Hi guyz Andrew has so kindly volunteered to organize a trip to Melaka/KL for members during the National Day weekend from August 5th - 9th. He has a family...
A single mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date. "Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?" "Honey, you are not supposed...
A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. The new CEO is determined to rid the company of all unproductive workers. On a tour of the...
One young man joined a big multinational company as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone, " Get me a coffee quickly ! " ...
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A teenager walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange,...
An old man was sitting on his front porch watching the sun rise. He sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm. He yells out "Hey...
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me,...
I met Clarence, one of my golf kaki at our favourite pub last Friday. I noticed Clarence's voice were coarse, so I asked, "What happened to your voice, mate?" ...
Careful, typing mistakes can be serious... A daughter sent a telegram to her father on passing her B.Ed exams, which the father received as "Father, your...
Ah Lian calls Ah Beng over the telephone. Lian: " Oi, Beng, I can't get my new jig saw puzzle fixed. Mah- chiam all the edges cannot fix together leh ? " ...
Hi guys the memory for this photo album is now 86% full. to maximise the use of the album, please reduce the size of the pic before downloading it to the...
(Must be read in an Italian accent) One day ima gonna Singapur to a bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis...
An award winning ad by DUREX condom (USA): "To All Those Who Used Our Competitor's Product........HAPPY FATHER"S DAY!" ... Meet your soulmate! Yahoo! Asia...
Morning guys, Listen To The Doctor Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their options. One was an alcoholic, one was a chain...
Joke of the day: A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper...
The following are the top three winners from a "Most ... ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her ... start behaving right now, she would be punished. ...
Sharing this story with u .... A certain rich businessman had a beautiful daughter, who fell in love with a guy who was a cleaner. When the girl's father...
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A plane is on its way to Montreal when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class Section and sits down. The flight attendant asks to see...
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