Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven:
don't step on the ducks!"
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.
It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their
best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a
duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"
The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes
St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man.
He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all
eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.
She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St.
Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on
... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you
for all of eternity?"
The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"
Recently, my white MP, Kok on my door, and very kekki..
Say 'Ive worked so hard, so vote for me',
'Or rubbish won't be cleared, in your vicinity'..
I said 'Dear MP of my GRC',
'Dun remember u, so please pardon me'..
'I only saw you on TV',
'Dozing off and jiakliao
bee'..
Last GE I voted for thee,
2% up in GST..
Cut CPF and up utility,
Are still very clear in my memory..
5 years later, then you come to me,
Fresh from your slumber of ivory..
Say that only, you can help me,
Escape from a life of poverty..
Just take a drive on CTE,
Count the number, of all the gantries..
Or squeeze a ride on the MRT,
That has not been cleared for ye..
My life since the last GE,
Has been downhill though I voted PAP..
If I vote the same for your sleeping spree,
I can expect the same misery..
So this time round, I vote for somebody,
Who will kachiao you, to productivity..
Forms fill wrong, no big deal to me,
If there's someone to speak up for ah bee..
So dear MP of GRC,
If life no improve, vote u chosimi?
It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but
until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric
expenditure of different sexual activities. Now after original,
thorough, pains-taking and proprietary research, here is an extract
of some of the results.
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent...................... 12 Calories
Without her consent.................... 187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands........................ 8 Calories
With one hand.......................... 12 Calories
With your teeth........................ 85 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection......................... 6 Calories
Without an erection.................... 315 Calories
PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot.............. 92 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary....................... 12 Calories
69 lying down.......................... 78 Calories
69 standing up......................... 112 Calories
Wheelbarrow..................... 216 Calories
Doggy. style...................... 326 Calories
Italian chandelier....................... 912 Calories
ORGASM:
Real............................. 112 Calories
Fake........................... 315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging................... 18 Calories
Getting up immediately................. 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately......816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: IF YOU ARE:
20-29 years old........................ 36 Calories
30-39 years............................ 80 Calories
40-49 years............................ 124 Calories
50-59 years............................ 972 Calories
60-69 years............................ 2916 Calories
70 and over......................... Results still pending
DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly........................... 32 Calories
In a hurry............................ 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door.... 3521 Calories
Hi All members
At the request of some members I have opened up the access of
SMART.com website to the public.
while this will enable members who can't remember their password to
have access to the webpage, it may also access by non-members to
post unwelcome messages or spams.
So if anyone of you encounter such situation please inform Anthony
or myself.
Cheers
Chee Siong
Date: Sun, 7 May 2006 21:15:58 +0800 (CST)
From: sun zi <sunzi8888@...>
Subject: Re: [SMART_dot_com] SMART.com Challenge 7 - Collection of
Goodie Bag
To: Tan Chiam Hai <chiamtan@...>
CC: Anthony Cheng Guang Huei <acheng@...>
the only way i can do away with password is to open it to public
access. the risk is that we may get non-members making unwelcomed
posts, spams or picking members email addresses.
the other way is to create another yahoo email address. I will
approve your membership. what you can then do is to redirect all
your yahoo email to one that you frequently use. do also keep that
email address and password somewhere , like in a Word file. I don't
think your yahoo emails will contain any confidential matters, so it
is not a big deal if someone gets to see it, right.
In the meantime I will coinsider your proposal to "open it to
public" for a "test period" to see if there is any unwelcomed spam.
cheers
Chee siong
Tan Chiam Hai <chiamtan@...> wrote:
Chee Siong,
Some feedback, I always has problem enter into the smart.com website
becasue we need to use the ID and password to enter the member site.
I am not sure whether others have faced the similar problem as me,
In my daily life, we just has too many ID and password need to
remember such as, internet banking, each cradit card account, share
trading account, MIW (army) website, office email website, ATM card,
CPF website etc.and most of these website demand password changes
every 3 months for security reasons. As such, I has forget my
password in smart.com, I think if we can enter the smart.com group
w/o password will be best, otherwise, I personally felt that email
still the best option for communication..
