYArwT8idqefzjS3f7jw4UXBWWQ-?cq=1

To commence "registration" by clicking on the "+Add" button on the
far left of the webpage, just below the Group photo.

Your will be asked to "sign-in" .

Key-in your "yahoo address" and "password".

Once you are log-in, click "continue" button

You will be asked if you want to add "SMART.com" as your "Favorite"

Tick on the "Invite as a Friend" box and click "Submit"

You may continue to create your own blog if you so wishes.

good luck

      

SMART.com Golf Challenge 7  

HighNN

ShtOut

   

at our  is at

 http://360.yahoo.com/profile-lYArwT8idqefzjS3f7jw4UXBWWQ-?cq=1

 

 

 

We have created the Blog as the website has certain limitations which the blog would be able to do for the members.  In addition to their names, shirt size, current handicap, New members will have to provide their personal details like home address, phone contact, email address, occupation, company, achievements in past tournaments. 

 

 

 

 

Members who have yet to register at our Website or Blog

kindly do so now !!!!

Registration at the website and the blog are  preconditions to participating in this tournament.

 

 



Handicap Committee  

Melvin Aw
Anthony Els
Alan Koh

 

 

Competition Format

Stableford

 

 

 fee includes a polo shirt, pre-tournament lunch, mineral water, buggy fee, goodies bag, lucky draw prizes and post game dinner.

Tee-off Time :  1 pm onwards

Ties    

Official Count Back on gross score starting from hole-18 and in descending order.

Bad Weather Contingency Plan 
Should the occurrence of inclement weather result in the competitors inability to complete 9 holes, the competition is deemed to be cancelled.  All trophies shall be kept for the next competition.  Lucky draw prizes will continue to be given away.  

Size of Polo Shirt
Subject to availability, all registered player will each receive an elegantly designed SMART.com Polo Shirt.  Kindly advise your Asian T-shirt size.

 

 Sponsors   
All sponsors are welcomed, in whatever form, value or quantity.  The more the merrier.  All sponsors will be acknowledged. 

 

If you wish to be a sponsor for the event or know of a company that may wish to sponsor such events, do direct your sponsorship or the name of the prospective sponsor to :

 

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Quinlan and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money;
between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.

Murphy said "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the
butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.

Quinlan said "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!"

Murphy replied "Don't worry - just follow me."

He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of
Guinness and two glasses of Jameson Whisky.

Quinlan said "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will
be in? We haven't got any money!!"

Murphy replied, with a smile "Don't worry, I have a plan, Cheers!"

They downed their drinks. Murphy said "OK, I'll stick the sausage
through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth."

The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out. They
continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.

At the tenth pub Quinlan said "Murphy - I don't think I can do any
more o'this, I'm drunk and me knees are killin' me!"

Murphy said "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub."

A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of
going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and
spending his entire pay cheque.

When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by a very
angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade  befitting
his actions.

Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him. "How would you
like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"

To which he replied. "That would be fine with me."

Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and
went with the same results. Come Thursday, the swelling went down just
enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

WHAT NEEDS TO BE FIXED? - Your Golf Swing or Your Golf Clubs ….



It's easy to say that if you need to better your game, just get
better equipment. But after years of working with golfers on club-
fitting, its very apparent that a fundamentally sound golf swing is
as important in producing a good game of golf as better fitting
equipment.



Thus, if you are wondering whether your short drives are due to poor
technique or ill-fitting equipment…..then NOW it is the time to find
out WHY.



In collaboration with Justin Tang, an authorized instructor of the
World Golf Institute, teaching based on The Golfing Machine ®,  PCF
Club Fitting Studio will be hosting the first-ever FIX YOUR GOLF
session at our private range located at 6 Kung Chong Road #03-00
(next to Leng Kee Road).



All you need to do is bring your driver, 5 iron, 9 iron, SW and let
our professionals do the rest. Justin Tang and Eric See, PCF's Head
Clubmaker, will be on hand to work with you to uncover the mysteries
surrounding your "lack of form".



At the end of the session, you will finally discover the root cause
of whatever is plaguing affecting your game and the appropriate
course of action.



AND DID I MENTION THAT IT'S FREE.



The session is FREE and you are under no obligations to make any
commitments. All you need to do is to book a time slot so that we
can give you the necessary attention. Make a date with us this week
and find out how you can start on the journey to the best golf of
your life!



Call 6471 2272 to make your appointment.



THE SCIENCE OF THE GOLF SWING



At PCF Club Fitting Studio, you will only be taught based on the
science of the golf swing, which means you will get much better,
much faster.



Based on the principles of The Golfing Machine® along with simple
and effective training aids, you will quickly be taught the physics
and geometry behind the perfect swing so that you too can reproduce
YOUR perfect swing time after time.



HIT IT LONGER AND STRAIGHTER – You will learn what it takes to drive
the ball further, straighter more consistently. Because our
instruction is based upon the irrefutable principles of science, it
is guaranteed to work for ANY golfer.



We are so sure of your improvement that we offer an UNCONDITIONAL
MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE on all lessons.



Instructions can be tailored for a single individual or up to groups
of three. There is simply no better place to master your golf game
than in PCF Golf Fitting Studio's PRIVATE driving range conveniently
located just outside the CBD. Please email or call for rates NOW!



We look forward to seeing you at PCF real soon.



Eric Ng,



PCF Club Fitting Studio



P/S - Please forward this email to your golfing friend who needs
improvement on their game. Thank You.



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PCF Club Fitting Studio

6 Kung Chong Road #03-00 Singapore 159143

Tel:  +65 64712272   Fax: +65 64712221

Email: golf@...



Open: Mon to Sat – 12 noon to 8 pm

(Sundays and Public Holidays by appointment)