Thanks for reading the mails.
Cheers,
Chiam hai
Some feedback, I always has problem enter into the smart.com website becasue we need to use the ID and password to enter the member site. I am not sure whether others have faced the similar problem as me, In my daily life, we just has too many ID and password need to remember such as, internet banking, each cradit card account, share trading account, MIW (army) website, office email website, ATM card, CPF website etc.and most of these website demand password changes every 3 months for security reasons. As such, I has forget my password in smart.com, I think if we can enter the smart.com group w/o password will be best, otherwise, I personally felt that email still the best option for communication..
Subject: [SMART_dot_com] SMART.com Challenge 7 - Collection of Goodie Bag
Dear Participants of SMART.com Challenge 7
The Organizing Committee of SMART.com Challenge 7 would like to thank the 26 participants who have taken the time to cast their vote for the Pre-tournament Party.However, we regret to inform you that we have to cancel the proposed Pre-tournament, as there were only 10 to 13 members who would be available on any one of the 3 days.
We have fixed the date for the collection of Goodie bags on 19th May from 7.30pm to 9pm at the Green Fairway Driving Range.We will also be collecting the Tournament fee of S$50 at the same time.
If you are unable to collect the Goodie bag and make the payment on that day, please arrange for another member to collect the item and payment on your behalf.Do advise the name of your proxy to Richard Kwok at richard@....
Judging from the response from our recent poll, it is noted that about 20 "Ang Pai" members may not have the habit of opening their emails, or responding to messages sent by SMART.com.If you are aware of such member, please relay this message to them.We will not be bringing goodie bags over to the PSR on the day of the tournament as they may be subjected to custom duties.
Lastly, here is your opportunity to contribute to SMART.com's event.We wish to take this opportune time to invite members who may wish to sponsor any item for the tournament to forward them to Chee Siong at sunzi8888@....All sponsors are welcomed, in whatever form, value or quantity.
The Organizing Committee of SMART.com Challenge 7 would like to thank the 26 participants who have taken the time to cast their vote for the Pre-tournament Party.However, we regret to inform you that we have to cancel the proposed Pre-tournament, as there were only 10 to 13 members who would be available on any one of the 3 days.
We have fixed the date for the collection of Goodie bags on 19th May from 7.30pm to 9pm at the Green Fairway Driving Range.We will also be collecting the Tournament fee of S$50 at the same time.
If you are unable to collect the Goodie bag and make the payment on that day, please arrange for another member to collect the item and payment on your behalf.Do advise the name of your proxy to Richard Kwok at richard@....
Judging from the response from our recent poll, it is noted that about 20 "Ang Pai" members may not have the habit of opening their emails, or responding to messages sent by SMART.com.If you are aware of such member, please relay this message to them.We will not be bringing goodie bags over to the PSR on the day of the tournament as they may be subjected to custom duties.
Lastly, here is your opportunity to contribute to SMART.com's event.We wish to take this opportune time to invite members who may wish to sponsor any item for the tournament to forward them to Chee Siong at sunzi8888@....All sponsors are welcomed, in whatever form, value or quantity.
Enter your vote today! A new poll has been created for the
SMART_dot_com group:
16/05/06 is a better date!
o 16/05/06
o 17/05/06
To vote, please visit the following web page:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SMART_dot_com/surveys?id=12324963
Note: Please do not reply to this message. Poll votes are
not collected via email. To vote, you must go to the Yahoo! Groups
web site listed above.
Thanks!
Hi guys
To-date, we only have 19 out of total of 44 participants who have
responded to the poll and the preferred date for the party are 16th
and 18th of May.
However, we only have 11 members on both dates. This is well below
the minimum 30 members that we are looking for the Pre-tournament
Party.
Hey bros, don't tell me the majority of you don't party?
Singapore Pool, a sponsor for the tournament, will be sending a team
of sweet young things to the pre-tournament party to distribute
their goodie bags. But if we don't get the minimum 30 members of
the party by midnight 1 May, we will have to scrap the party.
Now you wouldn't want to disappoint these ladies, do you?
Over lunch last week, Brother Els has managed to persuade Shyller to
join us at the Party (By the way, she has left my bank for a better
job as a private banker in).
To the 25 bros who have yet to cast their vote, Russell Peters would
have said, "You....be a man, do the right thing!"
....sign-up for the Party, now.
Log on to the poll at:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SMART_dot_com/surveys?id=12320239
and tick the dates that you will be available.
Cheers
Chee Siong
I am okay for 17 may.
Cheers
----- Original Message -----
From: <SMART_dot_com@yahoogroups.com>
To: <SMART_dot_com@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Wednesday, April 26, 2006 11:25 AM
Subject: [SMART_dot_com] New poll for SMART_dot_com
>
> Enter your vote today! A new poll has been created for the
> SMART_dot_com group:
>
> Dear SMART.com Members
>
> The Organizing Committee for SMART.com Challenge 7 plans to organize a
Pre-tournament Party for all participants of the event on one of the
following dates ?May 16th, 17th, or 18th at 7.30 pm. at PCF Golf Club
Fitting Studio, 6 Kung Chong Road #03-00.
>
> The purpose of the party is to for members and sponsors to have a good
time, and to network in an informal setting. We will use the opportunity to
hand out the goodies bags, and brief members on the tournament details.
Light refreshment will be served.
>
> Game booths will be set-up for members to bid their golfing skills against
each other for a token wager of $5 for each booth. The winner takes all.
We will have booths for longest drive (using PCF’s Computerized vector
launch monitor), fastest iron (hitting 20 balls on target in the shortest
time), sharpest chip (chipping 20 balls into a basket), and sharpest long
distant put.
>
> So bring along your driver, favorite iron, wedge and putter and bid you
skills against fellow members and make some bucks before the tournament
proper.
>
> At the same time, get yourself gear and swing all tuned up for the
tournament by getting with the help of PCF’s professional. PCF Golf Club
Fitting Studio has a 2,500 sq feet showroom with fitting facility, a private
outdoor driving range with 3 bays and computerized swing analyzer to
fine-tune your swing.
>
> NOW, HERE IS IMPORTANT PART!
>
> We are conducting this poll because we want as many of you to be able to
attend the party. Please indicate your preferred date(s) to indicate the
days that you will be available. If you are unable to attend on any of the
days, please indicate accordingly.
>
> Please do this IMMEDIATELY upon reading this article, as we will need time
to prepare for the venue specially for you. Simply select the date(s) that
you will be available and send it back to us.
>
> Thank you.
>
> Chee Siong
> Organizing Committee
> SMART.com Challenge 7
>
>
>
> o 16th May
> o 17th May
> o 18th May
> o Unable to Attend
>
>
> To vote, please visit the following web page:
> http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SMART_dot_com/surveys?id=12320239
>
> Note: Please do not reply to this message. Poll votes are
> not collected via email. To vote, you must go to the Yahoo! Groups
> web site listed above.
>
> Thanks!
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Yahoo! Groups Links
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
Our website have this feature for carrying out poll. It will automatically
collate the results. That will save us lots of manual work.
Cheers
Chee Siong
". ." <wongfookheng@...> wrote:
16 May preferred.
Cheers,
Wong Fook Heng
SMART_dot_com@yahoogroups.com
wrote:
Enter your vote today! A new poll has been created for the SMART_dot_com group:
Dear SMART.com Members
The Organizing Committee for SMART.com Challenge 7 plans to organize a Pre-tournament Party for all participants of the event on one of the following dates – May 16th, 17th, or 18th at 7.30 pm. at PCF Golf Club Fitting Studio, 6 Kung Chong Road #03-00.
The purpose of the party is to for members and sponsors to have a good time, and to network in an informal setting. We will use the opportunity to hand out the goodies bags, and brief members on the tournament details. Light refreshment will be served.
Game booths will be set-up for members to bid their golfing skills against each other for a token wager of $5 for each booth. The winner takes all. We will have booths for longest drive (using PCF’s Computerized vector launch monitor),
fastest iron (hitting 20 balls on target in the shortest time), sharpest chip (chipping 20 balls into a basket), and sharpest long distant put.
So bring along your driver, favorite iron, wedge and putter and bid you skills against fellow members and make some bucks before the tournament proper.
At the same time, get yourself gear and swing all tuned up for the tournament by getting with the help of PCF’s professional. PCF Golf Club Fitting Studio has a 2,500 sq feet showroom with fitting facility, a private outdoor driving range with 3 bays and computerized swing analyzer to fine-tune your swing.
NOW, HERE IS IMPORTANT PART!
We are conducting this poll because we want as many of you to be able to attend the party. Please indicate your preferred date(s) to indicate the days that you will be available. If you are unable to attend on any of the days, please indicate accordingly.
Please do this IMMEDIATELY upon reading this article, as we will need
time to prepare for the venue specially for you. Simply select the date(s) that you will be available and send it back to us.
Enter your vote today! A new poll has been created for the SMART_dot_com group:
Dear SMART.com Members
The Organizing Committee for SMART.com Challenge 7 plans to organize a Pre-tournament Party for all participants of the event on one of the following dates – May 16th, 17th, or 18th at 7.30 pm. at PCF Golf Club Fitting Studio, 6 Kung Chong Road #03-00.
The purpose of the party is to for members and sponsors to have a good time, and to network in an informal setting. We will use the opportunity to hand out the goodies bags, and brief members on the tournament details. Light refreshment will be served.
Game booths will be set-up for members to bid their
golfing skills against each other for a token wager of $5 for each booth. The winner takes all. We will have booths for longest drive (using PCF’s Computerized vector launch monitor), fastest iron (hitting 20 balls on target in the shortest time), sharpest chip (chipping 20 balls into a basket), and sharpest long distant put.
So bring along your driver, favorite iron, wedge and putter and bid you skills against fellow members and make some bucks before the tournament proper.
At the same time, get yourself gear and swing all tuned up for the tournament by getting with the help of PCF’s professional. PCF Golf Club Fitting Studio has a 2,500 sq feet showroom with fitting facility, a private outdoor driving range with 3 bays and computerized swing analyzer to fine-tune your swing.
NOW, HERE IS IMPORTANT PART!
We are conducting this poll because we want as many of you to be able to attend the party. Please indicate your preferred date(s) to indicate
the days that you will be available. If you are unable to attend on any of the days, please indicate accordingly.
Please do this IMMEDIATELY upon reading this article, as we will need time to prepare for the venue specially for you. Simply select the date(s) that you will be available and send it back to us.
To-date only 19 of the 44 participants have responded to the Poll.
We need to have ALL your feedback to decide on the best date for the event.
Those who have yet to cast their vote please do so IMMEDIATELY. If you know any of your kakis who have not voted, please contact them to do so before Labor Day on Monday, 1st May 2006. They may not have opened their email.
NOTE you can indicate more than one date on the poll to indicate the days which you will be available. And if can't attend at all, do indicate accordingly, so that we know that all participants have responded, and we can proceed to carry out the preparation ASAP.
The names of those who have casted their votes are as follow:
Enter your vote today! A new poll has been created for the
SMART_dot_com group:
Dear SMART.com Members
The Organizing Committee for SMART.com Challenge 7 plans to organize a
Pre-tournament Party for all participants of the event on one of the following
dates – May 16th, 17th, or 18th at 7.30 pm. at PCF Golf Club Fitting Studio, 6
Kung Chong Road #03-00.
The purpose of the party is to for members and sponsors to have a good time, and
to network in an informal setting. We will use the opportunity to hand out the
goodies bags, and brief members on the tournament details. Light refreshment
will be served.
Game booths will be set-up for members to bid their golfing skills against each
other for a token wager of $5 for each booth. The winner takes all. We will
have booths for longest drive (using PCF’s Computerized vector launch monitor),
fastest iron (hitting 20 balls on target in the shortest time), sharpest chip
(chipping 20 balls into a basket), and sharpest long distant put.
So bring along your driver, favorite iron, wedge and putter and bid you skills
against fellow members and make some bucks before the tournament proper.
At the same time, get yourself gear and swing all tuned up for the tournament by
getting with the help of PCF’s professional. PCF Golf Club Fitting Studio has
a 2,500 sq feet showroom with fitting facility, a private outdoor driving range
with 3 bays and computerized swing analyzer to fine-tune your swing.
NOW, HERE IS IMPORTANT PART!
We are conducting this poll because we want as many of you to be able to attend
the party. Please indicate your preferred date(s) to indicate the days that you
will be available. If you are unable to attend on any of the days, please
indicate accordingly.
Please do this IMMEDIATELY upon reading this article, as we will need time to
prepare for the venue specially for you. Simply select the date(s) that you
will be available and send it back to us.
Thank you.
Chee Siong
Organizing Committee
SMART.com Challenge 7
o 16th May
o 17th May
o 18th May
o Unable to Attend
To vote, please visit the following web page:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SMART_dot_com/surveys?id=12320239
Note: Please do not reply to this message. Poll votes are
not collected via email. To vote, you must go to the Yahoo! Groups
web site listed above.
Thanks!
Thanks for the mail. Unfortunately, as you probably know, I am one of those sleeping member of this great gang. It will cost me some money to fly back to Singopore from HK !
Meanwhile I have sent my rep Anthong Els to participate. I can only support him, as usual from behind, but remotely !
Good game & have fun organizing !
Rgds,
Ultraman Kim
Richard Kwok <richard@...> wrote:
Hi Mr. Tey,
I believe your busy schedule has caused you to miss out the details in our email broadcast earlier.
This is just a gentle reminder that our SMART.com Challenge 7 golf tournament will be held on the Sat, 20th May 2006 at Pulai Spring Resorts Berhad (PSRB), Pulai Course, 8.15am.
If you are interested, please register soonest possible by
providing the following details:
I presume most of you must have already read Mr. Soon Chee Siong's latest postings (13th April 2006) on the SMART.com Website regarding the rescheduling of the tournament to the 20th May, 8.15am, Pulai Course.
Mr Soon had also mentioned that it would be unnecessary for those that had registered earlier to re-register for the tournament and we assume all would be participating on the 20th May, 8.15am, unless you inform us otherwise.
Up till now, we have 35 confirmed participants. For those that still have not registered, please lend us your support and do not delay any further, as we need to provide full details of T-shirt sizes and their breakdown to Mr. Richard Chee by the 25th April 2005 to give him
sufficient time to produce these T-shirts.
Please register now by giving details such as PSR membership number, current handicap, T-shirt size via my email address at
Billy Graham is now 86 years old with
Parkinson's disease.
In January 2000, leaders in Charlotte, North Carolina, invited their favorite son, Billy
Graham, to a luncheon in his honor.
Billy initially hesitated to accept the invitation because he
struggles with Parkinson's disease. But the Charlotte leaders said, "We don't expect a major address.
Just come and let us honor you." So he agreed.
After wonderful things were said about him, Dr. Graham
stepped to the rostrum, looked at the crowd, and said, "I'm reminded today
of Albert Einstein, the great physicist who this month has been honored by Time
magazine as the Man of the Century. Einstein was once
traveling from Princeton on a train when the conductor came down
the aisle, punching the tickets of every passenger. When he came to
Einstein, Einstein reached in his vest pocket. He couldn't find his
ticket, so he reached in his trouser pockets. It wasn't there, so he
looked in his briefcase but couldn't find it. Then he looked in the seat
beside him. He still couldn't find it.
The conductor said, "Dr. Einstein, I know who you
are. We all know who you are. I'm sure you bought a ticket.
Don't worry about it."Einstein nodded
appreciatively. The conductor continued down the aisle punching
tickets. As he was ready to move to the next car, he turned around and
saw the great physicist down on his hands and knees looking under his seat for
his ticket.
The conductor rushed back and said, "Dr. Einstein,
Dr. Einstein, don't worry, I know who you are. No problem.
You don't need a ticket. I'm sure you bought one."
Einstein looked at him and said, "Young man, I too, know who
I am. What I don't know is where I'm going.'"
Having said that Billy Graham continued, "See the suit I'm
wearing?
It's a brand new suit. My wife, my children, and my grandchildren are
telling me I've gotten a little slovenly in my old age. I used to be a
bit more fastidious. So I went out and bought a new suit for this
luncheon and one more occasion.
You know what that occasion is? This is the suit in which
I'll be buried. But when you hear I'm dead, I don't want you to
immediately remember the suit I'm wearing. I want you to remember this:
I not only know who I am ... I also know where I'm going."
The Organizing Committee of SMART.com Challenge 7 wishes to announce that the tournament date will be postponed to 20th May 2006, Saturday morning 8.15am. We have made the decision based on the likelihood that the General Election will be held on the 6th May 2006.
We regret for any inconvenience caused, but as we do like to have as many members to participate in the tournament, the GE will be a major factor to us achieving this primary objective.
On the same note, I would like to request those who have yet to register for the tournament to do so NOW!!!
Do understand that we need time to order and print the polo T-shirts, the sponsors to order the items for goodie bags and prizes etc. So do lend us your co-operation and click on Richard's email address - richard@... - to register your participation for the tournament, together with details of your PSR membership no., current handicap, and your shirt size.
With funds from the United Nations and World Bank, countries that were badly hit by the devastating Tsunami on 26th December 2004 have now put in place the 'New Tsunami Warning System'. According to experts, these systems are very sensitive and accurate in detecting earth's vibration especially when placed along beaches. > >
A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day
there he takes
off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite brunette
walks by and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his
erection, comes over to him and says, "Sir, did you call for me?" The
man
replies, "No, what do you mean?" She says, "You must be new
here, let me
explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called
for me." Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies
down
on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with
her.
The man continued to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna
and as he sat down he farted. Within a few minutes a huge, obese, hairy man
lumbers out of the steam toward him. "Did you call for me?" says the
hairy
man. "No, what do you mean?" says the newcomer. "You must be new
here," says
the hairy man, "it's a rule here that if you fart, it implies that you
called for me." The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a
bench
and has his way with him.
The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where the smiling, naked
receptionist greets him. "May I help you?" she says. The man yells,
"Here is
my membership card, you can have the key back, and you can keep the
$50,000 membership fee." "But sir," she replies, "you've
only been here for
a few hours, you haven't even had the chance to see all our facilities."
The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 58 years old; I get a hard-on once a
month, but I fart 15 times a day."
For those who have difficulty registering at our Blog, here is the
step-by-step guide to help you.
Firstly, log-on to the website by clicking the address below
http://360.yahoo.com/profile-lYArwT8idqefzjS3f7jw4UXBWWQ-?cq=1
To commence "registration" by clicking on the "+Add" button on the
far left of the webpage, just below the Group photo.
Your will be asked to "sign-in" .
Key-in your "yahoo address" and "password".
Once you are log-in, click "continue" button
You will be asked if you want to add "SMART.com" as your "Favorite"
Tick on the "Invite as a Friend" box and click "Submit"
You may continue to create your own blog if you so wishes.
good luck
You are encouraged to invite your friends to join the Group and the tournament. If they are currently not a member, they have to register as a member first through our website at :
We have created the Blog as the website has certain limitations which the blog would be able to do for the members. In addition to their names, shirt size, current handicap, New members will have to provide their personal details like home address, phone contact, email address, occupation, company, achievements in past tournaments.
Members who have yet to register at our Website or Blog
kindly do so now !!!!
Registration at the website and the blog are preconditions to participating in this tournament.
Subject to the number of participants, respective handicaps for Division A & B shall be determined by the Organizing Committee. All registered players will receive his/her handicap as determined by the Handicap Committee in due course.
Fee:
S$50 (for PSR member)
S$120 (for non-PSR member)
fee includes a polo shirt, pre-tournament lunch, mineral water, buggy fee, goodies bag, lucky draw prizes and post game dinner.
Tee-off Time : 1 pm onwards
Ties
Official Count Back on gross score starting from hole-18 and in descending order.
If it is still tie, SF pts from Back 9, follow by Front 9, B6, F6, B3, F3.
Bad Weather Contingency Plan Should the occurrence of inclement weather result in the competitors inability to complete 9 holes, the competition is deemed to be cancelled. All trophies shall be kept for the next competition. Lucky draw prizes will continue to be given away.
Size of Polo Shirt Subject to availability, all registered player will each receive an elegantly designed SMART.com Polo Shirt. Kindly advise your Asian T-shirt size.
Sponsors All sponsors are welcomed, in whatever form, value or quantity. The more the merrier. All sponsors will be acknowledged.
If you wish to be a sponsor for the event or know of a company that may wish to sponsor such events, do direct your sponsorship or the name of the prospective sponsor to :
We have created a SMART.com Blog recently and we will post our sponsors on the blog as a form of our appreciation for their support. We have also obtained clearance from Pulai Springs Resort to allow banners of sponsors to be placed in the club and at the starting tees. This we believe will give the sponsors better "airtime" and exposure for their brand names and products.
We plan to keep the post of sponsors on our Blog until the next tournament, which is about 6 months intervals.As the Blog can be viewed by anyone outside the Group, the viewership could be much larger than the projected 70 members in the Group.The Blog has been up for only four days and we have viewer 130 logged in.
We endeavor to give our sponsors good value for their contribution to the success of our tournaments.
Amendments The Organizing Committee reserves the right to amend the Rules and Regulations of the tournament from time to time as they deem fit and all decisions made shall be final.
Quinlan and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money;
between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
Murphy said "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the
butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.
Quinlan said "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!"
Murphy replied "Don't worry - just follow me."
He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of
Guinness and two glasses of Jameson Whisky.
Quinlan said "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will
be in? We haven't got any money!!"
Murphy replied, with a smile "Don't worry, I have a plan, Cheers!"
They downed their drinks. Murphy said "OK, I'll stick the sausage
through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth."
The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out. They
continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.
At the tenth pub Quinlan said "Murphy - I don't think I can do any
more o'this, I'm drunk and me knees are killin' me!"
Murphy said "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub."
A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of
going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and
spending his entire pay cheque.
When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by a very
angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting
his actions.
Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him. "How would you
like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"
To which he replied. "That would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and
went with the same results. Come Thursday, the swelling went down just
enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
WHAT NEEDS TO BE FIXED? - Your Golf Swing or Your Golf Clubs ….
It's easy to say that if you need to better your game, just get
better equipment. But after years of working with golfers on club-
fitting, its very apparent that a fundamentally sound golf swing is
as important in producing a good game of golf as better fitting
equipment.
Thus, if you are wondering whether your short drives are due to poor
technique or ill-fitting equipment…..then NOW it is the time to find
out WHY.
In collaboration with Justin Tang, an authorized instructor of the
World Golf Institute, teaching based on The Golfing Machine ®, PCF
Club Fitting Studio will be hosting the first-ever FIX YOUR GOLF
session at our private range located at 6 Kung Chong Road #03-00
(next to Leng Kee Road).
All you need to do is bring your driver, 5 iron, 9 iron, SW and let
our professionals do the rest. Justin Tang and Eric See, PCF's Head
Clubmaker, will be on hand to work with you to uncover the mysteries
surrounding your "lack of form".
At the end of the session, you will finally discover the root cause
of whatever is plaguing affecting your game and the appropriate
course of action.
AND DID I MENTION THAT IT'S FREE.
The session is FREE and you are under no obligations to make any
commitments. All you need to do is to book a time slot so that we
can give you the necessary attention. Make a date with us this week
and find out how you can start on the journey to the best golf of
your life!
Call 6471 2272 to make your appointment.
THE SCIENCE OF THE GOLF SWING
At PCF Club Fitting Studio, you will only be taught based on the
science of the golf swing, which means you will get much better,
much faster.
Based on the principles of The Golfing Machine® along with simple
and effective training aids, you will quickly be taught the physics
and geometry behind the perfect swing so that you too can reproduce
YOUR perfect swing time after time.
HIT IT LONGER AND STRAIGHTER – You will learn what it takes to drive
the ball further, straighter more consistently. Because our
instruction is based upon the irrefutable principles of science, it
is guaranteed to work for ANY golfer.
We are so sure of your improvement that we offer an UNCONDITIONAL
MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE on all lessons.
Instructions can be tailored for a single individual or up to groups
of three. There is simply no better place to master your golf game
than in PCF Golf Fitting Studio's PRIVATE driving range conveniently
located just outside the CBD. Please email or call for rates NOW!
We look forward to seeing you at PCF real soon.
Eric Ng,
PCF Club Fitting Studio
P/S - Please forward this email to your golfing friend who needs
improvement on their game. Thank You.
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PCF Club Fitting Studio
6 Kung Chong Road #03-00 Singapore 159143
Tel: +65 64712272 Fax: +65 64712221
Email: golf@...
Open: Mon to Sat – 12 noon to 8 pm
(Sundays and Public Holidays by appointment)
Guess what happens when a group of enthusiastic golf aficionados get
together to talk about club fitting or the lack of it?
They decided to offer unparalleled selection of club components and
the best-in-class service. Well… that's what happened here.
Together with knowledge and resources, A new outfit, PCF Golf Club
Fitting Studio at 6 Kung Chong Road #03-00 (between Leng Kee and
Chang Charn Road) is born. Imagine a golf fitting shop with 2,500 sq
feet showroom and fitting facility and boasts of a private outdoor
driving range with 3 bays which measures more than 20 metres wide
and 25 metres deep.
We are open Mondays to Saturdays from 12 noon to 8 pm (By
appointments on Sundays and Holidays). Plenty of parking along Kung
Chong and its free after 5 pm.
Anchored by Eric See (PCS Certified Class A Clubmaker) since 1998,
PGF offers the most up-to-date in products and technology:
Use the right clubs – our Computerised Club Fitters' Swing Analyzer
determines your club head speed, launch angle and swing tempo
Find your shafts' "Sweet Spot" – PCF Club Fitting Studio is equipped
with the latest Auditor analogue/digital frequency analyzer SPC with
zone frequency matching and shaft profiling, measuring up to 999 CPM
in 0.1 increments
Saving your expensive shaft is now a breeze – our Best-in-Class
Shaft Extraction guarantees that the integrity of your shaft is not
compromised every time you pull it
Digital and Mechanical application - besides hardware, we ensure
that every graphite shaft is PURED - Spined and FLOed using laser
spine-ing techniques
Set up for the perfect shot on every hit – with our Professional
Loft and Lie Adjustment Machine you can optimise your launch angle
according to your swing path and height
Where every putt counts – with proper Putter Fitting we can
establish you the ideal putter length and loft, while also offering
the latest technology like counter weighting and frequency filtered
putter shafts
Friendly service in one of the best fitting studio that you will
find - No-obligation Professional Assessment and a A-Rated golf-
fitting studio where you are "authorized" to enter anytime you feel
like it
Cusomised Components - we are also well-sstocked with the latest
customizable brands such as KZG, Maltby Design, SMT, Tom Wishon,
Toski and other brands upon demand. They are suitable for all level
of golfers. From a single iron to an entire set, we have ready
inventory to meet your golfing needs.
Wide shaft selection for woods, irons and hybrids – we are well-
stocked with today's favourite shafts like:
Aldila
Accuflex
Fujikura
Graphite Design
Grafalloy
UST – Accra, V2, Proforce, IRod
Latest UST Frequency Filtered Putter Shaft (Straight and Double
Bend)
Pull-out Shaft Specials:
· Aldila NV and NVS (55R, 65R, 65S) – from $70 to $130
· Grafalloy Prolaunch (45R, 55S) – from $60 to $100
· And more from $30 onwards
Bring in our old shafts or clubs and we will help you resell them at
realistic prices
We have created a used club and shaft section where customers can
consign the items. We have an open book policy and take a fixed
commission upon successful sale. In this case you don't end up
getting only 50% of the actual sales! We also have a pull-out shaft
section where frequency analysis will be provided free to buyers.
For the golfing enthusiast, this is the one place that you don't
want to miss! Come and experience for yourself!
See You Soon.
Sincerely Yours,
Eric Ng (mobile 81801616)